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And if you were really unlucky you'd be tied up and held at gunpoint by KCG while he forced you to listen to the first three chapters of his novella.

CT will have flounced again by then man.

A mackem runs home from school and excitedly tells his father that he beat all the Geordie kids at throwing the javelin in PE. 'That, Son, is because you're a mackem. Never forget it' his dad tells him, the lad's chest swelling with pride. Next week he runs home and excitedly tells his old man he came first in the 100 metres sprint, 'Ah beat al the Geordie Kids' he boasted. 'That, Son, is because you're a mackem. Never forget it' his dad again tells him, the lad's chest swelling with pride once more. Last week of term and once more the Mackem runs home all excited. 'Da, Da! A done PE again today! Ah was in the showers and my willy was bigger than al their willies! Is it because I'm a mackem, Da?' The father looks up from his paper, 'No son. It's because you're 48.'

Ewerk's like one of the old men in the monty python sketch. "Kids in America think they've got it bad. In my day, you'd get bludgeoned to death with a truncheon in bed by the RUC before you woke up, then shot In the head by a para. And that's if you were lucky."

This is how I feel. It's just the same thing again and again. Fed up with the takeover bollocks too.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Fat shits on fire off the Shoulder of Mutton. I watched Phstevie twitter in the dark near the Gallow Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like Fish’s filthy fireplace. Time to die.

Bung the hole.

That’s quite a range. Also, you can probably get £500-£1000 for that if you sell it. Also+1, give it a wipe, you throbber

That’s how I feel now. It’s just the same thing again and again.

Fuck Off.

357 deaths today is still a hell of a lot and suggests yesterday bucked the trend this week. All they seem arsed about is the 7 day rolling averages showing a downward trend. Given the figures at the peak were fucking horrendous that’s not the cause for celebration they’re trying to sell it as. Evil cunts

That’s not even worth the gif. Cary Grant.

We gonna ring-rang-a-dong for a holiday Put your arms in the air, Yedlin hear you say We gonna ring-rang-a-dong for a holiday Put your arms in the air, Yedlin hear you say

straight outta Benton crazy muthafucker called Yedlin takes vast amounts Benilyn when he's got a cough then he'll have a day off

Yedlin will swarm On any motherfucker in a opposition uniform Just 'cause I'm from the NUFC Punk midfielders are afraid of me!

I'm glad that's clear, then.

Please remember you are talking to MF - his imagination knows no bounds

What if his Mrs. has one of these? Perfectly innocent explanation

Hi People I’ve never interacted with. Here is a link to my blog that no cunt reads. I’m talking about a controversial topic to try and drum up some interest.

I'm not furloughed dickwad. You don't furlough this.

Aye. I think they’d be looking at a very expensive court case which they would probably lose

Like I said ages ago, if the premier league rejects it then they had better have an airtight case to do so because I am fairly sure the buyers would not just sit back and say “never mind”.

Never really related to Ben Stiller's character till now

Time to start my VERTICAL FARM ENTERPRISE. Every animal will be treat with love and care and all that bollocks before selling you free-range meat and veg at a price you can afford. All from my 27 floor, vertical farm powerhouse.

That’s how I feel now. It’s just the same thing again and again.

For those who missed the BIG debate this week on Trump...

Is it usable? Imagine the hip points when you bake sourdough in an antique oven.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/30/us/minneapolis-police-noor-verdict.html

Well they did call a medical team. But in the current climate it is foolish to approach cops in riot gear when they're telling you to get back. Plus the cop would probably have only got a yellow for that push in the PL.

This is beyond fucking boring now.

Fuck off

21st June Newcastle United v Sheff United The Arab derby ?

Where do you sit, and why is it in the Stadium of League 1?

They’ll create a task force for masks. The Mask Force.

The Tories' relationship with the phrase "by the end of the week" is eerily reminiscent of NUFC takeover ITKs

Anyone defending Trump at this point deserves everything they get.

How much do you want for it?

My flat mates antibody test was positive and our swab tests were negative but you better believe that I lied about how long the results took to get a week off.

Easy on there, Typhoid Mary.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-52843846 Strewth!

The world may be in chaos but it's hard not to enjoy the President on the United States' lawyer coming on British breakfast TV and getting into a slanging match with Piers Morgan. This is where we're at.

They want to make like the rest of the country, just go back to work and stop fucking about

Hmm, a fascist in a bunker. Someone should make a funny video out of it using the Hitler one. I can’t be arsed and as a German obviously lack the necessary skills.