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🎶 Oh Mandy Well, you came and you gave without raping 🎶

Having a nice weekend away for Matariki, sort of Maori new year for lack of a better description.

‘How’s the Nuno Espírito Santo did you say?’

Oh there'll be no third wedding. Not saying there won't be a second divorce, but there'll be no further weddings.

This is the second least surprising revelation of the day after CT becoming a crypto bro.

No it isn't. You've clipped the photo at the best part you animal.

I once got stuck in the traffic for that on the way down to a wedding in Yorkshire. Booled in just as the ceremony was winding up. Fucking NAILED IT! That's how you do weddings.

Lots of fuckin FIFA/FM ninnies on the bird app filling their nappies in mid July We could often accurately predict what would happen in a window under Ashley and penfold. It’s different now, we absolutely don’t know more than Ashworth, Eddie and their backroom teams. I’ve just read some foetus saying “OMG I CANT BELEIVE WE’LL BE HEARING THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MUSIC WITH ALMIRON AND BURN STOOD IN THE LINE UP” its just such a crock of shit….no one outside of the NUFC training ground knows what’s going on. If I had to guess there’s something about Diaby that doesn’t suit top clubs’ approach to the game ie pressing ability. Fully intend to enjoy what’s left of the summer and then enjoy the season, it’s going to be fuckin great 😎

'oooo look at me, to be sure, to be sure'

these tight cunts not bought anybody yet?

It wasn't an IT issue, you giant tit. It was literally a "you've collapsed the entire forum with your big daft spacca fingers". You were standing in front of the closed fridge asking your lass why you couldn't see its contents.

I knew all along he was the new Guardiola.

I didn't include you because you're irrelevant but I'll throw you a bone.

Just checked and in the same time period, big spending Man City have spent €2.5bn since 1992. €500m to not only catch a consistently high spending opposition, but overtake them from a position of yoyoing obscurity.

Of all the things I expected for 2023, CT becoming a Cryptobro was definitely in the top 3.

He‘s got more awareness than Maxi and Miggy combined and the added bonus of tits. Get him signed.

When you look at these 3 and 4 hundred thousand quid fines being handed out to Man United and Barcelona by UEFA for breaking FFP rules, it feels like we should just take the fucking handbrake off and start going wild in the aisles.

Don’t know if you noticed Gemma spending a precious Saturday morning sorting an IT issue on here then gloating about it a few weeks back? Same energy

I’m not sure the time it took him to find those quotes has provided him with quite the win he thinks it has

This was my concern, his Bournemouth team took the piss up here when we went down under McLaren, (it's funny how he fades from the memory, good coach apparently, tragic manager), however, the team we had up to Howe's appointment didn't scream out anything other than 'down' and I just thought as good as his teams could play they could also be a bit of a soft touch and we were probably the softest touch around when he came into the job. I thought he was the right appointment at the wrong time but give him his due, he did his homework on the players and also got them to buy into his way of working on and off the ball, gave them some confidence and belief but his greatest achievement early on was to thoroughly get Steve Bruce out of their systems, the players were downbeat as it must've been crystal clear Bruce was a 100% defeatest ten years past his sell by date and just going through the motions dragging their footballing reputations with him.

Aye standard sourdough recipe and just chop it into portions once it's ready to go. 50g starter 500g white flour 350g water 7g salt. Do the usual proving shenanigans (YouTube foodbod sourdough for the process, her method is a piece of piss and works every time. No kneading, no flour all over the fucking place. All done in a bowl) and then chop into portions and shape into base. You can even freeze some to use another time.

Such a twunt. I'm boycotting your next wedding.

They're a poor impoverished club, battling against the odds to compete with big spending rivals scraping by on - checks notes- € 986,600,000.00 in his Klopp's 8 seasons, on top of €1bn spent since the inception of the Premier League. Also bear in mind, this is nigh on €2bn spent on top of a team that was challenging for the title 18 of the previous 20 seasons and last finished outside the top 8 in 1962. Poor lambs.

Klopp is just a whiney cunt. No other description needed.

Liverpool after Caciedo apparenly. Thought they couldn't compete with the spending power of us?

THE GOOSE DRANK WINE!

yeah, as soon as any doubt creeps into my mind i just check myself and remember where we were 18 months ago, and how far we've come.

Must admit Im pretty chilled for next season. Think it will be a little bit of a backward step with all the games and overall squad quality, followed by another leap forward the season after. Slowly and gradually getting rid of the dross, a few first team signings and real quality in the under 21 department. Nothing but good times ahead.

Morning Dr G. Was just having a read through here and wondered if your view had change and for that matter, the view of those around you, given the likes of the CEO of Blackrock calling Crypto digitalised Gold and that "Bitcoin has the power to revolutionalise Finance". Add to that The likes of the major players like Blackrock and fidelity etc all applying for Bitcoin ETF's.

It feels to me like we are very ready to walk away from deals that dont suit us. Diaby they were asking too much, it was like 80m euros last summer right? Now villa are bidding 35 and I havent seen any real indications that weve been back in for him since last summer. We're not interested in bidding wars hence leaving maddison and leicester eventually sold him for about two thirds what they wanted from us. Szoboszlai by all accounts only wanted liverpool once they showed interest so we didnt bother going at it since we'd probsbly have to pay a lot more than them to convince him. At this stage its fine, we are still demonstrating that we wont be taken the piss out of on fees (diaby) and we arent such a good team that there are only a small number of players who will improve us so we move on when we dont like the deal for whatever reason (maddison/szoboszlai)

Jordan is just so down to earth. He and his family just happily mixing up with the community.

T’ Tooj was telling he’s off to t’show t’day or t’morra. T’ old before tis time t’bastard

Do these fuckers not realise the takeover happened 21 months ago? We're way ahead of schedule, 2-4 seasons ahead of where we likely planned to be. I'm sure they were anticipating a season or two competing in the Europa, maybe a season where we challenge for the top 4. Instead we spent 21/38 game weeks in the top 4. Sure, we were benefiting from other clubs having, by their estimations, poor seasons, coupled with our own rapid improvement. But I don't think anyone was expecting Newcastle to leap from bottom half obscurity to Champions League favourites within such a short span of time.

Odysseus? Password123?

You can't slag off the owners without using UPPER CASE

Pretty much, weather very much doing its part for us today at the spa pools

The Under 21 Department is what you used to call Oz back in 85.

That's disappointing. He looks a real talent and I didn't think I'd have to start hating him so soon.

We did alright in the CL last time with the likes of Aaron Hughes and Shola so even without significant upgrades I think we'll be fine.

They could just ask any of the intelligence services of Russia, the US, China or indeed the UK for the messages as they'll all have had access to his phone. Short of that they can ask Apple for the back door key.

This is ok then?

Sportswashing having a day off.