Leaderboard

Dorty bastards.

I don’t know why he doesn’t just sell to the other bidder who’s offered £50m more than the Saudis.

Just put a pair of baggy jeans on that Winston Churchill statue that keeps getting covered up in London, sorted.

No, she went of her own accord.

Too late sorry! Theyve potentially got £40 out of me as the page timed out the 1st time I tried to donate!

Thanks for reminding me. You gonna settle out bet now?

He's a curious mix of David Platt and Barry from Auf Wiedershen Pet.

Its the attempt to link the PL decision to some sort of moral outcome that’s laughable. Morality has no bearing on it, its purely about money. Yes, we must all rejoice because our would be owners were fucked over by Liverpool and Tottingham because they didnt want their private top 6 members club to be threatened. But thats ok because its the saudis. i just feel so sad for the fans of clubs like man city who must lay awake at night worrying about their owners. You know, the ones we were up in arms about even though nobody can remember any toon fans protesting....

Of course there was … Shaun Lawson says there was, so there must’ve been. Shaun Lawson, who hell he?

Looks posh, i bet there's some himalayan salt crisps behind that bar

Any man who lives in a boutique hotel lobby is okay by me.

That was my last £350, that's why I'm drinking a Christmas bottle I found in the back of the cuboard.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/english-channel-wall

“ If Only You Knew The Power Of The Duck Side...”

Scudamore is making him look a right prick. Grab that cash with both hands. It’s plastic nowadays the bloodstains wash right off.

Even though the stats clearly tell me I’m wrong, I still think Joelinton is better than Joselu. For the sake of clarity, I think Joelinton is utter dogshit but Joselu looked like he’d won a competition to play for us. I still can’t decide where I’d put Riviere in the pecking order though. We’ve been truly blessed in the striking department over the past few years.

Himalayan?

He's a Toon fan, sign him up!

Who can forget those huge protests that took place when someone we’d never heard of bought Chelsea? What absolute twaddle.

What a pile of absolute shite

There was protesting about Abramovic taking over Chelsea by Newcastle fans? I really don’t remember that. The high and mighty stance of a lot of these journalists is nauseating tbh.

I'd swap you for Harold Shipman

Here he is

Fucking hell Carl, fancy buying a football club?

"fletch" is tedious too

Lads walking up to the match in ASHLEY 9 shirts

That'll do. On whether our new at the time forward line would outscore the old one. We had 4 players each iirc but can't remember the exact details. Pissed it anyway. Food bank will do. Was going to say the Donkey Sanctuary but I'm still convinced it's a scam

https://buy.meanewwankshedplease

“LEGAL NOTE: In the event that this project runs into difficulties during the research and development stage, funds will be donated to a local project providing hot meals and activities to children from vulnerable families during the Summer Holidays in Essex” :)

It’s generally “Three-O Walcott” levels of journalism there.

Someone’s nicked your candles mate, and …err… I think your Mrs.has left something in the ice-bucket.

38 league appearances 2 goals £40,000,000 Hands down the worst transfer in the history of the premier league

Quick, someone tell chopra to get his full cans out the bin again

Worked for Ollie Bernard!

Why is an Everton fan trying to troll us Everton are just as irrelevant as we are. Pipe the fuck down.

This is the crisp thread mate.

I think you’ll find it’s Himalayan rock salt

I agree, it just makes me worry that the death rates and infections are beyond control world wide.

I’d take those Nigeria and DRC figures with a hefty pinch of salt.

I’m going to work to maintain an attitude of simply not giving a shit tbh. Ive got no motivation to go to games but I really ought to be paying Newcastle United less attention. The club really aren’t worth getting upset about and there are plenty of other things in life that actually reward you with enjoyment.