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I’m sure there are some people whose opinions I value less than Rio Ferdinand’s. I just can’t think of any at the minute

Aye good luck KD I’ve had cancer twice and moving house was worse. We are one week (aka the flooring being fitted) from having the extension finished. Our lass has gone overboard on the spending for the “new” house. So now even the rooms I did and finished are full of shite. My head is battered and I’m skint. Been without a kitchen for getting on six months, desperate for some oven chips or something.

You could see from the scenes on the pitch with the owner what sort of a relationship the players have with him. It’s about a bit of money, a lot of ambition and a genuine desire by everyone to work together towards progressing the club. Contrast that with our perennial standoff between the players and owner over the bonus sheet. When you have a positive vision and unity then good things happen.

me and you together Howay, armed to the teeth, we'd wreek havoc in football studios all over the land.

You're one of those people I thought only existed on DIY SOS.

Well it was easier on the eye but HOLD THE FUCKING PRESSES AND NEVER STOP HOLDING THEM......... This is what separates the men from the boys, the Hopes from the Ryders. 👏👏

Shows what good ownership and management can achieve.

Top four, FA Cup winners and previous PL champions but still not eligible for the ‘Big six’. Glad to see them win it.

The wife had an elderly great uncle who was Polish. Never noticed any racism about him Whatsoever but the bloke lived some life being held at one point held by the Soviets and then the Nazis then getting over here to get back in Europe and fought in Monte Cassino among other places. Lovely bloke.

The only gay tradesman we've ever had in was Polish. I might rephrase that sentence.

A classic but this sums the boring little wanker up.

My philosophy is, if its something I can't do, or if someone else will do it for less than my own hourly rate, pay them to do it. That covers pretty much everyone including the gardener. I'd rather try and earn more money in my job (which I mainly enjoy tbf) than do jobs I hate or will make a hash of anyway.

Neither have I, but I'd watch your episode. Properly turning on the macho with the grafters. Turning up in denim shorts, timberlands, and a check shirt tied off at the midriff: "Howay guys, let's flippin' lay some bricks amirite?!"

Jeans is exactly the kind of anodyne, rent-a-quote gobshite that these networks love to fill space between the adverts. Problem is that he’s trying to drop hot takes like Neville and Carragher but he’s doing it with an ounce of the knowledge or even broader awareness of football as a whole. Fuck me, what a cunt. And he’s going to be around for fucking years, I’m not sure he’s even 40

How quaint. How old fashioned. A club that isn’t run by muppets, owned by a horrible fat arsehole and isn’t happy to lose to the BIg Six in every competition as long as it squeaks to 17th place in the league every year. Masters must be livid.

In years gone by I would've hated them because I would've wanted to be them, and envied their success. Now I'm just happy that there's someone out there carrying a torch for positive football, a good relationship between fans, manager, players, and owner, and an actual attempt to succeed on the merits, not just buy or cheat their way to something that their billionaire owners can term "victory."

Class that, wish we had an owner with even half of the ambition Leicesters owner has.

“Well done, he’s 13.” A line I’ll never tire of hearing. Big Neville knew what a prick he was long before it dawned on the rest of us.

I've just remembered, you're also wearing a hard hat in this scene. The closing shot is of you rattling around in a mini cement mixer as Nick Knowles walks into the house with his arm around your missus. The front door closes behind them.

Ant, we need a "fuck you" button". 🖕

I could only think of Michael Owen. I place more stock in Anne Frank’s opinions on drum kits than I do Michael Owen’s opinions on football (and denim).

Jenas as well as Jeans

We wouldn’t have played like that v City’s first team in say January but it was a really good end of season game. Willock was plainly shafting Arteta’s missus

They really made the most of the miracle when they won the league. They did invest in the team and facilities and got the right manager for them. I am pleased for them and they deserve it. I just hope they will hold off Chelsea or Liverpool in the league as well.

I'd be fuming at VAR decison like that normally but it's Chelski so they can get to fuck, Get in Leciester!

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer set of cunts.

I still remember the semi final v them in 2000 and what a set of cunts their fans were after the game.

OH THAT'S RIGHT, WADE IN AND PISS OVER MY GSNERALISATION WITH YOUR WAR HERO

It doesn’t need one to know one tbh.

Toilet trader.

Yeah, it’s only the polish builders who are racist and homophobic

You’re not alone like Renton. We have had a nightmare with builders in London over the years. It’s full of cowboys who take full advantage of the city being full of middle class professionals - like me - who know Jack shit about any trade - I assume I always pay over the odds even when I go for the cheapest quote. Got 5 quotes from roofers who were all highly rated on checkatrade to replace a flat roof in our new place. They ranged from £2k to £15k! Some of them get so much work they will just dangle a stupidly expensive price at you in the hope you’re gullible or stupid enough to pay up. Polish builders seem to be more reliable. All my worst experiences have been with English tradesmen.

They watched his self-promotion video, obviously

Take away his NUFC time and he's still excruciatingly awful to listen to. How the fuck someone thought he'd make a good 'pundit' absolutely beats the shit out of me.

Not far wrong tbh. Mind, was just unlucky this time round. Chose an award winning builder who went bankrupt half way through the build and massively cut corners, the twat. All the problems stemmed from that, not sure it could have been prevented. Would help of I had the knowledge and motivation to do anything myself like, but I don't.

Just saw Renton swapping his prized, milk-providing cow for a bag of magic beans

He's one of those people where the tradesman claps his hands together then starts rubbing them as soon as he looks at him.

The likes of Rio Ferdinand have a cheek to be in these “Stop Online Hate” adverts. Maybe they’d get less hate if they stopped talking absolute shit. Inflammatory dogshit, one might say

I also feel your pain. Got all the major building work done just before the first lockdown. I've now ran out of steam and money so the house looks shit. Large bits of bare plaster. The roof leaks and the windows were fitted by a cowboy and are going to cost thousands to replace. But worse, the house is cluttered full of the wife's and kids shit. I can't stand it, I mean I'm not going for the minimalist look or owt but ffs keep the floors clear. It wouldn't matter if I inherited a footballers mansion, it would still look shit within 48 hours.

What makes you think I'd move in with you?

They’ll make Alex Bruce cry mind.

I’m at the point where it is actually starting to bother me . They genuinely can’t be watching our games, and looking at our results and genuinely think he’s doing a good job right? I almost just need them to admit he’s doing poorly but they’re all his mates. We went on a run of like 23 games without a win or something outrageous for fuck sake and these nob heads act like he’s hard done by. The fucker shouldn’t be in a job!

There is one of the doylums of the panel.

Does he not have his fatha’s phone number?

Rayvin and TGQ trading bitcoin, and here's Renton blowing them out of the park with a couple of doubloons.

I’ll save you the bother of replying - no it was definitely Shamu

The big guns are wading in now, lads