Ayatollah Hermione

Grief is a complicated emotion, mate. I’m sure whoever you’ve clashed with will understand and forgive you for it

With a nice hint of 1930s Nazism to go along with it

“This film called “One Battle After Another” was just a load of battles, one after another!”

If we’re not supporting anyone corrupt, fascist or just generally unsavoury in world football, there’s pretty much nobody left. Can’t even support Sweden because of Isak

It would be brilliant if Hungary and Ireland could pip Portugal to the post but at the same time, it’s funny watching Portugal bring a great squad to every tournament and then fuck it up by continually pandering to that big fucking bairn. And he’s a rapist

Wrong. It’s so they can fit in the box.

Never mind that, does anyone know why Toblerone is shaped like a triangle?

I have more faith in Miley than most, it seems but it definitely does feel like a switch in system is becoming needed. Maybe Wissa really will be the piece that instigates all that

Awful to hear everyone’s various issues, they definitely seem to rear their heads this time of year. Can see why people dislike Christmas as they get older

Similar story here. I have to slink off to watch things like Task and Slow Horses by myself because they “don’t look good” and the other night, I walked in and she was watching Girl Bands Forever What a demented species they are

I’d piss myself if they unfurled that Twin Towers flag tbf. Imagine them all scurrying to defend it in the weeks following

Managed by Jimmy Hill, were you?

Bring him back. He’d be posting Haaland numbers with Murphy playing him in

Joelinton isn’t even good at the physical side of things anymore and if he plays too often, his body just breaks down. Miley’s ability to keep the ball would be useful atm since it’s like a hot potato when we’ve got it recently

It’s France, final answer

That’s two away PL games in a row where he’s been punching everything but on Wednesday, he was brave, confident and catching every cross. Makes you wonder if he’s being told to punch crosses?

Of all the fucking teams to play next

As much as I defend Pope, he had a fucking nightmare today. If he’s out for a decent amount of time, I can’t seen him getting back in

Everything that we used to do really well is completely absent from our game. And there’s far too many players who are making far too many mistakes, putting in far too many subpar performances and literally nobody is playing well. There’s an absolutely insane amount of pressure on Wissa at this point too. If he doesn’t hit the ground running, it’s hard to see where too many goals are coming from

That’ll set the tone nicely for the MAGA World Cup more than a few dodgy decisions going the way of the USA no doubt

You’ve got to be soft in the head to get any sort of enjoyment out of them past the age of 9 anyway. “Ooh look at the sparkly colours in the sky” Grow up

I live round the corner from some industrial unit that sells fireworks for next to nowt so last night was an absolute joke. Last firework I heard explode was just past midnight, I’m wrecked this morning

I’m going for another ugly win. From a set piece hopefully so Dennis Reynolds can lose the plot on the touchline for them

Registered company to sit around a table talking shit ffs

Just had to win tonight and we have. The second goal was a killer but for a team that was decimated, they had some decent fucking subs to bring on. CL table is looking very nice