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I actually admire the MLF's in a way. Can you imagine if this was your list of the 5 most talented players at your club in the past 25 years? Seriously, I'd probably switch sports.

Miley and Hall called up for England U20s. Jed Ward must have been griefed to fuck at school!

It was a freelance MLF photographer taking Beatrice's photo to sell on when..... MLF: "Beyatriss, Beyatriss! Just a quick futo of ya, if ya dint mind, aye, just like that...... Fuck that! Get out of the waya, Beyatriss! It's big Sam! Big Sam the Mag relagayata! Can ah have a qwickey pic, Sam? Aye?..... Gerrin! Ah bet ya loved relagayating the mags anaarl, Sam?"

The missus asked for pineapple on her pizza in a little place around the corner from where we staying in Rome a few years ago. Me;

McGeady Correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t his right foot for standing on?

Why don't you just call out @wykikitoon directly ?

I also shot some protestants for not being British

Can’t go to NI until you’re 18 for starters and all the catholics I shot had both arms but one was in a wheelchair

"Put tha grayavey down big Sam aah cannit sey ya beyooteefil fayace for me snap an yi dinnit wanna spoil that lovely waistcoat ya nanna knitted yi"

This was unfortunately timed

I had to pinch a screenshot as he banned me for taking the piss when he claimed he wasn't bald, he just chose to shave his head 😂

Look, he was one of the best players in League One at some point

WHERE’S MILTON FUCKEN NUNEZ?????

Some of the responses on the thread include Darren Bent and Henderson Ok I need to get out of there, can't be spending the whole afternoon laughing at me screen.

Aye and you probably never shot as many unarmed catholics as you did when you were 17 either.

Roman ultras upon reading it:

I'm talking about American Pie, not Dazzler's paedo box set.

Definitely bad aids for the little fanny rat.

I shall have you know I'm so far out of the pineapple closet my closet is the ANANAS from Ikea 🍍

https://youtu.be/4CWEqhfxzNU?si=m3rpuGbjpqYC97Y4 Chris Lumsdon talks about him in Undr the Cosh. I played against him upto u16 football. Best player I played against. That includes Carrick. Anyway, he confirms they bought the wrong Nunez. 😂

I remember Malbranque having some class games for Fulham, was mainly shite by the time he played for the mackems wasn't he and nobody else would have wanted him? Still makes it to the top of their list

Probably lucky it wasn’t a Margherita with a whole pineapple on top

She almost always does it, I said try something else in Rome but she asked anyway, said something about the customer being right, the lass serving was Scandinavian and said the chef wouldn't do it but she'd ask anyway. Anyway she got her pineapples.* *In a little dish by the side of her pizza.

Miley started nearly 14 games on the bounce at 17 having barely played a full first team game so it’s quite possible he was more in need of the rest.

tbf, you should do this if she's asking for pineapple on pizza in the Pizza Express in the Metro Centre. No excuse for it - no matter the location or if you're two tables over from La Cosa Nostra.

Stormy Daniels watching this and hearing those words and noises from Trump

I do!* * okay, so do you lot

Golden football rule, the longest-held grudges are the most enjoyable

It’s about the only time your ma will make Page 3.

I specified ‘male’ in order to stop some bell end saying that but it still didn’t work

Well we won't be able to rejoing the SM straight away that's for certain. However, I think we will halt dergulation and gradually reverse it to align with the EU again. What are the tories in opposition going to do about it? Wail about giving workers their rights back, regulating rivers again so shit isn't directly pumped into them? Not to mention you have to measure Labour gainst the counterfactual, 5 more years of conservative government. So aye, I think Labour will improve the economy by improving realtionships and trade with the EU and there isn't anything the Brexiters can do about it.

I think he’ll play Miley tomorrow. essentially the midfield is a choice of: 1) a bloke who has played just about every minute of 37 games this season. Plus flying to South America for more international games 2) An average injured midfielder who you can clearly tell is out of form (probably because of injury) 3) a 17 year old boy 4) A half fit midfielder who has played 6 games this season and is not up to speed yet. Probably being rushed back too quickly. 5) A young lad with a broken back who should have about 3 reserve games before even being considered

seriously though it's somewhat baffling that Longstaff has been playing injured (and poorly) with a fit and capable Miley on the bench.

Looks great. Must admit I'd love somewhere a bit out in the sticks instead of the new build shite I'm living in atm. One day maybe. CT will take that jacuzzi off your hands, no bother. Do you take crypto?

@The Fish... me new house (read money pit) on the edge of monmouth. quirky as fuck, love the half hexagon sitting room which id assume was where the tolls would've been taken. probably gonna be a year or two project to get it how we want it, but mrs bd absolutely loves it, exceptional walks along the wye valley literally on the doorstep l. up to now, £15k on a new septic tank, though the survey found this and they had to either get a new one put in themselves or reduce the original agreed selling price by the above for us to have the work done. £750 on roof repairs... ridge tiles either removed/refitted or replaced, 7 slates renewed, chimney repointed, lead flashing repaired. garden's fucking enormous but now looks like glastonbury on a very bad weather year due to the new tank going in, the massive willow tree roots had fucked the old brick built one. there's a fucking jacuzzi been left at the top of the garden which I was quite annoyed about, no idea really why any fucker wants to have a bath with their mates. anyway a bit of research seems to indicate it's worth about £4k secondhand, provided of course you can find somebody to buy the bloody thing and pay to have taken away! one thing they did leave next to the woodburning stove in the sitting room was a old blacksmith's anvil, thing weighs a ton and I'm guessing that's why they didn't take it, chuffed to bits with it, proper antique one and git to be worth £500ish if not a bit more!

Add to that the fact that Ashley put a lot of shit players on extended contracts as it was cheaper than buying replacements.

Good news for in store workers.

It's helped Gemmill keeping him the basement like.