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Wonder who he was arguing with? "..... Was it a goal though? Was it a goal though? Was it a goal though? Was it a goal though?" [Silva storms out] "Aye, just as well he fucked off, anahhl."

Club Stayatmant Alex Pritchard Dinnot tell us ya not a fan of the massive lads Alex Pritchard. Sunderland AFC did not argue with car salesman and insurance men, (our co-owners) to have you say ya dinnot want to play for us anymore. We didn't want you to play for us anyways. We will not be makking another futha stayatmant.

£15 an hour plus shift allowance for lates at Nissan?

Pritchard refusing to play for them and wants a move away. Presumably to join Mowbray, massive club though.

He's gone. I wonder if he will fail the medical though with him being ill

Let's have someone shit at home in the next round. Maidstone or Man United.

“you’ve got to wonder if that is premature ejaculation, across europe interpretations may differ…either way you were awful tonight pet”

This bitter cunt Silva can go fuck himself as well

CT will be saving that one down to his special folder.

S3 is out on Feb 13th. Just in time for Valentine's day. "Ere Stayucey. Will ya suck us off while I watch STID like?" "Will ah fuckun wot ya stewpid little mug?!" "Hawez man Stayuss! It's Valentines man!"

A month or so ago they were all adamant they were getting play offs and giving us a hiding, did their usual sack the manager before a derby as well. Then a hiding off us, one of their best players wants to join the manager they just sacked new side, and now they plan to turn the home ground toxic for the millionth time to hound out a manager that’s been there a handful of games. The only impressive thing about them is how they can so spectacularly self sabotage in such a short span of time.

Honestly man just because it touched a blokes arm doesn’t make it a hand ball. He was whinging about something else that was never ever an issue last time we walked over his pathetic soft touch of a side wasn’t he?

Laura woods looking like she’s just done a bucket as she signed off there.

Thought we were comfortably better after we went ahead. If it was one of the ‘big 6’ they’d have made a big deal about being clinical. Dan Burn not a bad shout for motm either. The fucking effort he puts in is incredible

That Cairney chance was “the best chance either side has had” somehow ignoring the actual tap-in Dan Burn scored

The commentator here is fucking shocking too, just went on one about Miley before saying “and of course he has a younger brother who is coming through the ranks in the academy” would that be the brother that’s 3 year older than Lewis?

No wonder the likes of Merson and Adams became addicts with him in the changing room

Dixon saying I don’t know what the rule is any more. Well maybe do your fucking job and find out. And if you want officials and VAR decisions to be correct, then maybe don’t try and create controversy when they get things spot on, as per the goal.

Spot the difference..... One's a cowboy outfit, the other is a wild west costume.

JFK got more time here than the fans have given Beale. In fact he got more time in Dallas

I just came here to post that

She definitely pulls that smirk just as you’re approaching the billy mill roundabout

Fuckin great night. Seen us play better but who fuckin cares Big shout out to @thebrokendoll for pre match beers 🍺 @Dr Gloom we thought about asking you but there was nowhere to park the hoverboard at the Prince of Wales in East Putney

Cunt was right behind us

Wouldn't surprise me if he thought Jimenez’ Liu Kang KO Kick to Longstaff was a harsh sending off tbh

That’s league form. Our away cup record:

What I've enjoyed most about this commentary is the endless repetitions of how awful we've been with nary a whisper of how fucking terrible Fulham must therefore be, since they're sleepwalking to a 0-2 defeat with barely a twitch. It's like there's only one team playing. If I were a Fulham fan I'd be outraged to have paid to watch that shower of shite.

Away end for me

I'll shit myself if they show him in the away end next.

What you fucking on about man, Miggy is "ill"

lol

Everything that's wrong with the punditry game in a nutshell there. If you've got someone openly admitting he doesn't know the rules of the game he's commentating on, maybe it's time to give someone else a go ffs. I'd have lasses doing all games these days to try and goad Barton into saying something that'll get him jailed.

Alreet DICKO!

No, Longstaff mate.

Oooo now who's being negative.

@LongTimeAdmirer

Spoilers man, for fucks sake!

I don't think I've ever seen a more tragic club statement. They say we're the gift that keeps giving. Fucking hell, talk about lacking self awareness. Hope this goes in STID S3.

Maidstone through so that’s Man United’s next home tie sorted

Mackem at work was telling me yesterday that he'll be "doing his best to get Beale sacked" today. Nice to go to the match with a plan.

Apparently, like Bob Mortimer, he does his own dentistry.