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He’s got no experience at this level though- you’d be taking a chance on an absolute wookie.

They link to the Mirror, if that's any better. I mean short of posting his payslip I'm not sure what evidence I can provide. Come on man, I really need this Ewerk.

And The Fish should know better than to think an article from the Shields Gazette would be enough to get me to part my lips. Looks like that anal bleaching he booked this morning has been for nothing.

The kid loves minge and is obviously on form at home. Probably fucked before he's even left the door.

Bet he has his bairn on his knee when he has his picture taken signing his new contract and then kisses his club badge, damn it!

that virgin cunt thought you were talking about LTA for a minute

Only fair to treat yourself on your birthday, like.

I picked a superb fortnight to be off.

You’d thinking with all the NUFC fans that have abandoned England (and Scotland) in favour of Saudi Arabia that it would be a sellout

Prince William was kissed by Gazza at a shop yesterday. The poor cunt. All he wanted was a few beers and William pops in.

What an attention whore….there again, so is Bruno 😀

tbf, there was some miserable old cunt sat next to me in the east stand who spent most of the game moaning that liverpool were going to get back into it. i kept telling him we were a man up and bossing it. turns out that i was the one that didn't have a clue. but that's not news to you lot

That virgin cunt given extra match ban

Happy birthday!

Uh oh, someone's gonna be FEWMIN

Is anyone brave enough to tell AH about the absolute belter heat wave we're experiencing over here?

They don’t actually link to the Mirror. Anyway, the fuck am I spending any more of my beach time discussing Matt Targett’s pay pack or who ran the Birmingham fucking City Council for the last 20 years.

All we've heard is that this is a long term project, so it makes sense to sign two young players with high ceilings when they're available. We've also signed up a highly rated 16yr old fullback from Wolves, and Ashby from West Ham. Said it before but, we're 2-3yrs ahead of schedule so a top half finish this season (which I think is eminently doable with the current squad) will form the foundation for those young players to break through, maybe add some more players in January too? I'm zen.

I will eat your arse if Targett is on £100k pw.

Still fucking crying about this. It starts in Newcastle and remains very close to Newcastle city centre, who the fuck says it is always “a celebration of the north east”? Also, currently the club is the best of the north east, what Howe did last season was incredible. They’ll try and fucking lay claim to fucking anything that lot Genuine question but how long do the mackems think they can act so weirdly hostile and obsessive about all things Newcastle and not start to be distanced from events?

There were sunderland fans at SJP tonight with Costa Rica flags on their backs

Did you keep showing him pictures of sausages on your phone?

Feels bad, but I don't hate this news.

It’s been a solid 29c today, brothers. Been in Afitos village, had some waxa Pastitso and am currently on one of our hotel terraces (sea view) drinking ice cold Alpha. You shall not have me beat

I know, some of them think that Bruno just needs a bollocking...

PL’d YP

Happy 50th

If it was a choice I think I'd rather watch the Saudi Arabia game at SJP tonight or some gay porn than this.

Yeah south coast mags all sorted for all 3 trips, very fortunate. Even more fortunate to have Heathrow & Gatwick <2 hrs drive too. Makes a huge difference . I’ve seen some lads on twitter saying they’re doing Newcastle > Dublin then anywhere near Italy then getting the train etc or even another flight 😬

I am now actually imagining Chewbacca scoring a winning goal at SJP, ripping off his toon number 9 short to reveal himself in all his fur. Canny. Sign him up.

My expectations are around the same as yours; 7th would, for me, be about right for this squad in this season. The match going fans know way more than the dickheads on twitter. But not more than me. Or Diego.

6-9th with a canny cup run and not totally embarrassing ourselves in the CL and I would be happy. We are still progressing and need to keep our feet on the ground.

he was chelse's best player against us home and away last season. i can see him becoming a regular starter for us. as the old adage goes, if you're good enough...

Hall has played 12 senior games in his career. I think we need to temper our expectations of how quickly he is going to be a first team regular

Sigh. Okay, maybe not, my mistake. But Labour weren't in control either when the equality claims were taken to court. And here the Metro newspaper is implying that its "wasteful" Labour's fault for building a cycle path in this article. Howay man, the agenda here by the paper is obvious, get a wedge issue (cycle lanes are quite wedgy), blame Labour, and extrapolate this to the party as a whole. Sunak will use this in the next PMQ or press conference. Drip drip drip. Meanwhile lets not mention tory run Woking which has more than twice the debt of Birmingham (an estimated incredible 2.5 BILLION £) with a 10th the population, and the blame lies fully with dodgy investments. Nothing to see. I mean I know the tories are too far gone for any of this to work now but it shows what an uphill struggle a non-tory party has in this so-called democracy.

It's not only the wages, which I anticipate under MA were not that great comparatively, but the length of the contracts given to no hopers because we had no scouting network to find new players.

You're exactly right. And the ones who are most extreme there and fetishise execution and child abuse are the very same thick as fuck ex squaddie gammons that ironically favour autocratic regimes. Absolute racists and homophobes. Mackem Leazes Mag if you can imagine anything worse. There is one hell of a lot to criticise Saudi for and nothing they do with Nufc will change that. But still, they have the constant need to bring up lies and conspiracy theories. Like this moron, linking 9/11 with Eddie Howe ffs. By his logic everybody in the UK is a terrorist by virtue 7/7 was committed by born and bred Brits.

They never seem to realise that Sunderland is a town in Durham. Durham isn’t in Sunderland Why doesn’t Sunderland build it’s own rail network? Because it’s not much of a network if people only want to leave.