Ayatollah Hermione

Would genuinely take Ndidi for £5 million. If only because it would be funny to annoy Man Utd

I’m sure Arteta will handle any questions about this with his usual grace and tact

https://x.com/mhardysport/status/1941092046183534847 Everybody shut up now

Why do they think everyone will be impressed at them doing what everyone else has done for years? They really have been away a long time

Forest fans seem gutted at the idea of losing him and that’s good enough for me

Well, maybe we’ll see Pepe Le Pew end up managing PSG in 2026 but he doubt he’s as fortunate to fall as far upward as everyone’s favourite Nelson Mandela loving clamp head

They’re basically doing what Burnley did under Kompany with regards to their signings. How did that work out?

Howe back from his holidays and straight at it. The man is all action

I mean, our regular journos all clearly get briefed by the club so I’m not sure “just don’t listen to them” holds much weight like

“Slightly different” Aye, just a bit, Keith, you fucking thick cunt

My lass won’t have them on, prefers the dub. Yet another reason that no court would convict me

CT btw If we’d signed three players by now, he’d be waddling in worrying about PSR and having to sell Isak

Thats true but when your manager is advocating for speed in the market, it’s not a good look. Last thing we need is another summer where you’ve pissed off the best manager we could possibly have

Trafford will hopefully done “early as next week” says Douglas I’m sure these things are complicated but fuck me, we must be the only club who drags things out like this

The fucking dub in Squid Game it’s like someone has AI translated a Japan only PS2 game

Those are some of the most criminal trousers I’ve ever seen that’s before you pair it with the Geordie Dancer shoes and sock combo

If it’s true that others are interested in Elanga, we’re going to have to bite the bullet and pay what they want tbh. Because if not, he’ll just go to Villa or Arsenal. Or probably fucking Chelsea and we’ll be left with our cock in our hand again

The headliners are what they are but the rest of the bill continues to be massively underwhelming every year. Not sure if they won’t fly bands/artists in and rely on scooping up whoever is currently touring the UK/Europe but Howay, Busta Rhymes ffs

Got to say, I’m amazed that Fender was involved

The one upside of Chelsea relentlessly signing new toys every 6 days is that there could be the potential to get a deal similar to Lewis Hall from the dozens of academy players that will never get a chance there.

Needs to be some law coming in here about the maximum number of players you can have on the books, like. They must have close to 50 players in and around their first team squad now? You’re just actively ruining careers at some point

Rod Stewart, man. Dressed like a pimp from the old west, grunting his way through the set while moving like he’s in claymation. Fucking woeful

Absolutely dreading that some of this shit will be coming my way in my 40s

And the two fuckwits commentating won’t shut up about Messi, willing him to do anything remotely newsworthy. Bit sad that they’re clearly hanging their hat on him rolling back the years as a focal point when PSG have some of the most exciting players in world football entering their prime years

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