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It's my wedding anniversary today. Many months ago arranged tickets for a visit to Ardingly Gardens winter trail followed by a romantic meal for 2. Sadly means leaving the house at 630 to perfectly miss the game 34 fucking years since you ask

The Portuguese manager always looks like he’s stepped outside his Mercedes taxi for a tab at Faro airport

International football is fucking shite.

Imagine the motivational talk from beige cunt at half time. Probably show them his winter knitting patterns the ugly cunt

Croatia for me like.

Him, not you

Delicious. Take that Ronaldo, you petulant cunt

Someone check on piers Morgan

Shame that, if you order that, you’ll get a pack of Wolves training bibs instead

I’m canny sad for the players and the manager as I think they seem like a good bunch. Actually like this team better than any since I was young and naive. Infinitely preferable to the ‘golden generation’. I also thought the players turned up against a side who are likely to retain their world title. Keane is spot on about the French having the nouse to find a way to win though

Aye but the Moroccan lasses though…

You know how we take the piss out of the Mackems for getting angry at their own invented scenarios?

Allez les bleus

ronaldo, absolute cunt that he is, making it all about himself at the end there again.

This is just one side of this story. But somewhere, someone is telling the mag at work version of this where you get put right in your fucking place and maybe, if you make your mouth go, get your fucking head kicked in MARRA.

I'd love to get Souness on a hidden camera and ask him how he feels about having to listen to the views of a female pundit.

Die-de-Die Campers

soft as shite, got their arses kicked in breda market square. never let them forget that.

I’m not sure how the spunk floating round the bathroom would go down with the other astronauts tbh.

I thought we were decent and didn’t deserve to lose. Sadly Unfortunately, my wife is French, my daughters consider themselves more French than English, and we had a load of Haw Hee Haws over to watch the game. I’ve had a thoroughly shit evening and I’m now expected to support France. Not sure I can do that, they were lucky as fuck and we didn’t give MBappe a sniff. Unlike The Murphys, I’m as bitter as fuck.

Maguire for the second goal, man. Just fuck off. That’s what you’re in the team for.

Could well end up with a final of Morocco vs Croatia, settled on penalties!

Grealish in the 96th minute. I'm not a Southgate hater but when you're 2-1 down with 15 to 20 minutes to go, give them something new to think about ffs. It's shit or bust time, nowt to lose. Go fucking crackers.

Win a penalty?

That's genuinely ridiculous when you watch the replay. The ref's a racist, lads.

Here he is

If only he had normal sized arms.

The only mackem lass I’ve ever had conjugals with was a proper BOBFOC. Scored with her in Glencoe on a climbing trip, afternoon of climbing, evening on the piss in the Clachaig, then back to the digs- halfway through scuttling her I got the “wet mouth” and knew I was seconds away from a vomitacious evacuation of my stomach contents. The bedroom window was the closest outlet so I pulled out, spewed my ring out the window and headed straight to the bathroom to brush my teeth and curse my timing thinking “ Well done son, you’ve blown that!” When I went back in the bedroom the filthy slapper had just turned around and presented herself for doggy, which, of course, I obliged.

Mind, I do fancy Maguire anytime just have a vision of his muckle spam meeting a Shaw corner.

Completely deserved.

Congratulations.

I see @The Fish has got himself banned from there. Was at my works do last night, people from all over the country, Europe, and wider afield. Talked a fair bit about football and NUFC specifically as the meal was in Newcastle. I'm sad to say for the mackems, not one single fucks was given about our ownership and almost everyone thought NUFC would be a significant force in Europe in the next decade.

Ho-de-Hole in the ground

we took the breda market square. Took the bastard good and proper

Are they mental? Do they really think a Middle Eastern regime would just up and kill a journalist that was critical of them?… … outrageous.

Aye, my cousin got me then Saudi kit for my birthday and I love the top it's 10/10 but there was a wolves tag on it

Aye the Dutch can be arrogant gobshites too . Miracle they hadn’t all fallen out with each other before last night …

Not to be morbid but making people die alone was the most insane stage of the pandemic

Terrible sportsmanship from the argie bargies

loving this world cup I am. long live sportswashing.

Not just that but they think we’d be somehow distraught if they could prove Benitez was shite. The club’s moved on light years anyway.

Anyway, if NUFC get beat in a tight QF I'm gutted but it's England so it's a slight shrug of the shoulders. They get past these and they've a great chance of winning the thing but they've just been a bit short tonight. Their defenders gave us a chance tonight and we didn't take it.

Good to get ours back as early as this. Good couple of weeks to realise it's a load of bollocks and what they should be concentrating on.

You have to say on balance England have had the better chances, Kane's one on one on particular. Pickford should have got a hand on their goal. In his defense it came through the defenders legs but that distance is where he's at his worst.

There’s never been a space stowaway… … yet.

I'm no Messi fanboy, but I must admit the prospect of a Argentina-Portugal final with him running the show and Ronaldo benched is fairly delicious

Even at this age he's so clearly better than everyone else its ridiculous. Just watching him on the ball, doubt we'll ever get to see anything like it again in our lifetimes. I know the hero worship can get borin at times but in his case it's true really