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They’re just such an odd fan base. As HMHM said in his cracking post the club is basically built around challenging us, even when Donaldson and Methven took over they immediately took aim at us, that hairy tramp that wanted to take them over constantly tried to dig at us, all the while we are 1/2 divisions higher and absolutely shouldn’t be any focus for them. That’s the only thing that gets their fan base going, the knacker that lingers here shows it a sniff of Championship football and he’s puffing his chest out dreaming of playing in Europe “before your lot” . That “it couldn’t possibly be our lot abusing the manager, must be mags in disguise” is utterly bizarre, fan bases do embarrassing things just accept it and move on, when that tit punched a police horse I can’t recall anyone going “must be a mackem in disguise” btw that still remains the only thing they bring up about our lot, since then they’ve cheered on a pedophile and then defending cheering him on even given the hindsight of his sentencing, abused not one, but two sets of owners (soon to be three), accosted so many managers I’ve lost count, etc. Oh aye and let’s not forget the absolutely shameful scenes when they got a day out in London and promptly started taking baths and voiding their bowels over landmark fountains. They are a fucking embarrassment to the North East of England, the embarrassment extends past the football as well, the “city” is just a hovel, I genuinely think North Shields has a better high street, they’re either still bottom or among the bottom for their school systems (including iirc the worst Uni in the UK). They truly are always in Newcastle’s shadow, hence why we have Saudi Arabia trying to buy us and they have? A middle class businessman, a complete fraudulent loser, and the trust fund nephew of the woman from Seinfeld....

The 1990 play off loss to them hurt, no two ways but the events that it lead to was a very satisfying karma which may never have came about had we got promoted, it could've been more of the same low level ambition from the Mckeag boardroom and an eventual relegation. No Hall, no Fletcher and most importantly no Keegan. It lead to multi derby victories, title challenges, cup finals and European games which must've killed them to watch. Fast forward to the dark days of a lopsided squad who couldn't overcome the many shit Sunderland sides who clung onto PL survival by overstretching themselves for a few years and having the derby new manager bounce and getting their precious six in a row. It was shit and they had their night where we were relegated but again, with the same karma and hindsight that 1990 brought, this was our unplanned part in their club's utter devastation. Their absolute need to beat the Mags then stay up, (in that fucking order btw ) has completely crippled them. No derby the year after we went down and no money to spend killed them, ditto going down penniless and somehow managing to get relegated again! They are fucked, no two ways about it and as ever, the Mag paranoia that swirls around in their collective fanbase has played, in my humble opinion, a massive, massive part. Missed the second half as I was at a garden party where much hilarity ensued at their expense and then about an hour or so later they were forgotten about totally. They're going to have to get used to being forgotten about because if we, their nearest and dearest can and will dismiss them, what do they think the rest of the country will do? Glorious ending to the Sunderland story and much deserved. FTM lads.

Alreet, Super Mario

I bet you’ve got “your” stool at the pub, by the bar, near where the glass wash is so the staff can’t escape.

And an even more bloody thing. Luis Suárez earns 14 million euros a year ... And Atlético pays 7 and Barcelona another 7. That is to say. Barcelona has given Atlético free to Luis Suárez and also pays him half of the salary... for Luis Suárez to win the League with Atletico

I watched most of their match yesterday, probably the first time I’ve watched them in 5 or so years. They are supposedly the giants of League One and they still play the awful long ball football that they used stink the Premier League out with for years. I enjoyed our two seasons in The Championship as the standard was so poor that we could batter teams while playing decent football. When those tramps are playing non-league, the football they’ll be playing will still be absolutely lifting. We don’t really have much to shout about but that bunch of BLM booing, seat shitting, peado supporting, Brexiteers are absolutely fucking tragic.

"Jonjo will fight em on the beaches, he'll fight em on the the field and in the streets; he shall never surrender is what I might have said about this match if it meant something, which at some stage it could have" Ryder, 2021

Your joke? Most definitely! 😉

For the first time in ages I decided to watch this pish but I kept getting phone calls from this bloke who’d say, ” Hi Marco, I’m the dandy highwayman!” ” Hi Marco, stand and deliver!” ” Hi Marco, ridicule is nothing to be scared of” Six times he rang and each time I told him I wasn’t Marco, but he was adamant. Anyway, thank fuck that’s over, eh?

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Aye, remember when one of our lot threatened Pardew outside the ground… oh, no, that was one of theirs* with Coleman, outside the SOS, and on film. Remember when one of ours glassed Freddy Shepherd when he was out for a meal with his Mrs?… shit, no, again, one of theirs glassing Murray out for a meal I could go on but we all know the incidents… The only time I recall a manager of ours talking with fans on the steps was Keegan, after selling Cole, and I don’t recall anything other than passion and respect. *the fucking knuckle-dragger who did this is the (now ex) husband of one of Mrs.F’s colleagues. This incident apparently doesn’t even make the top 10 of fuckwitted/terrible things he’s done

Ou yes... 🏆

If only they’d put Kevin Ball in charge. FUCKING LOSERS knocked out in the first round of the playoffs by a side nicknamed the imps, and who were non league in 2017.... massive club though Inbred fucking cunts.

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Deluded isn’t strong enough. Which company wants to associate themselves with that brand? I haven’t lived in Newcastle since I was a kid, so don’t really know any Sunderland fans but I don’t remember them being that mental. That forum surely can’t be representative of their fans? I had always assumed it was some offshoot of a Combat 18 forum that eventually got their very own football forum.

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Followed some of this on RTG. Several on RTG pointing out that their 'fans' were totally invisible in the second half when the team needed them - and then apparently piped up again after the final whistle to applaud the team and sing 'Sunderland till I die'. How the fuck does that work? When your team needs them, fucking silent. When the team has been beaten and condemned to another year in league one - "starting singing marra, we need to prove that unlike the mags, we get behind the team when it matters!". 4 years in League One. The humiliation man. The shame they bring, frankly, on the whole region ffs. I'm tempted to say we just forget about them and move on to Boro being the local rivals, it's actually fairly embarrassing to claim that our derby is meant to be with them. Absolute trash. I don't understand why Toonraider has shown his face either tbh, he must be a glutton for fucking punishment. Spends 3 years taking all manner of shite on here for being an obvious mackem, all the while presumably planning to have his 'moment' where he can get some dig in against us for something and yet time and time again his club have failed him. Despite this, here he is, lubed up and bent over for everyone. We don't even have to go over to RTG to take the piss, we have a mackem prepared to come over and take it. Thanks for your services, Toonraider.

3 reviews on Amazon. And it's a consensus...

Fuck off

Bring back toughguymick

Them winning and somehow still losing is amazing. Love their dedication to finding new ways to lose every single time

17th and staying up on goal difference would have seen Bruce safe for another season.

I like your Rex Kwan Do pants.

That’s just a bowl of cerry away from daint.

Lol, laters. 👌

Alreet, don't get your bobble in a knot

I spent a few days climbing and staying at La Mussara, an abandoned village up in the hills near Tarragona way back when. There’s a mountain refuge/inn/bunkhouse there, but the rest of the town is ruins. Stunning place, right on the cliff edge. I met a right fox there too. Agree about Spanish lasses, too

So I guess they enjoyed that experience so much, they wanted a re-run

Great post,. completely agree.

Those mackems giving their manager stick...... Mags. Of course they're mags. 'We are not Newcastle. We do not behave like scum'

Seven years ago, Barcelona gave us David Villa just for 2 Million €, Then, Atletico won the Liga in the last date in Barcelona Stadium against Barcelona and Atletico eliminated too Barcelona in Round of eighteen in Champions League with an amazing Villa match.

Forgot the thread I was perusing over there, but they need to maximise their untapped commercial revenue evidently, because they are (and I quote) a world-wide recognisable brand 🤣

So another tragic season ends in League 1. Let’s see what magic their 12 year old chairman can weave. Not a lot to address other than a shit manager, shit squad, shit fans and shit all money. Should be a doddle

Please don't See what happens!

My parents moved to Spain when they retired. Between Malaga and Seville, bought an old farm house and me and my old man did it up. The rural parts of Spain are mint. It’s an easy option to piss on but it’s a beautiful county. I mooched around in a hire car for 4 months when i got laid off once. Bilbao and San Sebastián were some of the nicest places I’ve been. The Alhambra palace was mint too. Ignore the little Englanders who move to new build estates to live with other English people and it’s a mint place to be. The lasses are muck too, from personal experience

Charlie Wyke is the perfect embodiment of how shite that league is. He can't hit a barn door and he's still managed 30+ goals this season If/when they do get promoted they are going to get battered every week!

How did that song they sang us go again? I think it was something about "we'll never play you again"...?

At least they are taking it well.

🎼Tell me ma, me ma, I’ll be home about 6pm. 🎼

The best thing about this is paying my mackem mates absolutely no attention about what’s happened. Saying nowt. But they know. They know....

No trips to Wembo this time.

2-1. Their favourite score

After years as a yo-yo club, I’m pleased they finally seem to have found their level.