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Ayatollah Hermione

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  1. Coronavirus

    It’s basically a game of Sid Meier’s Civilization brought to life.
  2. Coronavirus

    Will Grigg’s on furlough, his family is terrified
  3. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

    Watched this this morning from that list of documentaries Alex posted and bring back increasingly violent on-field rivalries, I say.
  4. Coronavirus

    To be fair, their initial response was criminally negligent in the extreme. This isn’t a surprise.
  5. Coronavirus

    I'd be very surprised if they let him wear his shoes into the ICU. Look, MF isn't here, someone's got to do it.
  6. Coronavirus

    Johnson taken into intensive care, apparently.
  7. General Random Conversation..

    Im fairly sure you’re not averaging 30/40 tweets a day and just firing out shite for the sake of it though.
  8. General Random Conversation..

    The most Twitter thing I’ve ever read. I genuinely think only mentally ill people use that with any regularity these days.
  9. Coronavirus

    Well, the joke is on them because I don’t do any proper exercise
  10. Coronavirus

    100% From what I've heard, the likes of ASDA and Tesco are absolute free-for-alls.
  11. General Random Conversation..

    No but I did try to plug my PS4 controller into the telly to try and control the one I bet on.
  12. Coronavirus

    The Queen should come on the telly today and say something like "One would like to remind you that the more you stay in, the quicker the pubs will open. You fucking plebs" and then those unhinged lunatics that have a stockpile of plastic Union Jacks in the loft might stay in for a bastard change.
  13. Coronavirus

    me and my mates do it once a week and last night, I was already back to being sick of them.
  14. General Random Conversation..

    Anyone watching the virtual National?
  15. Coronavirus

    Good god man, it’s the weekend
  16. The Great Self Isolation Trivia Quiz 2020.

    After a particularly dodgy curry, one's ringpiece could be said to be a bit chossy.
  17. mackem messageboard gold

    I noticed that it didn’t show the total embarrassment they made of themselves in Trafalgar Square. Would somewhat get in the way of the “fantastic yet downtrodden fans” narrative they were pushing.
  18. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    lol i get it, he's fat
  19. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

    As an aside, I did see Certified Daft Cunt and Shit Right-Back, DeAndre Yedlin twisting into that people were shouting at him to donate more money. Obviously people didn’t realise he needs the money to conduct photo shoots with his lass in their gaff.
  20. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

    Rooney’s wage seems to fit but not sure he’s aware enough to speak like that. Either him or one of the Spurs Belgians. Or Carroll
  21. Coronavirus

    “And now, live from the crypt, is Prince Phillip with ten minutes of jokes about the Orientals”
  22. Yes Gemmill...

    Bill Withered. no it’s not the same joke
  23. Yes Gemmill...

    I was listening to his Carnegie Hall album this morning. What is this power I wield?
  24. mackem messageboard gold

    “FULWELL 73” they’re called. They seem to be doing well for themselves but have also released a documentary about Bros and are partnered up with James Corden
  25. Coronavirus

    Has to be worthy of a weeks suspension, that

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