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despite everton's 10 point deduction, gemmill is set to be proved wrong ONCE AGAIN

"And I'll tell you na notha thing...I'll fuckin definlay get dem 10 pints back. Fuckin watch is." - Said Dyche outside the Bee Hive after receiving the news.

Please stop listening to stuff 🙂

Fucking hell, bringing Gordon into it now DESPITE him and NUFC trying to help them out with FFP with his transfer fee....

at no point in history can there ever be a better time to invest in a candle factory

The Liverpudlian motto is: It doesn't matter which side of Stanley park you're from, make sure nothing is your fault.

Appropriately, given how medieval the place is, it’s a bit like the dancing plague that happened in France, stress-induced mass hysteria, except instead of dancing, it’s sitting in their Mam’s attics bashing a keyboard whilst frothing at the mouth.

Was going to say earlier - I wonder how long it’ll take for them to make this about us? A matter of nanoseconds apparently Yet again they invent some injustice involving us and then proceed to wind themselves up about it

He’ll be devastated he’s missing his Friday pints. Poor lad. 😉

There’s two ways of interpreting that tweet, I’m going with Dyche and the players regretting signing for them.

I fully expect this to get the bites it deserves

Dock the cunts another 10 for the flares and fireworks.

We've promised him a trip to the toy shop when he's all better. Little does he know that his mother and I are the arbiters of what 'all better' looks like. Gullibility must come from her side of the family.

"Wav got ya back, marra."

Still love the Truss line on this chart.

I don't think public do think it's a good idea do they? I suspect we'll see some polling on it over the coming days. This lot don't care anymore - they're not doing this as a vote winner, it's just the last opportunity they'll have in a while to enrich themselves and their friends.

The Everton fans were even quicker to blame the PL "getting into bed with the Saudis" on them spending £125m more than they made - a year or two before the Saudis even took over.

Most people being left something from a dead relative wouldn't pay tax anyway as the house and/or saving will fall below the £325k threshold. It's only people with a bucket load of dosh that benefit, but the average British voter are far too mentally deficient to realise that. "Hey you there, common scum. Would you like to pay less inheritance tax when your grandma kicks the bucket?" "Who me? Who comes from an entire family of people on low income jobs, who live in social housing, and who own absolutely fuck all, and have absolutely no savings because the cost of living is so ridiculous we're all living hand to mouth? Why yes we would like to pay less inheritance tax?" "Excellent. Vote Tory." "Will do"

I wonder what they'd say if a more ordinary thinking Durham mackem (they tend to be more normal than the wearsiders) were to point out that we've only spent the money Ashley didn't spend so far. "Check his bank statements, marra. He's definitely a mag season ticket holder, him"

Scouse Mackems deducted 10 points due to something that had the square root of fuck all to do with NUFC. SMB… Rent free.

How dare you , sir! Bootlicking our “superiors” is a fine British tradition. Do you hate Britain?

Everton deducted ten points. Could this be the year Gemmill finally gets the hang of this relegation lark?

Ginger cunt: At least I can still count my nannas, with my mams help. Moss Side: Ginger Cunt:

The Prince quipped, 'Listen you little ginger cunt, I've more money than you can fucking count and if you ask me that question again I'll rip your fucking head off and shit down your throat'.

It's embarrassing and a disgrace 🙂

the rain in spain falls mainly from playmobils eyes. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67442180 hope they deport the cunt.

Pimms drinking shithouse man ? 😂

You want to go to a Toontastic "Scottish" Lads get-together. Got some CCTV footage of PL at the last one here:

I'm jealous as fuck of Everton now, fell in the Mersey and they'd come out with a salmon in their gobs. Lucky bastards, quids in apparently.....

In a slight break from the Everton love in

What was that saying in American politics, something about how your average voters see themselves as temporarily displaced millionaires or words to this effect? I put it down to that.

Call me cynical but I remember when Spurs were deducted 12 points for tax irregularities and the first thing I said was that they'll win the appeal. They did.

It's all our fault apparently

Getting sued by a few clubs as well. Maybe if their fans had set off midnight fireworks outside the independent commission HQ, things could have been different.

A laugh and a "quip". Aye. Definitely not fuming at all.

My teeth started itching when I saw how he’d spelled neutral.

bless him. despite his advancing years it's likely walter will always remain a tragic cunt..

It's consistently viewed as the least popular tax iirc. Hey, what do you think about this tax you'll probably never pay compared to this tax on your salary, your food, your energy, the plumber you just used, etc. Another example where Labour have to be brave and frame this correctly, rather than shuffle in their shoes mumbling and say they'll keep this policy.

Oh he got a cake alright, not everyone was impressed though.

I hope they got him a birthday cake. We don't want him doing a Yaya Toure on us.

Wasted opportunity tbh- we know he’s fucking minted. The real question- ribbed or bobbled?