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Suck it up, nippers.

Or Brighton "Champions" scarves as they're known.

Oh she'd get it alright

Congratulations on the new job @Rayvin

Nowt wrong with Ole. They're out of the relegation places. Financially stable.

He was on EastEnders, Italian looking with a goatee.

I'm not one for conspiracies, but Ttump is an exception. I dont believe he was ever seriously ill with this. I think the trip to hospital was entirely orchestrated as part of his campaign. He has killed thousands of people with this tweet as well as insulted the memory of 200,000 victims. What an absolute cunt. Comparisons with Hitler are justified imo.

Imagine getting tucked in at night by Savage- he’d catch a hangnail on the duvet, drop to the floor screaming, and be demanding a red card for the bedding. Also, he’s a cunt.

And a domestos iv line and UV emitting probe up his arse.

Fucking excel - it should have some in-built AI function that recognises its being used for data storage which blows up the pc, killing the stupid cunt who thought it was an appropriate tool. Basic compliance and competence guidelines including security breached with no probable consequences.

My lass's school got a call from the police telling them to make sure that kids don't mix together once they've left the grounds at the end of the school day. Firstly, not the school's job, secondly, they've been in a classroom together all day, thirdly, please fuck off.

Fair enough, but even taking Covid out of the equation, he's a fanny for threatening to quit his job/nearly crying because Man Utd lost 1 game. It's a symptom of the rotten top few sides who feel entitled to spend hundreds of millions every window and win almost every game or it's a national tragedy. Whilst the flip side is tossers like Rio Ferdinand telling NUFC fans to buy their own players and leave Ashley alone

Bad day in the Richard Masters household.

I'm sure any team's fans would be as grateful to have him as we're told we should be.

Getting a new owner the day after the transfer window closes sounds about right for us.

The antibody cocktail Trump is having was made by Regeneron, who used human embryo stem cells in the research stage of its development. Wonder what his “ human life begins at conception” Supreme Court religious nut nominee thinks about that, not to mention his pro-life mob?

How about they arrest Johnson and his boss for their criminal handling of the whole thing?

They say you get the face you deserve

Aston Villa 7-2 Liverpool

I might have picked this up wrong but I'm sure Richard Keys said last night that if Trump dies the Americans should bring in Sam Allardyce till the end of the season.

And from Bruce’s POV:

You're cracked as a pisspot mate

So’s this.

Hasn’t that kind of double punishment been eliminated from the regulations? I think so. No red for the keeper when it’s a pelanty IIRC

SIMPSON!

Ouch. He's actually shorter than both!

Alreet, Danny Dyer.

We voted leave mate, europe and their fancy grammar can stay on the continent.

By pronouncing 'Schär'

and profoundly fucking stupid.

The punching the turf straight after makes it even funnier.

I don't think Gandaft and his accountant are on speaking terms anymore.

They are simultaneously too ineffective to stop Trump when he succeeds and too powerful to overcome whenever he fails to deliver. Just like "antifa", which are both a terrifying scourge that law enforcement are powerless to stop from burning cities down, but also laughable and weak enough that a bunch of hillbillies with varmint guns could defeat them in the case of a second civil war. COVID is both not real and a Chinese bioweapon, election fraud is real except when Republicans are doing it, black lives matter except when you need the white supremacist vote, "science" matters when it's hydroxycholoroquine and voodoo doctors talking about demon semen, but not real when it pertains to climate change or quarantine...I could go on. Failure is success, facts are fake news, murdering dictators are allies and friends, up is down. I've spoken to a number of people who want the COVID to kill Trump off. Absolutely not. That will only continue to fuel the insanity of the cult he's coalesced around himself (not created, because these lunatics have been around for decades, but he's definitely their figurehead.) We need him to LOSE the election and lose the Senate as well. America needs to repudiate his wretched presidency and everything it stands for. If he dies, the job isn't done. I wish him a speedy recovery.

I'd have him on loan again.

In summary.

Very convenient timing, also looking for sympathy votes obviously.