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Ok… this cunt is OOT! Just to say am also in attendance and my travelling companion isn’t nine years old or the child of my first marriage (copyright P Simon 1985 ) it’s @thebrokendoll and we’ll be going north in both hope and expectation

my bedtime reading later

But happy to be portrayed as a leather jacketed, baseball bat wielding, gang member out to assault people of colour?

2-1 @PaddockLad to rifle one in from 30 yards in the 89th minute before blowing @thebrokendoll on the centre circle in celebration.

He’s good mates with Odgers Berndsten apparently …

I'm talking about American Pie, not Dazzler's paedo box set.

@The Fish... me new house (read money pit) on the edge of monmouth. quirky as fuck, love the half hexagon sitting room which id assume was where the tolls would've been taken. probably gonna be a year or two project to get it how we want it, but mrs bd absolutely loves it, exceptional walks along the wye valley literally on the doorstep l. up to now, £15k on a new septic tank, though the survey found this and they had to either get a new one put in themselves or reduce the original agreed selling price by the above for us to have the work done. £750 on roof repairs... ridge tiles either removed/refitted or replaced, 7 slates renewed, chimney repointed, lead flashing repaired. garden's fucking enormous but now looks like glastonbury on a very bad weather year due to the new tank going in, the massive willow tree roots had fucked the old brick built one. there's a fucking jacuzzi been left at the top of the garden which I was quite annoyed about, no idea really why any fucker wants to have a bath with their mates. anyway a bit of research seems to indicate it's worth about £4k secondhand, provided of course you can find somebody to buy the bloody thing and pay to have taken away! one thing they did leave next to the woodburning stove in the sitting room was a old blacksmith's anvil, thing weighs a ton and I'm guessing that's why they didn't take it, chuffed to bits with it, proper antique one and git to be worth £500ish if not a bit more!

I am fucking sick of playing these cunts.

There's no need to look for greener grass because it doesn't exist right now. Howe is the best fit, loves the project, the team and is loved by the supporters. The lack of rotation has been largely out of his control and sustitution options have been limited. It has highlighted our lack of depth in some positions as well as perhaps a lack of alternate strategies to implement based on player availability. We've not been miles off the pace though and is we can turn around our injury record that alone will go a large way to putting us back on the right trajectory. Compare our squad, spending and wages to any of the 'top 6' teams and we're still spending A LOT less. £30m+ less than Spurs (AND Villa), £50m+ less than Liver "we have a ceiling" pool and the others are loads ahead of them on spending. Both Manchester clubs spend more than double us on wages and Arsenal are close enough to double too. Don't forget this when gauging our level of success. We'd spend more if we were allowed, but the only ways to that are dramatically increasing our revenue (which is happening gradually) or a change in the FFP and PSRs. They are under review with the premier league cautious of missing out on the top levels of talent. 1. Manchester United – £205,756,000 2. Manchester City – £200,668,000 3. Arsenal – £166,036,000 4. Chelsea – £155,324,000 5. Liverpool – £136,240,000 7. Tottenham – £117,520,000 6. Aston Villa – £117,000,000 8. West Ham United – £95,316,000 9. Newcastle United – £84,500,000 10. Everton – £78,978,000

My 2 penneth. Once the champions league games were underway we were playing 2 v difficult games a week for a while. The team was on its knees because of accumulated fatigue and lack of meaningful squad depth. The style of our team means fitness first is the way to go but the team has literally run itself into the ground. Our tactics as well and howes willingness to stick with players out of form or injured means we’ve had next to no rhythm and his decision making is getting more odd as the season goes on. I think if we’d have got a non European slot last season we’d have finished higher this season.. also our players do seem to get injured more than most other teams… maybe we’ve just had a duff season!

It’s a fair old walk from Longsands to Chicago mind, I hope you’ve got a comfortable pair of trainers.

This was unfortunately timed

Looks great. Must admit I'd love somewhere a bit out in the sticks instead of the new build shite I'm living in atm. One day maybe. CT will take that jacuzzi off your hands, no bother. Do you take crypto?

Sairveloy Dip?

"It'll be them Some, us nurn or wurn, aah nair, see."

Ahh, the Magic of The Cup! An easy 0-5 result for us, thanks to a three-pronged attack from Wilson and Gordon. 4 from Sven Adult Botman, the final screamer from the ghost of Ronnie fucking Radford. Haaland to go out injured for three years after slipping on the jizz PaddockLad spat out on the centre spot.

Should you ever feel like shining a UV light on that jacuzzi, I wouldn’t bother.

Ah, toll house. I thought you meant you were now living under a bridge

Nice to see you’ve got a dropped kerb so your driver can get his wheelchair up to the front door to carry your bags in for you.

I predict a spirit-crushing, season-ending defeat. Back again Gloom is back Tell your friends

So the team with the theoretically better players have won? Very interesting...

Shows how well the mackems are doing on their budget when you think that, as recently as the autumn, they’d have given these sides a good game

Presumably that bit is inarguable.

Man also doesn't appear to own a mirror.

Man doesn't understand 'caricature'. And is a snowflake.

the garden (mud bath) with unwanted jacuzzi at the back, open to offers! and the offending willow tree! ive forgiven it the £15k as there's a song thrush s8ngs it little heart out from the top of it every morning!

A lorry load of stolen wigs has overturned on the A1 near Washington. Police are now combing the area.

It'll be a close game, hard fought and gritty. 5-0 - Anderson to score a double brace with his back brace. Miley to round it off with his Medieval hair do.

No ones saying you have to look down.

I’m confident we can keep the score under 5.

The expansion of the tournament ironically, rather than the format itself* has created the elite players being concentrated in fewer clubs. *appreciate that’s a bit chicken and egg, but there used to be two group stages the last time we were in it.

He’ll need to buy me flowers first. Also I’m not shaving my crack so he can make do or fuck off.

For someone who rarely comes into General Chat, for you to take the time to come here and post THIS. OF ALL THINGS. THIS!? DISGUSTING!

Alex Jones has a message for the people posting in this thread:

They may have been quite good then

Add to that the fact that Ashley put a lot of shit players on extended contracts as it was cheaper than buying replacements.

Orlando Bloom has just bought his son the complete Lego collection, and by complete I mean EVERYTHING they make. Rooms upon rooms of little bricks. He just never wants the lad to be legoless.

Put TNT on for Madrid v inter with Fletch, mcmanaman, Rio Ferdinand and Joe cole. Flicked through the stations got the same feed for the game from setanta but just the crowd noise, no TNT duck eggs.....

Dropping like a stone. They could be 14th by Saturday. If Clarke leaves they could be relegation contenders next season

I thought it was the one who admitted he couldn't become a teacher because he wanted to fuck the kids?

Harsh on Bigfoot tbf