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Mate, that's not how you count down...

Not sure who was more surprised. You or Bruce.

Where’s his fucking poppy?

Gloom couldn't wait to fuck us up again

Funny how the graph for the Fucks you Get is identical.

Would you go so far as to say... "6 in a row marra"?

I'm afraid my statistical analysis points towards a defeat.

They’ll allow it again next summer onwards. It’s purely to block us this January as they know FFP restricts our options. I don’t really mind the CL rivals doing it but the clubs below that who will get absolutely shafted by the likes of Arsenal and Man Utd are fucking tragic.

Changing it mid season smacks of desperation. It’s all good though lads. They can slow us down but they can’t stop us. They all know we’re coming and they’re fucking shitting it

A sexual move in which the male is holding the female perpendicular to his body face down while standing so shes in the air, the male then proceeds to pour gasoline(or any flamable liquid) on her back and lights her on fire so she flaps her arms like wings immitating a phoenix.

Replace "you" with "ewe" please. Have you never been to a gift card shop in the lakes before? Ewe make me horny, etc.

Vincent, you’re new to Toontastic. I get it. You don’t understand the natural pecking order and respect you should give the number 1 poster on this board. I’m going to let this slide. Just this once though.

Tbh I reckon Ashworth hinted at it to rile the divvies up and throw them off our actual transfer targets. This does stink to high heaven mind, it’s targeted and intentional. I don’t mind if it’s a permanent ban but a temporary one is just like the sudden temporary sponsorship ban after our takeover, imo it’s cheating. Fwiw I’m more than fine with the ban if it’s permanent, but I want it to extend to outward loans too - clubs like Brighton loaning young players out to their feeder clubs etc can fuck right off, Arsenal exploited that under Wenger to get top African players into their set up and get around the visa requirements that would have meant other clubs were unable to sign those players at the time arsenal did.

He’s probably a bit thrown being in such a clean environment, the filthy slut.

Sell the cunt.

And what the fuck did you do to John0023. That guy was great

Jesus Christ, he was chief scout and Man United for the last six years. Surely he should never work again?

One sniff of the word Catholic and the FUCKING PRODDY is on a war footing. Unbelievable.

Town? he’s from one of the most remote valleys in Britain you geographical fuckin plank… He was brought up with this fella as a neighbour… he seems to have heard about you too

Btw, I loved you in the Hammer horror films

There needs to be governing body over the match threads. We all know they should clearly rotate between @sammynb and myself. Instead, now we have some cursed maverick @Dr Gloom with tiny balls attempting to derail our season.

5-0 to the toon. Jackie Millburn with all three.

guess who’s back. 3-0 to the mighty mags. Livramento hat trick

delete this abomination.

I was going to say at least include the bloke's first name in the title but then I saw the United thing...

oh yeh

Fyp

That’s twice I’ve batted for @Dr Gloom today. Send us some ket lad.

Jesus Christ, it was hard enough to get her to try the Munroe transfer without asking her to do this.

He was unlucky. He worked his bollocks off for the team all night.

There is a funny, football-specific joke in making GAWD an acronym I'm sure, but the best I can come up with is "Good At Wanking Dogs"

Yeah it was brilliant to see, but it wasn’t as impressive as Marseille, they had the whole ground coordinated to jump at different times then all together. Our end was like a grave. Too many old cunts like me and the youngsters are more interested in ching and Insta than getting behind the team. This was the “Bruges” of this campaign, easyish to get to (although some of ours spent Monday night in Gdańsk before flying to Dortmund from there yesterday 😆) which brings out a larger share of fuckin idiots. That sounds like it was shit, far from it. Locals were great, went to a pub that was run by a friend of a friend which was rocking before the game. Looking forward to Paris now

We have a fuckton of injuries lads.

Fuck me, how bitter are the Arsenal cunts. Still swarming Newcastle threads to try and wind us up

No I just think after our win v PSG the media got way too excited. We got a draw v West Ham when we looked poor first half. Then rightly fucked Palace. Then it was the first Dortmund game. We got beat 1-0 yet the media were all 'ooo noocarstle brought down to earth' etc. We were beaten by an established top level CL team. Not by some mid table Premier League team. It showed total lack of respect towards Dortmund and total lack of respect towards us. We have never gone out and dick waved about going out and smashing any team, let alone Dortmund. The media keep going on about group of death, yet there is a tone in their way about us having a right battle to get out of it. Well we know that. We as fans, I would like to think have always kept our feet on the ground. Aye there's always one or two dick heads who get excited.

You’re right, it should have read DOUBLE RUN.

Do I like that. Do I like that.

Time to get another manager sacked

Normally I'd say that it doesn't matter who starts the match thread because unlike you superstitious bunch of cunts, I know it's all down to Eddie and his charges. But we're fucked now, aren't we?

VincentLee: "How'm I doing, boss?" "You'll do for me, bonny lad."