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Look at you all, fretting over rain. It’s still glorious here as I sit in a cafe bar that’s played nothing but 60s Motown up to now with Mythos on draft. If my lass wasn’t here, it’d be the perfect day

We were at Seaburn beach from 7.30am with the paddle boards and kayak. I even ended up doing a bit of swimming in the sea and once the initial cold shock was over it was fantastic. Packed up at around 2 as the red arrows showed their appreciation of my sea skills. Only thing that spoiled the day was seeing photos of my man boobs when I got home. Diet started.

I believe you’re allowed to sniff it as long as you don’t taste.

the funniest thing about the shop assistant story is the bit where he said he could hardly breathe. would've been far funnier though if he'd actually stopped doing so.

Roker Mackem doesn’t care about us in the same way a then 16 year old MBS orchestrated 9/11. I suppose it’s an improvement for that place though, i.e. not bringing the subject up on 9th November

Was trying to work out what anniversary the Mackems were banging on about today (loads of them, even normally sensible ones) cos iirc the takeover happened in October 2 years ago. Then it struck me 9/11, 22 years ago. What a bunch of sick cunts these are, using this disaster to try to score points in a regional football rivalry. I'm sure the relatives of those who died are delighted with this. They really are sad Mackem bastards descending to this. Type of stuff that makes me hate them.

imagine having hair that colour and not dying it. the stupid ginger mackem cunt.

Funniest bit is that he thinks he’s come out of that looking good

They can’t be serious like. The fucking clip of that bloke doing that to Howe, at a charity run with kids around too never mind it’s sad as fuck regardless of the setting. Those stories are brutal as well, the one about £20 for the DJ was so pathetic even the other mackems were calling it out. Shows how little they have going on I suppose if they have so much free time they can go into a shop and have a random lass look for a dvd with a fake name, by himself no less . Mint fucking banter lads.

Might have been a member of the first team tbh.

I hope his nipples were in tatters by the time he finished, wearing that cheap shite.

That's Eddie telt, good and proper. Imagine, imagine, imagine if Eddie had actually mentioned Sunderland or ever given them a moment's thought? Said it before but some of Sunderland's managers meant either nothing whatsoever, (the one's I knew, not some of their more recent ones), or some of them seemed decent enough blokes, Mowbray would go in that bracket, Reid, Crosby etc. They just can't see past the bitterness and are too thick to to realise it.

I preferred the wedding DJ tale as it was one of their identikit stories where absolutely none of the elements within it rang true

She is blonde too

So does she 🙂

I love this place.

Fyp

Just get him a pack of scampi fries with his pint and everyone is a winner

What is particularly impressive about that double post is that they're an hour apart, with several replies in between. Too much £6 premier inn cooking lager...

Admin crew, it’s time. Name change to Wycuckitoon please.

This amoeba posted this , twice, in response to that subject. If you’re going be wrong, be wrong twice. Premier Inns charge about £6 for a pint of cooking lager.

Twenty quid is a fortune to them man. You're talking about a population who smuggle cheese slices into football matches and have a whip round to buy a packet of crisps.

I hope nobody from Nike was watching it. 'Oh! There's a Nike shirt, must be one of our generic shirts we franchise out to third parties. I wonder which team it is? Probably some local high school or something?'

That’s a grown man

Thats a big looking kid. Because Newcastle fans are the only ones where adults wear replica shirts 👍🏻

There are some Sunderland fans who cannot give credit to any player, any manager connected to Newcastle. I've no problem saying Reid was a good manager for them, or that ... well I thought I might have 2 or three examples of good players or managers, but honestly I can't. Not because they were Sunderland affiliated, but because they just haven't had that many truly good players for, or managers in charge of Sunderland in my lifetime.

Eeeee, we woulda been top dogs of the north east if it wasn't them meddling, great looking, nails MLFs putting us in our places on a regular basis. Sad.

Once again providing a selection of anecdotes where they’re almost certainly made up. But they’d be equally tragic if they’d actually happened

How much of Sunderland would they have to level to get to millions of pounds?

I watched it last night. Entertaining. The Boston Terrier is class. Nailed on CT fancied the Aussie Shepherd.

I have a couple of questions for you; How many people do you regularly work with? Of them how many would you say are A ) good craic, B ) all right, C ) bit of a dick, D ) cunts? Then the same for your neighbours, Cycling club, family I want to see if there's a Patented Wykiki xC factor?

Just happy to see us score 3 goals, to be honest.

I hope that's the case. A true blue DM would be a game changer for us. Bruno and Tonali could play further forward, we could play with two ball progressing fullbacks instead of just Trippier. All this would mean our high intensity pressing could happen up the pitch and we could cause the kind of chaos that undid so many teams last season; Spurs, Brentford, West Ham etc.

Just seen another clip, 'Sunderland till I die! Cmon.' What a hero as he runs away from Howe.

It’s a coded message letting people know he’s a mag agent provocateur

Their real beef with Howe is that he singlehandedly turned Bournemouth into a bigger club than them with a 10k capacity stadium.

7 in a row marra

I’ll be avoiding any pub that is showing any England matches as your average England supporter is a braying fucking imbecile with absolutely appalling dress sense. There’s my input on the tournament.

I’d be amazed if he’s the only player at it. It’s rife. He needs to sack whichever doctor is dosing him up

Nah, they're all wonderkids with a future value in the tens of trillions

That deal they’ve struck makes the ones Ashley negotiated look good

As soon as I read the one about wasting a store assistant's time, I thought of you. Especially as it's been reacted to like it's a prank worthy of the English Mercurie.

Well, if you will rely on algorithms

I heard Toontastic old guard Jimbo is his secret dad, but he goes by the pseudonym "Juan"

Should be the motto for this board