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Craig forgot about me. Unsurprising given the offence caused by my laser-like accuracy in recent critiques of his favourite Longstaff's lacklustre performances. I only bring it up again in confidence that Craig will let it go without comment and avoid bogging down the discussion with a ridiculous focus on semantics and irrelevant details. So with that out of the way, I bet everyone else has been eagerly awaiting my input. Wait no longer! Based on my years of knowledge and experience, the A-League seems to be some sort of collection of super hero troupes or "delinquent gangs" as they're known on the Central Coast. Now, if this Cpt. Kool fella has imbued the powers of the Gosford shire into his being, then he'll be amazing at chasing lost causes, acquiring free cigarettes and metabolising liquid heroin. Sign him up! I know who he could replace.

Has anyone else found this last week absolutely exhausting? Ive got absolutely no idea why, it just feels like a constant stream of bullshit I couldn't care less about.

Bringing back memories of when Blaydon would say we needed to sign the latest prospect that he’d seen playing for Wollongong Wolves. Even though he was meant to be living in Newcastle working at the Evening Chronicle, after obtaining a job there via his uncle. Whilst posting from a Sydney IP address

"Goodbye England's queen Though I never knew you at all That didn't stop me grieving Or secretly having a ball Goodbye England's Maj Your death has given me purpose Now the dryness is in my fadge And it seems to me I lived my life Like a servile, creepy twat Always knowing who to slag off When the daily mail came in And I would've loved to known you But I was just a common cunt Your attendants would've thrown me out Before the police even did....... ...... Someone's not showing respect! Persecute the unbeliever! Police! Security!!!!"

Sticking it to the elite by queueing 50 hours with a 4 year old to see the coffin of the dead head of the elite.

That is the problem with Russia, the whole fabric of society riddled with gangsterism, Putin's just the current/latest Don Corleone.

First game was in the Leazes, when the match was called off at half time. Bit of robust complaining at the time I recall. That was when the roof was still on. Also, chucked out of the Gallowgate for sitting on the wall. Bit embarrassing, but probably less embarrassing than what I was wearing at the time. Late 70's so the decade which fashion forgot.

Eltoned YP

Strong vibes of

only to clothesline them

He's capo di tutti capi . Basically the head of the worlds leading trans national crime syndicate. The ex president of the US is an acknowledged subordinate, and the likes of Farage and Banks use the services he can provide whilst simultaneously piping the evil bustard off

It's 09:28 in the morning. Overcast, but bright enough. I've just come back up to my office after making a brew in the kitchen. I've honestly turned off every light in the house. Every single one. She's not even in the house. Drives me fucking insane.

Just lock all the toilets- they’ll self-detonate.

OK, my turn for once:

I mean, what were they expecting? A fucking rave?

Absolutely insane that

I’ve invited all the neighbours round for PLANTY JOOBS, but they don’t seem too keen. There’s BBQ, beers, live stream of the grave, song sheets for the singalong, full works, but no RSVPs back yet.

Well, managing a team ranked 195 would be right at his level. Though I still think we could do better.

Went down like Bobby Davro in a set of BBC stocks

Don't guess Craig, find out.

Naah, according to your tweeter thread he'll be in disgrace because he's not dill danding.

At least you fuckers aren't lumbered with Perth Glory! 🙁 Yes we do have some stupid club names before you mention it Gemmill. Back to Lizzie's box.

Honestly, I've felt exhausted by all of *waves vaguely at everything* this for what feels like years. Everyday there's another layer of depressing shit on an already toppling tower of shit. Tories, COVID, Russia, America, Maudlin Monarchists, no football, work want me to go to Birmingham for a day.... Birmingham.

How about "I'm Still Standing"? OK, maybe not.

Holy fuck just seen the hands, had to actually open the tweet on my browser to see them. Not recommended.

Alreet Big Rob! A kna where the door fucking is but Brexit gammons like ye shut it, you stupid forelock tugging kernt.

Taking the roof off the Leazes was the worst thing to happen to the club until the 4-3

Wife's mate is drove down from Yorkshire this morning to join the queue with her 4yr old. On perhaps a related note, she doesn't believe in vaccinations, thinks Trump should have won their election, thinks Farage is sticking it to the elite and all that shit. I was wrong to use her half German-ness to suggest she has Nazi tendencies, it's got fuck all to do with her parents, she's just a crackpot.

Southwark parkrun might have to cancel on Saturday because part of the park is being used - not for the queue itself, but for the additional 3 miles of backup queueing space in case the main queue ends up exceeding 6.9 miles.

TBH I'd completely forgotten who you were.

100%

Corruption in the Russian army, a concise guide

It is shocking noone actually bothers to review whats happened to his teams before hiring him. If I'm chairman I'd actually take a punt on an unknown manager rather than going to him. At least there's a chance, no matter how small, that could go well. With Brucey its nailed on 100% incompetence. So the whoever hires him pretty much deserves what they get.

Sounds familiar

I'm not going to dispute this, though plenty probably would! Parts of Western Sydney (mostly South West) football/wogball has always and will always be king. I've got family who have moved to QLD in more recent times and we visit them plenty, so Newcastle is now just the place near the Hexham bridge on our trips. I support the Wanderers though I've not been very active in that pursuit for quite some time. I have a much much bigger interest in the toon, I'm happy when the Wanderers win whereas I'll scream out in delight when Newcastle score. Embarrassing as it is (especially given some of the turgid shit I've watched) hearing the blaydon races and local hero blaring on the tannoys instantly makes my heart happy.

I wouldn't say that even remotely accurate TBH Sammy. Central Coast is a holiday region that became a retirement zone whilst parts became (or always were) quite a bit bogan. It's closer to Sydney than to Newcastle. Newcastle has been industrial since ever and was named after England's Newcastle for that reason. The familiar name is part of why I started supporting NUFC some 27 or so years back. As far as sporting rivalries go they tried to build up both the Newcastle vs Central Coast and the Sydney vs Central Coast rivalries. Central Coast have punched avove their weight for the most part. I've only seen him in the game vs Barca as I've not watched much A-League in the past few years. So I've got nothing to add on his ability except to say if he comes good I've always believed that he would.

I honestly would have thought he’d be straight on the pundit gravy train. Fair play to him for choosing to go chasing European blart instead

Guaranteed to be the next Canadian national team manager now! Btw I only just found out Rogic has been signed from Celtic by West Brom, decent player, in Scotland but a bit of a crock and way too slow for the Championship. Also another Central Coast makem, so perfect for the cabbage!

So, the fat right German AfD party were campaigning in Lower Saxony, and decided to have gummi sweets made in the shape of their logo. Didn’t quite go to plan…

I think of all the acts of extreme Britishness that we’ve seen over the past however long it is since she died, ( a week, a month, a year, feels like it), people standing in a TWO AND A FUCKING HALF MILE queue takes the cake. They all look like absolute husks. It’s glorious

Has it been reviewed on IMDB yet?

Lee Scratch Perrystroika.

If it means we get full size chocolate bars and packets of crisps back, I'm all for it.