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Liverpool need 8 wins from 9

All oye see is a bostin’ win for the Villa.

The Gloom family.

"Helloooooo Felicity."

More. These cunts are trying to derive patterns with terrible analysis, you lot are just bumpkins trying your best.

You obviously don’t like the correct part of the lakes mate, you need to get your opinions sorted

There's something about you wyki, youre both the most predictable person in the world and yet I can never begin to guess what youre going to be really mad about next.

“Helloooooo Wykiki “

"Who's your next messoiah? Mowhamsalad Salmon Sandwich? Lol. Do you get it, Malcolm? It's on moi new banner!"

From that site ; What pattern? We've only lost 3 games in the league Twice against Liverpool and once against Man City. The home game against Liverpool, we went ahead. So in two games, against top sides, we've conceded before the 20 minute mark and then gone on to lose. That's not a pattern. This one made me laugh. a) 'seem to struggle away against the big sides' Every team in the league struggles to beat top sides.... because they're top sides, at home. b) Villa are not a big side The more I read of that thread, the more I want to absolutely fucking smash these boring cunts.

I think the KO time will benefit us more than them, their fans will still be digesting their dinners and trying to tear themselves away from football focus whilst ours will be refreshed with some canned beverages amongst other things on the way down. "Thoil ave a sore head lyta on drinking this early Tracoi, yow mark moi words, hunnoi bee."

To borrow from @Sonatine.....

Wor Yasir meeting the beige chairman.…

I dont do all this Xd / Dx / Goals expected / Goals predicted / Goals guessed / etc etc etc bollocks........you dont have to be a genius to work out Villa have beat a load of piss poor sides..........VILLA 0-3 NUFC

Spotted in the wild: Alexander Isak in Boots at Kingston Park. Getting some knob cream for when he's finished dry boning Villa this weekend.

Rick's first draft Oh Felicity, Felicity You fill me with electricity. Like putting your nob in a plug socket Except you haven't got one (a nob that is, I'm sure you have a plug socket or how would you play your "Shape up and dance" aerobics record? You wouldn't that's how). Rick's second draft Oh Felicity, Felicity You fill me with electricity. Isn't that shocking? Your timeless, silken, loveliness is so smashing I want to wander through it, gorgeously naked Unashamed of the spots on my bottom. You are so nice. Without crabs or lice. Like a proper girly ought to be. Your second name is Kendal, You are like the mint cake, Cool, fresh and nice to suck If I had a tin of Alphabetti Spaghetti, I'd spell "I love you". How about a quick bonk?

Apparently Man U have quoted us £50m for McTominay

Gemmilled YP

Who loves ya baby

it’ll be fine, am sure Dave & Gemmill will be civil in their replies ☺️

Ken Bruce is the go to mild mannered easy going mid morning broadcaster. Wykiki obviously doesn’t want his perusal of Ferret Fanciers Weekly spoiled by KB’s polished brogue whilst sipping a small skip sized cup of Yorkshire tea and nibbling on a Pontefract cake

Acorns? Let me tell you a thing or two about FUCKING acorns...

You're not wrong. A few from this weekend.

Only philistines go to the lakes rather than God’s great Northumbria, both north and south of the border

There might be something in KCG’s theory

All they had to say was 'we're doing well, so are these but we're at home, we have a chance of beating them.' and you'd say fair enough for a partizan viewpoint but to make up made up patterns? MLF imaginary behaviour, marra, best leave that stuff to the experts. FTM.

He comes out and owns up to grabbing the official its an 8 game ban. Oh wait on, no he plays for Liverpool.

Leicester City appoint Dean Smith as manager until the end of the season. Welcome James Maddison!

For those who remember Hendon They won’t forget what they’ve seen. Destruction of sisters’ hymens Whose average age was thirteen.

it’s being in Sunderland that did it, Nam was a cakewalk in comparison

Balls. I’ll swallow it and do Scafell.

Just make sure the pretty words = 3 points, capiche?

So it’s “expected goal difference v actual goal difference” in the first graph, but not actual “xG (difference)” that’s been preoccupying certain posters on here recently, it’s almost actually good old fashioned GOAL DIFFERENCE itself, but just the “expected” sort? … have I got that right?…

Fuck off 👍🏻

Are U2 re-releasing it, like?

Well we don't really need the money but if they want shot of him that badly I'm sure we can use that extra £50m on the Christmas party.

Was it more or less frustrating to read than some of the posters on here?

A lot of middle-aged passive aggro going on in this thread.

That’s a bit unfair. I think it might be bungee rope

The expression on the mascot's face pretty much says it all.