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  1. 7 points
  2. Alan Smith 'It's not over yet' Honestly man, have you injected heroin into your eyes you fucking noce.
    7 points
  3. Goes well with 6 pints of Lloyd Grossman Lamb Bhuna, so I'm told.
    7 points
  4. She lives in a house where people eat cabbage carbonara. I'm sure she's well accustomed to rolling thunder.
    7 points
  5. Ayy look who’s come back just in time to not be back anymore.
    7 points
  6. Eddie Howe finally beating Steve Bruce’s points total from last season.
    6 points
  7. CT will be getting a micro-chub at every bloke he spots wearing a jacket when he gets his binoculars out and scans the crowd.
    6 points
  8. Carragher: Newcastle are gonna be a real problem for Arsenal next season. Seems like people are waking up to the fact that we're properly on the march now.
    5 points
  9. In 5 month, we’ve beat just about the entire bottom half, got results against most of the top half and have now pissed on the chips of Arteta and his PROJECT. Pacqueta, Phillips and some £45 million mad dog striker to come in the summer. Good luck everyone else
    5 points
  10. Absolutely brilliant that. Hope we fucking hammer Burnley to cap the season off - I genuinely don’t care who goes down anymore none of them will be near us from next year I’m sure of it. If we invest well, the way Howe has us playing we stand a good chance of getting a European spot imo. None of the sides chasing it have any consistency/good enough management for us to fear them.
    5 points
  11. Wilson playing like a man who knows we are buying a striker
    5 points
  12. Sun’s out after pissing down all day. Gloomy walking in to the Trent …
    5 points
  13. This thread is equal to the Gazza one. Whenever I see that someone has posted in it, I fear that some more food has died a horrible death.
    5 points
  14. jokes aside, I’m half tempted to check out those gigantic jugs of joy at the Trent - see if they’re all they’re cracked up to be. (Not yours, obvs)
    5 points
  15. Speaking of South West London, I saw the lesser spotted Jeff Hendrick in Fulham yesterday. All that money and he looked like a fucking tramp, scruffier than William Storey.
    5 points
  16. I see the "P" in "iPhone" is capitalised. Interesting....
    5 points
  17. It’s barely rained for the past month and it’s nice the rest of the week too. Absolutely on you this like, Gloomy
    5 points
  18. Real men move to Scotland because Newcastle is too warm and dry.
    5 points
  19. Gemmill unmasked by Coldwar Steve !!!
    5 points
  20. Remember when we got taken over by PIF and the boys and we all dreamed about good times but there was always that doubt that we’d Newcastle it up and there wouldn’t be good times and it would all go west? Crisis well and truly swerved Here we fucking go
    4 points
  21. Shout out to CT: it's 12 points now but it'll be a lot closer come the end of the season, etc, etc.
    4 points
  22. 4 points
  23. I guarantee your dog doesn't get walked on days like this. Back door opened, you in your crocs picking turds up.
    4 points
  24. “I can’t really talk, my fucking tooth come out!” https://www.nufc.co.uk/nufc-tv/latest-videos/wilson-what-a-performance/
    3 points
  25. Did anyone else hear Trippier coaching our lot as he was warming up on the touch line? Telling them where to drop in etc. Born leader that one, surely our next captain?
    3 points
  26. I know we’ve got other things to celebrate tonight, but hats off to this lad- 17yr old Blackpool forward Jake Daniels who is the first openly gay pro player in mens football for over 30 years. He will, inevitability, get some stick, but I have nothing but admiration for the lad, balls of fucking steel. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61467159
    3 points
  27. The players have only just left the pitch apparently. CT finally got his mathematically safe party and he turned up with a 6 pint, two-day old hangover.
    3 points
  28. It's just great to fuck someone over - especially our "betters".
    3 points
  29. Wow. Fucking wow. Even über-fucking über-wow. If this was the teaser then bring it on. I haven’t enjoyed watching a football match this much since SBR!
    3 points
  30. Arsenal: shite. These Sky boys better get used to giving us credit because we are going to rip the piss next season
    3 points
  31. 3 points
  32. 3 points
  33. I’m on an iPhone. Let’s see… Bible. Quran. Is the bible automatically capitalised? Is the quran automatically capitalised? So, both are capitalised at the start of a sentence but not if used mid-sentence. Have you got the Angry Gammon widget installed?
    3 points
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