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It's a risk. My last match thread was when Willock got that late equaliser at Anfield, but before that my record is pretty shocking. Expect us to be egregiously robbed, probably with some antics involving cable ties again.

Is this his way of saying he's on OnlyFans now?

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Asked a West Ham fan about him. "Dunno anything about him, hope he's shit for you" So on that basis, I'm all in on [checks notes] Amadou Dialup

Must be a hefty monthy storage bill for hosting Monkeys Fist's porn collection!

The Home Secretary ffs. The Venn diagram of "stupid" and "evil" has her face slap-bang in the middle.

Eddie says he's a cunt.

The trouble with pendants is they can't resist correcting other people's mistakes.

I'm hoping we'll be OK as Everton are usually a bit short handed in goal

“ Thanks for calling son…”

Speak for yourself

MCU, the man barely sat through Nolan's Batman because it was too far fetched. He prefers his heroes to be believable, like James Bond...

That's not a hobby btw.

I've no idea what that is a euphemism for. Sticking a courgette up your arse?

Wew that's pua commercial as fuck that like

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He just uses his fingers.

In the ensuite as well though? Do we think maybe CT doesn't know what an ensuite is? Who runs a business from the toilet, apart from maybe some rent boys and The Fonz?

I have no medical training but I'd say you're absolutely right, he's over-exerting himself, especially after getting the booster. Older people don't like to believe that they're as old as they are and their body can't do what it used to but he needs to manage his condition. That doesn't mean being an invalid but just being sensible.

Mrs. F won’t watch Bond films because “they’re just ridiculously far-fetched”.… …Loves the Bourne Trilogy

Just off the phone with Mother Fish. They've kept him in over night so she didn't get back until 8pm so didn't want to call and worry me. (Family has this weird thing where any calls after 8pm must be bad news). Anyway, his seizure was a bad one, he cracked his head open on the bedside table. Turns out he had a COVID booster on Friday and was laid low by it, then on Sunday he went for a 5 mile walk, then did some gardening. Mam asked me if I could ask my doctor mates if that may have been a factor... I have no medical training beyond how best to combat a hangover (warm woolly hat, am I right @Alex?), but I'm pretty sure that if you've been ill, then over-exert yourself it's pretty likely to have an impact on your epilepsy. I was planning, as a Christmas present, for me and him to go to an Air BNB in the countryside near a pub and some hills but now I'm worried he'd have a seizure in the middle of the night and we'd miles away from help.

I prefer the idea of a single donation to a smaller local charity myself, I feel like it makes more difference.

Sounds like Villa are going to be very disappointed then.

I'm not sure what's more amusing, finding out Sunderland lost to Blackburn tonight or discovering Jon Dahl Tomasson is their manager.

She’s like someone turned Patel inside-out.

Leave Morph out of this, he can't stand Tory cunts.

i hope you're proud of yourself meenzer. it's on you if we fail to win tomorrow. tooner was on a heater

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Fair play to the prick.

Probably because it's a petition by a few Tory supporters with only 8k followers on Twitter.

There's some lovely pubs near Hadrian's wall for the garrison posted there.

Was thinking about this the other day, it would make complete sense for us to rejoin at the same time to preserrve the fluidity of the border, and chances are rUK would be heading that direction anyway. But can you imagine the fewm from the gammons if we rejoined the EU because of Scottish independence?!

Well if it’s fisticuffs you want. I agree with you both tbh

One of which was "Not having to come up with 10 reasons"

Underwater basket weaving?

That's easy said when you've see his muscles

Sounds like Villa are about to give up on Gerrard and try to convince Pochettino to join them.