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#PrivateEquity Time to log onto Twitter dot com and check on the Private Equity hashtag. Get caught up on that hot Private Equity news

#competition

I'd love to see him on Dragon's Den like

Grenade, a protein supplement company that has a large domestic and fledgling international business, kicked out the park on every barometer by a company who have one product that as far as I can tell is basically sold exclusively in Heron foods, unless you try and buy it off Amazon resellers. He must check some pretty fucking weird barometers.

This is one of his: glue spots borstal dots lovebites pigeon shite tyres round the streetlights loose dogs no bogs bus-stop pie shop hot & cold snacks knife attacks Sean the Sheep haversacks all the blokes with bad backs low pay giro day if U read this U R gay under-10s felt pens sportswear gelled hair earrings pushchairs start a fire for a dare Astras down the underpass petrol bomb the local grass ramraids rollerblades wheelchair ramps menstrual cramps baseball caps tenner wraps metal doors fuck the law happy house and hardcore hairclips dogshit speedbumps treestumps nicked wheels tenner deals wobbly eggs sex on legs neck tattoos Electric Blues Sunday Sports anal warts herpes dodgy Es tackheads flowerbeds carpet burns handbrake turns freezer bags Duty-Free fags racist stickers nylon knickers bags of chips childbearing hips betting slips Council skips back yards Scratchcards woolly hats lost cats dont worry be happy full nappies knuckle scabs caravan kebabs own brands final demands all the flats are coming down last exit to charvertown

Bruce is a shit old alcoholic dinosaur. A total fraud of a manager and a horrible narcissist. Looks like someone made his face out of mashed potato and talks bollocks. Please resign.

#ukbusiness #lampshades #livewithmymam #heronfoods #breathlikeatrampsarse

It's worse than that, I insinuated you still live at home AND mistook you for The Ginger Quiff.

Surely the rule should be that if the ball hits someone’s arm it’s either a foul or not at the point in time. Not based on what happens after that.

You’ve somehow stumbled upon the Saudi’s plan.

Bruce is a old Manager with ald tactics in his mind. We have in the squad probably one of the most unbalancing players in the Premier League (Saint-Maximin) and one of the Top3 GoalKeepers in the League (Even if suffers a lot in aerial game). Ok. Just build a team around these two players. Try Saint Maximin has the ball the most you can in the first hour of play in 1vs1 situations and not just in one counteratack even 25 minutes in 1vs4 situations. Wilson is strong. Is a predator in the box. Put him in the box and not 40 meters far. We don't have a Squad worst than Palace, Villa, Leeds or Wolves. All of them has 2 o 3 Key players but we have too. The Situacion is I believe all of this teams play the better tactics of their squad let them. But Bruce just know play the same sistem.

I will dish out a full-strength, Mortal Kombat style uppercut through the ceiling if you dare insinuate that I still live at home again

Keep your sex dreams to yourself.

This is stolen from someone on reddit, but it did make me chuckle. You do have to score twice against a super league team in order to register one goal, which is only fair given the market share they have in Thailand

Yeh that’s a 1-2 win for me and I’ll be drinking accordingly when the time comes

One of the Glazers, of the club that spent £110m on re-signing their own youth player, said they joined because football needs to be more sustainable

Usually check that one after #orphans

The lineup was Ross Noble, Steffen Peddie, Tony Mendoza and compared by Vladimir McTavish. There were six people in the audience and my 5 minute set was about the budget (john Major and Norman Lamont) as an episode of the twilight zone.

You sure it wasn’t @Kevin Carr's Gloves?

Went to a sort of poetry / open mike night upstairs at The Cumberland Arms about 15 years ago. Funniest best by far was some fella called Neville discussing the various dodgy boozers and graffiti of his ‘beloved Longbenton’.

Buvac? He went two years ago.

#companies #business #genericthingsyouwouldneversearchfor

It’s incredible too when you think how long it’s taken to sort. Given how obvious it was they hadn’t done anything wrong and how many people were on the wrong end of the miscarriage of justice.

How did I miss this beaut

And lovely they are 👍

Just seen they've brought KFC flavoured Walkers Max out. That's tonight's celebration at Bruce Towers sorted

I’ll give you this, just this once.

Guardian certainly not happy for the big six...

Ha ha. Take that you Kraut cunt.

He was fouled, should be a pen if they're going to take this away, gets shoved from behind by Arnold.

ESL summary: Some cuntishly 'rich' high profile clubs have been in pissing competitions with each other over paying the most for transfers and the largest wages to increase their profiles and only now realise that cash wielding glory seeking foreign people aren't really that interested in watching them waving their cashed up mercenaries in the faces of teams that aren't even close to competing on an even footing. And many of these high profile clubs are not actually rich enough to afford the number of cashed up mercenaries that are required to compete domestically and abroad which is the only way that you can secure more of the cash wielding glory seeking foreigners. So, they need to invent a new way of generating income in the only way they know how, by trying to exploit fans and forming their own little 'rich' boys club to stage meaningless games featuring the most cashed up mercenaries in the game. They're so out of touch and removed from reality in their yes men bubbles that they actually believed that this would garner wide spread support and adulation from fan boys dying to see the same meaningless games ad nauseum. Furthermore the pot that they're trying to extract more money from is already largely tapped out, and worse, the bottom side of that same pot is justifiably becoming disenfranchised with the disparate nature of all domestic competitions that all said and done see success being driven by the spending. The same spending that has driven these cuntish clubs to try to take this action. It's kind of delicious how things have transpired.

The other one is Ryan Giggs

Steve Wraith's Midas Touch working it's magic again

I'd do anything to live (but I won't do that)

Total eclipse of the heart (disease)

Having taken myself off to the man-cave in the huff ( see the General Random Conversation thread), I’m now blasting a bit of Stevie Ray. Found this on YouTube, a sound check… by fuck, he could play a filthy sound.

My mate went to a talk-in that he did over here 10 years or so ago. Reckons he was dead entertaining and a lovely bloke who hung around to talk to people, take photos etc, after the talk.