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It’ll be a shame to see him go- he was the first “name” player to come in for us after Ashley, and did a sterling job as captain on and off the pitch. Best of luck to him

He already was their best player last season when we played them tbh

This shows how corrupt PSR is. How are we struggling to pay an extra £5m, with Saudi money backing us, for a defender yet a newly promoted team can spend £150m+ on an elite player?

Whatever he's done, could Danny Murphy, Rio Ferdinand, Dion Dublin and Martin Keown do the same thing, please?

just arrived... was me birthday a few weeks ago and me old man always sends a card with £30 in. ordered a 500g wedge of cabrales through a speciality shop called goo cheese in hebden bridge. fuck ballots, fuck fastest finger first, fuck marc guehi, fuck a right winger, in fact fuck nufc. I have a huge chunk of delicious spanish mould.

"Mein Fuhrer, Ipswich are bidding for Clarke! It's only £15m and Spurs have a hefty cut of that." "It's alright, it's never happening, why have warm, weak, Suffolk bitter when you can have moet champagne football by the sea. Nothing at all to worry about, haaaawaaaaaaaaay the MLFs! FTM."

'Like I said'. Fucking Sean Casey-lite.

But why would Clarke want to join a premier league club when he can have champagne football and wistfully watch the river where they built the boarts roll out of the city on the sea? Makes no sense at all.

Ummm... congratulations I guess?

fuck you yorkshire boy.

The last thing that girl needs is a national abortion ban.

Why don't you ring up and ask him? He's presenting right now on Talk Sport as the news breaks.

Dazzler outrage intensifies …

*pats Dazzler on the head* No offence sonny.

I hope he likes relegations.

The Donald- Spurs want a sell-on clause of £3million Methhead- “ £4 million seems pretty reasonable- give them a bell” 30 seconds later The Donald -“ They accepted my offer of £6 million immediately “ Don’t mess with The Negociator.

Setting aside the insurmountable issue of his wages, the problem with Sterling is that he feels like the sort of player that will treat us like a semi-retirement home. He's done his trophies at City, he got his big payday at Chelsea, and realistically he'd be coming here with a very small chance of doing anything other than top 4 finishes. I doubt those are the conditions that would get the best out of him. This isn't a slight on his character btw, I'm just talking about how a bloke that has won the domestic treble, a few PL titles, etc, gets himself up for "the big push for top 4" in his 30s.

£15m + performance related add ons according to sky. So £15m. Spurs get £6m of that

The funniest thing about it is that Spurs are taking 40% of whatever 'huge' fee they get for him.

Is Lascelles still captain of the canteen, do we know?

shagging goldfish I heard.

Don't tell me, this is the first line in your new stand up routine? I've only developed a hairy chest in my 50s ffs, and only now it's spreading to my belly. MY FUCKING BELLY. FUCK YOU GOD. This is not to mention the hair that is sprouting out of (nearly*) every orifice. * If it starts growing on my bellend I am going postal.

do you really need to ask? He’s an accountant

I get powerful Basil Brush vibes.

Powerful rumours that Hawk Tuah is announcing Harris on to stage tonight. Locking up the lads who like sloppy blow jobs vote.

Don't you fucking dare mention 5 foot 7 in the same paragraph as Ryan Fraser again. I am a monster among men stood next to people like Ryan Fraser.

Isn't that the club motto of Hamas fc?

well no. not really my fault I'm hanging out here with a bunch of blokes who'd probably take a cheese slice to a football match.

TBD and his disabled chauffer stopping off at Wetherby services for a spot of lunch before the next game.

Have you put a hole in the cheese yet you dirty fucker?

we signed any cunt yet? /thebrokendoll

How different ‘September’ by Earth, Wind and Fire would’ve been with that opening line

The One Show will never be the same again.

So, we'll never hear him commentate again.

Ooof.

He'll love it at Everton under the smack head Phil Mitchell. All corners, every cross, every throw in, all free kicks. Plus he doesn't have to be half as fit and will have plenty of time to get his fuck on in Stanley Park with random passers by.

As in other windows, we are focusing on the SPECIFIC players we've identified in the areas we need to improve. We totally do need to improve the defence btw. I think we know we won't get Guehi when he's signing pre-contracts, cos we won't pay him the sort of wage others will offer in those circumstances. We want him, and it's now or never, so we're paying his post-Euros cost because that's how highly we value filling the right sided CB slot with a young bloke with PL experience. If one of our right wing targets is available for the right money in this window, I'm sure we're currently trying to sign them too. The idea that we are somehow foregoing [UNNAMED RW] by "wasting" the money on Guehi is stupidly simplistic. The notion that we can just take that money and apply it to a different position when we have no idea what the targets are that we have in that area, or what the wage demands would he for a £70m [UNNAMED RW]. We don't know who the RW targets are and what their cost is. But it sounds like we are actively trying to bring one of them in AT THE SAME TIME as we are trying to sign Guehi. Maybe it's not one or the other at all.

Lots of mackem talk on twatter about that. Evidently because of the sell on fee they reckon unless someone pays £25-£30 Mill they should be told to fuck off. The fact that the player is only worth£15 Mill escapes them, it appears they think the buying club should pay the player value PLUS compensate/cover them for the sell on fee.

The latina chicks?

Only another fucking keeper.