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I long for the days of Scudamore. He’d have been balls deep in Saudi blood money before the kettle boiled at the first meeting.

Jewish/sushi fusion restaurant?

The gist is we don’t know were born and shouldn’t be pissed off with Ashley because Sunderland and Bury fans are far worse off. It’s a bit like saying we can never be pissed off with anything in life because we don’t live in Sunderland

Champion just after Gardeners World, I'll just tape Gogglebox.

I don’t feel angry because it was so predictable. Dirty money is only for historically elite clubs (sic) like Man City & Chelsea. Football is shite these days mainly & Newcastle United are the worst of it.

I’ve had many a Spoons breakfast pint. Can’t always say I was out of bed by breakfast mind. LADS LADS LADS Me and Michael Chopra are gonna steal all your computer games, sell them and put an ACCA ON

1. There’s no alcohol in the deal, dick lips. 2. I have a healthy breakfast every morning, sometimes crumpets if I’m feeling bored. 3. Lick iz.

I’ve no intention of watching any PL football. The whole thing stinks.

Are you watching Rafa

Kinda of feeling guilty that the first reaction in our WhatsApp was “dodgy electricians lol”

Well fuckin quelle fuckin surprise as they oft say roond oor wey... https://www.bylineinvestigates.com/murdoch/2020/7/28/football-hacking-murdoch-newspapers-hacked-the-premier-league-organisation-on-an-industrial-scale-for-a-decade-at-the-same-time-as-the-sky-sports-mogul-was-flooding-game-with-tv-cash?format=amp&__twitter_impression=true

I’d lost interest anyway. If my laddie wasn’t into it I’d barely know what was going on. Final nail in the coffin for me now though.

I totally agree. That’s why I don’t get all this messing around. It’s been totally clear who is involved in the takeover and how it is structured. Therefore the only question should have been if the piracy around BeoutQ prevents a Saudi entity to be involved in the running of a club in the Premierleague. It’s been a simple yes or no right from the start. The Premierleague has created this problem because of not giving a clear verdict either way.

AH’s ‘mate’ does

Gone? It’s zoomed passed Voyager 1 in the outer reaches of the heliopause

Then my life changes for the better- more biscuits.

Nah

Cans of worms it is then.

over 75,000 signed this now and being reported on the bbc.... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53654387 as well as the independent and guardian. hat doffed, I'd like to think it's making masters squirm a bit. oh and ugly mackems too!

“....and on that day the Meenzer - Tom friendship trophy was formed”

FYP marra

Massive investment in the part of the country set to be most fucked by Brexit and not even an explanation from the body responsible

Obviously I'm naive, but with all the stuff I've read about this over the last few days burying your head in the sand is against the rules set out in the owners test and in my eyes confirmation that something is up.

That's probably an excellent way to put your own troubles in perspective.

A case could certainly be made that the PL's refusal to reach a decision either way was tantamount to rejection seeing as the takeover couldn't be completed. I still don't believe that anyone has totally walked away from this deal. I think they expected a massive outcry at the news that the deal had fallen through and the PL to come under massive pressure but that hasn't happened. Outside of Newcastle most people have shrugged their shoulders and moved on. If Staveley thinks she has reason to go after them legally then she'll do so but these reports of her being in tears etc. were just nonsense for public consumption.

They’re indebted to Ellis Short but it’s ok for them to hate him

Sean looked a good player under Benitez. He’s looked about a stone overweight in more recent appearances. Coincidence probably. Matty looks a completely different type of player though, which is odd given all footballing brothers are normally exactly the same. Take Bobby and Jackie Charlton for example

Aye, I expect them to lay it on thick about how much we’re being a deluded set of cunts for not liking Ashley and wanting to target higher that lower mid table. Not that I plan on watching that dog shit.

I think it’s a case of “Geordies know your place”. We’re not newsworthy because under Ashley we’re also-rans and whipping boys for the biggest clubs. And it’ll stay that way for as long as the PL is run like a closed shop for the richest clubs. Next season will be about the usual relegation battle, little else imo

I think this Reuben brothers/Arena Racing Company story is newsworthy. Seems the BBC don’t. Nope they’re happier running opinion pieces about who Liverpool should buy. Or some shit about Paul fucking Scholes having a bloody party. FFS. After all the negative stories those twats ran whilst the bid was actively pending with the PL. What is going on here exactly? It really makes you fuckin wonder.

I like Vacation, it reminds me of the flat-earther documentary Behind The Curve, because Christina Applegate is in Vacation, and BTC talks about false globes. I’ll see myself out …

Following a “slightly” booze fuelled conversation about the best biscuits that you can’t get anymore with my sister-in-law a few days ago, a pack of Lemon Puffs arrived from amazon today. I married the wrong sister, didn’t I?

Players who deliberately cough at other players or match officials can now be red-carded https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53643017

I hope he has a career ending injury if he goes to those cunts.

Quick trip to Aldi........sorted

People who enter William Hills with a posse.

Aye, getting involved now it’s fucking done and dusted and the PL have been allowed to take the piss. Are we going to get some ‘closure’ now? Seriously, who gives a fuck?

Can you advise them they're a bunch of thundercunts please Troops? Ta.

Tough year for Dave Whelan. First Wigan go into administration and now his business empire is totally fucked. Thankfully he's alive to witness it all, the massive cunt.

The court ruling banning Bein was an odd one. Perhaps timed to force the PL to make a decision but like you say, I don’t see how they thought it would help. The idea the people involved in the bid were unaware of it seems far-fetched too. But while this was an important, high-profile asset for their portfolio they’ll have much bigger fish to fry and will probably have moved on. Maybe to an Italian club, as someone suggested. It was a much bigger deal to us than it ever was to them.

ewerk will allow Margot Robbie to lick his bellend for the same terms he agreed with Scarlett Johansson, but is waiting for the Australian to drop her restraining order to enable him to progress to the next stage of the process.

ewerk might be in trouble for selling ducks for such a high price...I might get you know who invollved

Hi Markus, I too am a huge fan of Newcastle United and of ducks. I have the exact same duck but bathtime just wouldn’t be the same without it and for that reason I can’t let it go for any less than £56.45.