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Have these QCs not seen that Luke Edwards has called this saga over?

I'd imagine his suits are just like his fucking jeans.....

Lee will be telling Mala and the boys his opening remark after the sigh was to respond “less of the lip eh Steve, or you and me will be having a straightener ootside, yee got it kid? Anyway now the unpleasantness is oot the way, what’s your top 10 fave crisps? Need to put together a mint list, it’s food and drink to me punters, they just can’t get enough of my top lists”

Oh so now the Tories want us to be more German

I remember a number of their fans banging on about how much better than S Longstaff he is, obviously without having met his parents.

‘Five things we learned about Roast Beef and Mustard’ just writes itself.

He’s never been the same since losing Remi Streete as his nark.

I hope you don’t talk about fashion, either

Memorable moment from my youth (B&W TV days) was on "Shoot" (tv highlight prog) when Wolstenhome was commentating and was heard to say "and the crowd are chanting for Cannell"

She gave Caulkin the exclusive interview.

I am really disappointed in the total lack of journalistic scrutiny regarding the conduct of the Premier League. There is hardly any journalist questioning how the process has been handled by the league. Instead there is a handful of apologists who seem to have close ties to the PL and claiming inside knowledge who are leading the discussion (Roan, Jacobs, Slater, Tariq et al). So far thE PL got a total free ride and got away with everything. It doesn’t help if journalists with ties to the club are not interested in questioning the league either, like Edwards. Kinnear eas probably right about Bird, too,

He knows where the rest of his kids are.

Blimey, that'll give quite some cognitive dissonance to the gammons who want us to bring back common-sense law and order with a short sharp shock but who also think wearing a mask for a quick trip around Tesco is a violation of their human rights

Finally, chaos with Ed Miliband

STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL He has worked for BEin who haven’t tried to influence the process at all...

We should all take it up.

Average, white, banned

'Mumfled with Sons' the best I've seen so far along with 'Run BNP'

Much easier to ignore people you know at the supermarket too.

A couple of funny comments I saw were Run BNP and Reich Said Fred

I've noticed that almost everyone is better looking in a mask. I hope they stick around, I've had enough of looking at you mingers.

You love to see it

it's a nightmare this mate, i'm back to temporarily at least needing him to walk safely past steamrollers.

All charvas have asthma and that’s just a fact. It’s why they ride BMXs everywhere

Just what are the exemptions from wearing a mask? From my latest supermarket trip it appears to be fat charvas and roid heads

Carl needs to get up to speed quick. ’We took the Fulwell eeesy’

Hyde: “ the British government’s alleged mastermind, Dominic Cummings, and by its sheepdog mascot, Johnson, who no longer even looks housebroken. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/sep/11/tories-trick-cock-up-dominic-cummings?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Boris is literally just a front for Cummings, he fails every time he is forced to think on his own and the crazy thing is, Cummings isn't that bright but for some crazy reason he holds so much power, he must have something huge on Boris.

The Confused Sex Yeti on top of his game as usual I see...

Plenty of neighbours I’ve had will relish being a Government grass tbh.

children under the age of 11 (Public Health England do not recommended face coverings for children under the age of 3 for health and safety reasons) people who cannot put on, wear or remove a face covering because of a physical or mental illness or impairment, or disability employees of indoor settings (or people acting on their behalf, such as someone leading part of a prayer service) or transport workers - although employers may consider their use where appropriate and where other mitigations are not in place, in line with COVID-19 Secure guidelines police officers and other emergency workers, given that this may interfere with their ability to serve the public where putting on, wearing or removing a face covering will cause you severe distress if you are speaking to or providing assistance to someone who relies on lip reading, clear sound or facial expressions to communicate to avoid harm or injury, or the risk of harm or injury, to yourself or others - including if it would negatively impact on your ability to exercise or participate in a strenuous activity

I think, with the rise in cases, the league needs to end now with all positions taken as final

At least Edwards will have been able to tell the truth about having seen the game

I don't know what's more mental, his Catweazle beard or his fucking head. Either way, someone needs to stage an intervention soon. Not so soon so we can't get a few more laughs from the crazy cunt though.

Apparently this is from a driving experience day he paid to be at over a year ago . This bloke is so fucking weird.

If he hasn’t had a proper wash that car is already a Cat C.

I laugh every time I see this

Nice of Brewcey to give us a reminder of what a snide, arse licking cunt of a man he is

Im actually here to collect this

Everyone seems to be cock-a-hoop over Hayden and while I accept he’s handy, he should have had an improvement in front of him years ago

Then new ownership, Rafa reappointed and a 10th-place finish pulled out of the bag. Everyone's a winner.