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It's like selling a house and not declaring Gemmill is your next door neighbour. Dubious legally but absolutely wrong morally. Leaving aside the fact that Tonali and Milan have screwed us over, I never understood why lengthy football bans were a suitable answer, and how this is going to help his problem (same with Ivan Toney). Also I've no idea what type of due dilligence you need to undertake when signing a multi-million footballer. Hopefully it has some clause on addiction problems because its sucha common problem amongst footballers, and it will allow us to pursue legal action.

I bet you drive around the mean streets of Poole in an old MG. Roof down, ponytail flapping in the wind, resting the sleeve of your paisley shirt on the rolled down window, glancing at yourself in the wingmirror and giving it a knowing grin and the double eyebrows.... "Life is good, Robert. Life. Is. Good."

I notice in another thread thread that you drive a Ford Focus. Membership criteria for the cool kids seems to have changed somewhat since ah were a lad

Downstairs Loo. You can bet anywhere these days.

Unbelievably proud Dad

You can knock Audi drivers but I’d like to see you drive and put makeup on and text at the same time. And then there’s the women ones

Make them live next door to Gemmill.

LukaRyder

That thread title will cost us a result here. I've never been more certain of anything in my life.

Pep Aroni

Howdy neighbour

I think it's fair to say the fun's stopped.

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He does need help, that’s a given. He’s also blatantly lied through omission. That’s a £50 million lie. Balls like watermelons or never to be trusted in the dressing room? I get that he’s an addict but he is also party to removing the problem from his beloved Milan and putting it , white hot, into the in tray of NUFC. That’s perhaps not literal fraud, but it is certainly morally fraudulent

The LTA Jaysus unintentional seal of approval

Yeah. I hadn’t formed this opinion till May of this year when I saw some of the cunts at my brothers wedding

Great news @Dr Gloom, I've managed to secure you a ticket. Let's call it £120, a little extra for my effort? Wire me the money (with all your bank account details please) and I'll send it over. You're welcome.

Get an xbox series s and pay monthly for gamepass. now fuck off.

Not sure the Italian accent is still appropriate here.

I used to have an Audi, currently driving a Merc…

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I remember when Keegan walked under Ashley. Anyway I was working in Belfast and then was travelling home and had my phone in flight mode. When I checked it I had a text off my mate about how Wise had been sacked and Keegan was reinstated with a transfer war chest etc. Then at the end it was Carlsberg don’t do text messages… I was fucking seething the stupid fucking cunt. It was still raw as it was only about two days after the event. We’re still mates btw

As an audi driver, fuck the lot of you

The return leg at SJP is going to be a one spicy meatball!

Off to Hamburg tomorrow for a long weekend. Looks about right.

I went yesterday and there were 3 staff and NO FUCKING QUEUE. I was so dumbstruck I couldn't get the words out about what I needed from them.

Ticket office certainly needs an extra pair of hands 🤷🏻‍♂️

i'm going for a routine home win. 6-0

Sammy thread. Gemmill predicting disaster. Guaranteed victory coming up. 10-0. Botman, 4 goals.

Will he still be allowed to train with the club if banned? He's gonna need to lay off the Moretti and spaghetti, if not.

Cunt I thought you were serious for a second and my heart leapt

Jitterbug.

How many fucking contradictory stories are these fuckers firing out? can tell it’s an international break. Wake me up when he’s banned or not

Its alreet Wor Sean has it covered.

@LongTimeAdmirer, just walk away, walk the fuck, away!

Feeling a bit intimidated being amongst all you fanny magnets in the gaming forum, so go easy on me. My lass has made the mistake of suggesting that we should get a console. She thinks we're gonna be playing Mario, which she's wrong about cos there's no fucking way I'm getting a Switch. I'll break this to her after I've made a purchase. So my question is PS5 or xBox. And if xBox, which fucking one? And is there a monthly cost to playing online with these things? Thank you fanny magnets! May your XP be high and your final level bosses be defeated!

That's the Audi driver motto is it not? You recite that as your engine starts

Holy Fuck, this is a mess. Sort your shit out Wolfgang. This is borderline unreadable.

Got three words into that title and my eyes turned jet black and I zoned out. 2-0 to us

It’s all about the Italians this morning

we just need holden with his banana skin line and CT to predict a resounding loss and we're good

Is it being reported that they knew? If be inclined to ignore most of the press coming out of Italy cos they're usually full of it.