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So do you just have a standing weekly meeting with HR or is it on an ad hoc basis?

"Wa formed Athletic Bilbo!" Athletic Bilbao: "The mysterious cabal of Tyneside businessmen said they'd add 'Sunderland' to 'Newcastle international airport if wa helped paya for it." One of the cabal: "Ahv heard KLD has made inquiries about Potter and that bloke from France." Potter: "In tha English civil war wa fought against the mags and that's why wa get fuck ahl compared to them." Legitimate historian: "The Mags would never have bent ova backwards and gave in because they were skint like us and neyded the money." NUFC board member:

Fair play to Liverpool to be honest, great photos and headlines from the BBC about the final yesterday, it really was ..... Won with a.... But they were.....

Everton's point deduction reduced to six points. Gemmill right now:

Dipper moaning about some decisions this morning. Told him yesterday I would rather shit in my hands and clap than watch the game. He was clearly pissed as he's asked me again this morning if I watched it and no. Told him I have fuck all interest in the game and result and if some cunt caught some red cunt high in a challenge and he was stretched off then good

Athletic Bilbo

Age of Liverpool's starting 11 GK - 25 RB - 20 CB - 24 CB - 32 LB - 29 CM - 25 CM - 31 CM - 21 RW - 20 CF - 24 LW - 27 Average age 25 (not fucking kids at all), their subs brought that down by a whole year to 24. GK - 24 RB - 20 CB - 25 CB - 21 LB - 27 CM - 22 CM - 23 RW - 21 CAM - 24 LW - 29 CF - 22 Average age of Chelsea's starting 11 was 23 - even with their subs it was still 23. This media wankfest is a piss take - they had 6 players starting that were 25 or over compared to Chelsea's 3. Two players in their 30's compared to Chelsea's zero.

I’m not even sure if you’re joking. 😂

Bad news lads, José is a confirmed MLF, on account of SBR secretly being one too. He’s waiting for Will Still to knock the morlocks back (again), then he’ll be Pennywell bound.

Love a good underdog story me.

@Kid Dynamite These DryRobe wearing cunts.... ✅

Only because he lost his train of thought and started waffling on about a bunch of mental conspiracy theories Hand on heart I hope to never see Mourinho darken our doors, the bloke is a football cancer these days. His football is shite and throws his players under the bus at any given opportunity. Once upon a time he was the best manager in the world but now he's nothing more than a Portuguese Cabbage Heed or Pardew with a sexier accent. Only thick cunts cry for him because of his connection to SBR, and even then those same thick cunts can't recollect that they were the same thick cunts that determined SBR wasn't good enough (which was fucking bat shit) and began to hound him out. All of that being said expect me to be the first to talk about him being a born winner, his banter-generating pressers, how he's right and player X needs to step up and how his football 'isn't that bad when you think about it' if he ever were to be appointed manager

Nailed on to have one of these bad boys hanging out his window too just to piss the off the Muslims over the road, who are actually Hindu.

I bet they’ve got they’ve got a 10 year old plastic poppy attached to the front of their white transit

It's quite the take as well. Silly fuckers.

Much like the person who posted that on RTG then

Didn’t have Parmesan, used the sweepings off the chiropodist’s floor instead

Fuck the pollution, is everyone just going to ignore that absolute quality bit of punnery in the name of what I assume is an omelette shop?

Aye - take the inevitable league cup he brings us and then get shot

Wykiki's Monday morning work ritual,

🎶 Come sit down eeya, marra I'll tell you 'bout the Mags at work They dinna want Howe any longer They want that José bloke. Many tales I have to tell you Many fantasies relived Sometimes they are tragic Sometimes the green eye shows But always.... A happy.....six in a.... roooow. 🎵

'Had to conka half the globe, marra. How else was wa gan to fom ahl thesyse forrin futbal clubs?'

Aye they’ll probably hit them with a 4 point deduction for that now

I don't think I have ever been so angry at a game of footy that I hoyed a battle of Hastings reference in there just to prove how angry I was.

Ah fuck them. But I'm struggling to see an incentive to stick to the rules if all you get is 6 points knocked off. We would easily be 6 points better off if we'd just ignored the rules since the takeover.

Is there any cunt you don't despise?

The red scousers unbelievably managed to defeat a side 10 places and 25 points behind them in the league. Wow, how unexpected, said absolutely nobody except the fawning media and deluded fans.

I prefer my heal food to be homeopathic. Almost no calories in the memory of water.

Just a few goals?

Generally, when we're posting in the Other Games YY/YY thread, we're chatting about topics loosely connected to games, that happened within the last few days, or at least the last decade...

I’m always on the hunt for a good buck.

Strong team, try and win it early doors and then put Saturday behind us

No

Breakfast in a bao bun, sprinkled with cocaine

He was mint at Porto and Inter tbf. Real Madrid and Chelsea he pretty much bought the success.

A lot of talk on Twitter about Minteh being Almiron's replacement because he's scored a few goals this season. Had a quick look on the Feyenoord forum this morning and the consensus seems to be he's fast/tricky, but has zero positional or tactical awareness. Sounds like he's a long way off being PL ready

Thankfully I don't normally work Mondays

At least let him get us a UECL trophy the year after, he's a specialist in winning that too

They are MASSIVE

How depressing must it be to support Sunderland. When we were in the Championship, they were being hammered every week in the Premier League. When we were struggling with Ashley, they got the used car salesman. When we got PFI, they thought that they got a billionaire but it turned out that they were still owner by a car salesman. We got a documentary showing shrewd negotiations when it came to Gordon, they got a bloke burning money on Will Grigg when he was explicitly told not to do so and both events were then shown on a real life version of The Office. I would be devisistated if that was Newcastle as I know that I couldn't stop supporting us.