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‘Come on Gemmill, let’s get you into the right thread’.

I've only been here a short while but I can honestly say that this could be referring to anyone

Aye, I’d rather we win the EL then refuse to accept our invitation to the CL next season. That’s what a classy club would do, marra.

I haven't recovered from the Arsenal match yet - the players must be fucked

Well, the King must like us because he has Sausage fingers

PL on the road! Just like the old days. 🎶 Used all our sub options No Burn, Barnes or Botman are due Laid all the yellow cards down There's nothing to lose Don't want tonight to be like last wednesday That's why we’re breaking away Ooh-ooh, breakin' away Got to find a better way Until the good times roll around again Fuck off Dortmund 🎶

Wrong. He’s in uh hoe-towel in door-rum un tha cummawahnuh is gumm

I didn't realise he was from Johannesburg?

Guten Morgen! Posting at this hour can only mean one thing…

Vincent, you’re new to Toontastic. I get it. You don’t understand the natural pecking order and respect you should give the number 1 poster on this board. I’m going to let this slide. Just this once though.

Either do it right or GTFO IMO.

It’s also a bit rich given G&T pretends he’s into Trump to be edgy

PaddockLad by 12 midday today… Less man, more sausage.

guess who’s back. 3-0 to the mighty mags. Livramento hat trick

Did he say something to Diego21

You can't fault the logic and yep, Zico is outed as a filfthy stander. Anyone else?

This is Johannesburg Ange: "okihiy lads, thaht wihs a good pihřfořmance tonihyit. Udogihe whaht thihh bloody hall wihs thaht two footihd chollihnge abouht you fuckihng idihot? chřihstihan, you too you fuckihng stupihd twaht. Vihcařiho, whaht a fuckihng pihřfořmance cunht. Shame abouht thihh four goals though. I hope klopp, thihh bloody tuřkihy tiheth wankihr and ařtihta thihh cřyihng lihgo mihhn enjoy my prhrihssihr lads, i'm guhna buřy thihm. Fahkihn' faihr dihnkum cobbihrr."

He is a bit nasty on the pitch, and he definitely lets his heart rule his head at times. But he's an excellent footballer, has been absolutely vital to how we play, and provides much needed nastiness on the pitch. Plus he seems a genuinely nice lad off the pitch too.

@Isegrim where are we meeting? In the geetmucklewankerplatz? 😀

Balls like peanuts to take on this game.

Look at our big money bench, it's so unfair.

WARNING! WE'VE GOT A STANDER

VincentLee: "How'm I doing, boss?" "You'll do for me, bonny lad."

This is a good answer to most, though there are a handful of people on here that will be very disappointed. That said they stand up to wipe their arse so their feelings are irrelevant.

I can assure you that if Gemmill was there then there's no way Adam P would be fully clothed.

Fyp

I mean this without any malice at all but is the kid actually disabled?

Think he's in a hotel in Dortmund. The camera man is Gemmill

No doubt he got kicked all over by his mam and dad for this video. Also, I assume someone is in the room with him, I reckon he needs water wings to brush his teeth, let alone get in a bath.

Now hey. Donald Trump's never done anything nasty or petulant.

OK I'll ask. Do you wipe your arse sitting down or standing up......you cunt?

I don’t deal with sex pests.

Guess where I am?! That's right! Fawdon.

Welcome to the board, you cunt.

As I was saying before they rudely interrupted me by scoring, I’m looking at this jaunt in the CL as great experience, for both players and coaching team. If we drop in to the UEFA, or whatever it’s called, so be it. These lads, to a man, can be proud of themselves getting us here, and their fantastic efforts in the matches. May the Sausage be with you, lads.

No mess at all. In a seated position your cheeks naturally separate so a little lean and you have access to the starfish. When you're standing your cheeks close together, so you need to whack an extra hand in the mix to spread the cheeks apart, thus increasing the risk of getting shitty fingers. It's more time consuming and unless you bunch the bog roll into a ball and shove it in there there's no guarantee you've cleaned properly. It's like pulling your kegs all the way down to have a standing piss, it's childish, disturbing and quite frankly you all need to grow up and hand your hard drives over to Operation Yewtree for a thorough inspection.

"And they'll loan Neves from one of your teams and the proles will go crazy."

I was thinking this and understand what you’re staying - but Targett is not worn out and pulled his hammy. BDBs injury was also from a fall. Barnes was a broken bone. Tonali’s bank balance is broken. Botman fell awkwardly. Murphy’s shoulder popped out Etc etc These aren’t muscle injuries. It’s an element of bad luck.

Why do you have to say these things? You're cursed.

"Okay lads, that was a good as gold perfawrmance tonight. Udogie wat the bloody root was that two footed challenge about ya fuckin' wally? Christian, you too ya fuckin' stupid wally. Vicahrio, wat a fuckin' perfawrmance cunt. Shame about the bloody fah goals though. I hope klopp, the bloody turkey teeth wankah 'n artetah the bloody sook lego bloke enjoy my pressah lads, i'm garn ta bury them. Fahkin' fair dinkum cobber."