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Our dog went fuckin mental when it was on, started howling at the screen

Aye, if they've had a parliamentary suspension of 10 sitting days or more, like Johnson had. It is a difficult one to get your head round. I think her constituents would have been more happy for her to go the reform route. Tbh Brexit has shafted large areas of Kent but they voted for it so fuck them. 👍

Or Pinball nonce

Poor dog.

In every important way except physical geography Harrogate is darn South. And even then its halfway down there. I managed 1:27 of that Irish song. Do I win a prize?

They do say dogs look like their owners

And Exile?

And that's how you use VAR. Decision made in seconds. Take heed premier league c**ts

My grandfather died in a Nazi concentration camp. He fell out a watchtower.

Spoken like a true nazi camp guard being interogated.

Victims of stalking ✅

Are you the zodiac killer? I recognise that coded language.

Definitely, and shitloads of Indians getting paid peanuts whilst being charged in at a prodigious day rate by someone like Infosys.

Tbh if I was Starmer I would just expel her from the party the minute after PMQs had concluded.

There was a job add I saw some months ago for Home Office iirc "Head of Cyber Security" based in London, salary was £57K. Fuck me, you wouldn't get a decent senior BA for that down there !!!!

'bike nonce' is a very scouse thing to say for twats on bikes iyam - If he'd just left it at bike nonce he'd have been fine. But he thought he'd be funny and take it further to get a few extra likes from the losers that follow him and it's bitten him on the arse. His defence will be that 'bike nonce' doesn't mean what is being said. But he won't be able to defend "ring 999 if Vine is outside a school on his bike" or asking if Vine went for tandem bike rides with rolf harris. The dumb cunt was begging to be sued.

No one ever accused them of being intelligent tbf - Despite Barton's Harvard college philosophy professor phase after he read a Chomsky book:

Being in the market for a Cozier-Duberry sounds like you're looking for an upgrade on your winter hat.

"Ah fuckin' na it's yee, Voldermort. Fool iz twice an aal that yi little bald daft cunt"

Jeremy Vine is suing him for repeatedly calling him a nonce, and Aluko is suing him for making up shit about her family. Basically, he's fucked and we'll get to see him play to the gallery of white incels who hang out the back of him on gb news very soon.

Good thread abourt Barton being sued, itll be good to see him fall apart as he loses

Aww, hopefully your missus has calmed down by now.

Why are we all overlooking Perchinho as the GOAT?

When he plays one-twos with the defenders legs and stuff like that. You’d think it was a fluke but he did it so often. This is the clip I think you meant btw:

Eh?

The whole fucking charade of this zombie government is beyond parody now. What are they even thinking by just letting what little support they have dwindle away? Just fuck off, man

The little meff is fucking skint already . The fact he is 'standing against defamation' over a tweet Vine posted asking if Barton maybe has a brain injury (an easy one to defend, given all the CTE conversations over the past few years), yet doesn't want to accept responsibility for repeatedly calling Vine a paedophile - "Ring 999 if he cycles past your kids primary school" etc (impossible to defend, the dopey scouse cunt) and accusing Aluko's dad of accepting 'dodgy money' to fund her education and lifestyle (completely baseless), is fucking hilarious to me since I can see how badly it's going to end for him. What is the betting that every penny of those raised funds came from sweaty, white virgins?

Their results have been solid, and kept them largely out of the shit for much of the season. Plus their football is pretty nice to watch too. I wouldn't be surprised to see him at a bigger club in the near future, maybe he'll be the next failure at spurs when their fans hound out big ange.

Based on our group games, the better team (by a mile) won. I think they have been the best team that we have faced all year.

Cunts.

Lynne, idea for new comedy show. It’s Never Sunny in Cullercoats.

Watched this in Eurovision semis tonight for Ireland.. this was nowhere near as weird as her live performance..is it your sister @ewerk?

And of course.

Forest and Everton have 1 or 2 pretty straight forwards cases to answer for. Man City have over a hundred. @LondonBlue has posted about it before, but it seems that neither party are interested in a swift resolution and so that's why it's dragging on. Adjacent to that is the ridiculous timing of the points deductions and reinstatements. This should have been wrapped up in the summer, or by that weird half winter break thing we had. That way the teams around them know what they need to do. If this happens again next season, you could very well get a scenario where some bureaucrats relegate the team who finished 17th after the 18th placed side wins their appeal the week after the season ends. It's bullshit.

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