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It’s an easy article to write, that’s why he wrote it. And it’s the sort of thing that he can recycle and churn out over and over. He wrote this in 2014: https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/roman-abramovich-chelsea-matured-loadsamoney-4617448.amp At the time of writing Russia had long oppressed the rights of minorities in the country, the had cracked down on press freedom, they had annexed Crimea that same year and they had murdered a political dissident in London. But Ollie fails to mention any of that or how Abramovich’s wealth came about as a result of his close ties to a completely corrupt regime. Saudi Arabia is the current hot topic and is easy copy for those who want to appear to be moral crusaders but in actual fact are simply using those issues for a cheap jab at us. Don’t expect any sort of consistency or genuine insight from a low grade hack like Holt.

Alex Hurst in tears this morning that he missed that open goal to prove his haters wrong.

Aye, it’s pertinent that, during Pride month, there’s precious little criticism of a GP taking place in the country rated as the worst in Europe for LGBT rights. It’s almost like Glendinning, Holt and co are as agenda-driven as they are ignorant about this sort of thing.

Wonder how many of those he got to give out at the TT before security came and escorted him out for jumping the fence

I didn’t say she wasn’t- but she’s also slightly bong eyed Rest assured I would disappoint her at the drop of a hat.

@PaddockLad now hates you and I'm slightly in the huff.

I'm friends with SC and I can assure you she is gorgeous in every way

What a redemption story this is gonna be.

She went out with one of my oldest friends for about 15 years. They only split up because she wanted kids and he didn't. The rest of us still shake our heads sadly when we think about it To be honest I haven't seen her for about 10 years as our paths don't really cross any more since she got married out of the group of friends, and we all got old, but from end of the 80s to early 2000s she was one of the gang It has to be said she was a riot.

And 10 gallons of lube

Replaced with “It’s complicated”. I hope he’s ok, Hun?

His balls smile when he gets fisted

It is now. Literally dripping in it.

Is your shed painted white inside like?

I mean, it all depends on the kind of bench he’s referring to…

They offered him sub standard terms, but they delivered the contract in a Ferrero Rocher box.

Fuck's sake. Difficult to have agree with Piers Morgan.

Is his middle name really Shearer?

Its nice to have something in common with the players.

He works for the Daily Mail ffs, anyone who works for that, the express or the sun can fuck off complaining about others morals.

too late for that. you've already upset spongebob!.

And this is why the country is fucked and we will likely never get a labour govt again. People are idiots episode 435

Thought I'd 'slide' into an ITK twitter chat.

Did you deck her?

I once got Tony Di Bart's autograph in the Ritzy.

An oldie but a goodie

Never mind, mine is back to being on time. Hahahaha, get fucked everyone else

The fucking chaos at Kos airport thanks to TUI is beyond belief. Every single flight back to the UK is currently delayed because of those slack cunts. They want shot with shit

Red Bull gives you wings and Rich Energy gives you some kind of immediate mental breakdown. And a huge fucking kite.

There must be a comedy sketch where the hostess hands them out based on her knowledge of the male guests.

Btw, Ms. Fist went to her first gig last night- Libertines in the circus tent on the Town Moor. ( she was offered free tickets ,and she’s only 14, so I’ll give her a pass ). Came back absolutely buzzing, loved it.

Fuck off

I agree with this tbh. I don’t buy the Italian press narrative that basically Lille want to sell to us but Botman doesn’t want to come, it would be weird by our lot to keep spending time on this if he had no interest in joining.

Oh my. brb

As would Bong Eyes Cracknell And Winona, whilst we’re about it

I post you a video full of absolute belters and you moan about one pair of tits? ungrateful twat.

Corbyn hangover? Maybe Starmer is Kinnock…maybe Streeting is Blair, maybe Phillipson is Blair?…. maybe the combined effect of 40 years of Murdoch + Brexit = final victory for these utter fuckin ball bags ?….

Fuck off, it appears Gemmill is stuck in the 90s also!

Cheers Wykiki, I don't care what they say, you're not bad for a Yorkshireman! Any port in a storm they say fist! Fuck off they only come in grey, who wears fucking grey!

Hold on! We’re paying 50 million for a kid who isn’t even a full international? Fuck me.

Michael Owen on as a pundit. Suddenly Nadine Dorries looks like a sage.

Does that mean his injury wasn't as bad as first feared? I don't speak emoji.

Surely KD’s not old enough to be nostalgic for the 80s. Although 90s Chester-Le-Street was arguably indistinguishable from the 80s

That's when I used to have a life