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Roy Keane to turn up in an England kit in the second half and score your third.

Carsley played for Ireland. He’s not daft. He’s probably just scared James McLean will leave something ticking under his bike seat.

Filth all round

Lovely flick 👌

Well done Jack Grealish, very happy for him.

So I’m sitting here watching MK Dons v Walsall. And it’s shite. Think there are more people in my fucking living room than in the ground. Anyway, only watching these cunts so as to check out their style of play before we play them in the League cup. Half time and checking out when our game against them is. And it is the other fucking ‘Dons’. Bastards

Good. It's what you get for trying to post it on here.

Two be sure!

Well done Declan Rice, very happy for him.

“Ahm not defending him or owt marra, but hews ta sayah that his bairn didn’t want to bey buh’reed undah the patio.”

If Fred had scored a couple of goals past the mags, they’d be campaigning for his murder hovel to be given protected status

Reversed in to a lamp post- no serious damage, just a little al dente?

that reminds me; what do you call a fake noodle? an impasta

Well at least Juan person thought it was funny.

Potato stoning is the traditional Irish method.

The papers in this country, just gotta love 'em. 'FURY AS NOBODY GIVES A FUCK!' The stock photo as well, man! 'Get two youngish, wokish looking females as a photo drinking latte or something. Make sure they're worth having a hate wank over.'

Jeff Powell. That cunt has been writing crap like that since I was a kid. I remember seeing his stupid little photo next to all his pieces. Look up little Englander Tory cunt in the dictionary and you'll see that face.

Also, Mackems on holiday update: no football tops but they were near us on the plane. Clapped when the plane landed, cheered when the rep read out their hotel name on the transfer and spent an hour pointing out words on road signs that were similar to English ones

is anybody been giving grief to the bloke whose stuck the shiping container and the fence outside the east stand? personally never heard owt but then I don't do twitter. I do think he probably deserves some, but I don't care that much either way. anyway, apparently he has according to rawk which makes us the most lamentable cunts on the planet, far, far worse than a group of supporters who ransacked their way round europe before killing 32 italians, 4 belgians, 2 french men and one from northern ireland and then blaming every fucker else apart from themselves. the disgusting, murdering, bindipping cunts.

What choo talkin about?

It must sting that they are two of our most bang average too.

Fucking hell, I think it’s time for Higgins to go and live on a farm

That photo gets better every time I look at it. A slice of honey roast ham in a suit.

She's a fucking arsehole. On the plus side, I haven't heard a peep out of her since the election. I'm off twitter, I don't watch her crap show, and she's not popping up every five minutes making excuses for the Tories cos no one gives a fuck about the Tories anymore. So she barely exists anymore, which is great.

The other members of the England press pack should be pulling this bloke to one side and saying "you know you're just a big daft cunt, don't you?"

Love his wine bars.

Uh oh. Ray Winston voice: Do we wreally want an England manager that finks he downt av to sing ver neshnul enfum??

Transfer window finally sunk in.

Just been for some food with the wife as I cba cooking. Sat waiting for dinner and a massive wave of emotion just hit me and I started to cry I read at lunch about Rub Borrow's bairns doing something at the new MND centre in Leeds in tribute at their father. It popped in my head at dinner and I was going to tell the wife and then this emotion just hit me. Fuck me, the menopause has hit me early.