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Talking of the weekend does anyone remember reading that the "big six" insisted that the fixtures were fiddled on the last round before the break so that none of them played each other? Fuck you Chelsea.

Obviously, because what happens at Liverpool dictates the health of the sport in its entirety. If Liverpool were to disappear tomorrow the sport would effectively end for all intents and purposes (and for all intensive porpoises too).

Diego gets paid to write about football. Some on here would pay The Fish NOT to write about football.

And then a bit more bored

I see they've doubled down on the Fairs Cup not counting and six titles plus two cups beating four titles and six cups again. I now live for the third title we win which triggers the cult death signal to take the suicide pills.

Is that 4th in the league based on xg cos we’re actually 3rd

Still, why feel down about living in a shithole of a city, havinng a team more likely to be relegated to the third tier - again, whilst your rivals are eyeing up European football. Look at this goal keeping error 25 years ago today marra!

We're 3rd, just shows how reliable your interminable calculations are !!!!!

Please do allow the fan groups to be involved. At least we can rightly say we had no say in the Saudi takeover. These cunts might put themselves in the position of rubber stamping theirs.

Might set up a Patreon...

I did it at Fulham the day the Fish banged his head causing him to enjoy stuff like xG. There were dickheads from Fulham who directed stewards to every opposition supporter they could make out to get them evicted. It was easy to stay quiet though as there was nothing to celebrate that day.

Sounds like he'll end up at Sunderland one day.

Kuol is in the Squad for the World Cup.

South Bank @ Molineaux Easter weekend 1990…3 of us went in with a wolf mate, we were sussed out very quickly but our mate placated the slavering hounds surrounding us, then Kevin Scott (?) scored what turned out to be the winner. Discovered that afternoon that the colour of adrenaline is brown

RIP

Lunchtime treat, no need for thanks gents

Helmethüttl

He’s dinged his last dong… 98 though, fair play…

That Roker Mackem is having a tough time. Spends his life in the NUFC thread repeating that any results success etc. ‘means nowt’, confirming with every post it means the world to him.

The terrible news for the mackems is that this isn't just a run of good form. It's not the Pardew season where we're temporarily playing out of our skin. Howe has completely revolutionised the way we play - borne out by the stats on turnovers, starting positions etc - and a significant proportion of the rest of the league can't handle it. There's way more potential upside (new, better players, our £60m star striker, more time to instil his message, etc etc, the list is endless) than there is potential downside from temporary bad runs of form - which all teams go through, and we will too.

The anti-Guivarch.

Unfortunately they're geoblocked for me, I saw the first one he scored which was not amazing. Always liked him as a player though he's slow and uses his arms a lot when defending. Lasting memory will of course be the two goals he scored in added time against Everton to earn the draw in a game that we were otherwise atrociously bad in.

The Liverpool fans are doing a phenomenal job cutting their own legs from under them for when they go back to whinging about human rights issues after no nation state takes them over .

My impression was that Ellis was pretty generous with his money, he just made disastrous manager appointments and transfer decisions, thankfully They still hated him for it though. Whilst we were supposed to thank Ashley for turning NUFC into a zombie club, apparently

I swear a man could meet a good woman, raise a coupla pups, get himself a ranch, be respected by his neighbours, die happy. All on their foreheads.

Pronounced ‘weird’

So, if we’re doing mugs, here’s one of my favourites from University of North Tyneside

ExiledYP

That shawn off wee cunt should’ve been at BAE when we broke all records for speed of fabrication on the first aircraft carrier…Gordon Brown was PM and both carriers would be assembled in his constituency at Rosyth…he lit a rocket up the directors’ collective arse, not that they needed a second telling that the soon to be in government Cameron regime would try to cancel the order…by the time the defence review was completed all four hulls and the control tower for big Lizzie were all done and whichever chinless wanker was defence secretary issued the statement that the order would be completed with barely disguised contempt

HasTINHATTL, amirite

Where the fuck did you find that? Howay FIsh, get this posted over there next time one of them mentions it.

Botman in provisional Dutch squad.

Bit of a change from a 2-4-1 Meal Deal at Bella Italia under Ashley, isn't it?

Yep I interpreted that as "my predecessor was fucking useless and completely out of touch with the squad." Nothing we didn't know.

Chelsea would be daft to get rid. Howe didn't imprint his image on our squad immediately and no doubt Potter is coming in with a completely new set of ideas. That said, if they go through a period of turmoil it dramatically increases the chances of top 4 for us, so I'm all for Boehly and Co making a series of terrible decisions.

He'll be taking it out on opposition midfielders from Boxing Day on. It's them I feel sorry for.

Tache like a wet skipping rope mark.

Bit disappointed at the lack of bikinis.

If Liverpool fans aren’t careful here, people are going to wind up not liking them