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The Black snails?

🎵 We're too sexy for the smogs Too sexy for the smogs We...don't....use....our....bogs And we're Too sexy for the Mags Too sexy for the Mags We...can't...match...their....flags I'm a mackem, you know what I mean And my owner gave up our little cat bar Yeah, in the cat bar In the cat bar yeah He gave the fucking Mags our little cat bar And I'm too sexy for Milano Too sexy for Milano We founded... Athletic....Bilbao And we're too sexy for your leyague Too sexy for your leyague No way we're Niall Quinn disco dancing 🎶

Flag display, floating turd I think 🤷‍♂️

6-0 to us

It's the hoaxer's tache.

Come on, it’s obviously a, erm, slug?

For our friends in the Antipodes looking for the kick off times… ¡slɐıuoloɔ pǝʞɔnɟ ʇǝ⅁

canny goal. but fuck him, celebrating like that with the mackems. if he was my lad I'd chop his fucking feet off.

Black shat

CIVIL WAR

Looks more like a manky old banana to me. Although if the general consensus is it resembles Wearside Jacks tache, I'm happy to agree

The Lambton worm?

🤣

Probably refused Saudi and now we don’t have minteh so howe’s giving him the Fraser treatment. Obviously, this is completely not the case, but let’s say it is.

Wow. Back to the 80s with that language

I think you know my feelings on him. He is the type of bloke that has decade long affairs with his secretary. A smarmy salesman.

His attitude is fucking stinking at the minute.

complete lack of any atmosphere for their biggest home game of the season. must all have been rendered speechless by that flag display.

Fuck me, I've just seen a Skechers Slip ins advert with Harry Kane, Jamie Redknapp and Snoop Dogg Hearing Kane try and say Skechers Slip In's Some mother fucker is having a right laugh.

That was my assumption like. Edit, aye, he is: The one I really can't stand on there is Biffo the Bear. Allegedly one of us but so far up the mackem's arseholes he's licking the cheyse off the back of their front teeth. Of course they all love him "Hey's alreyate fer a mag". Anyway, I see they are doing a flag display for the Boro match (derby match if they win). "This is Weardside". The amount of times they've had a go at us for using placca flags..... What I find funny is you know this is guaranteed to start them arguing about us and fighting amongst themselves. There's so many things they create to end up arguing amongst themselves, getting angry in the process. "Geordies think they invented flags!!!!". The only place I have ever heard that said is there. And then they actually feel the need to disprove this utter horseshit they have just made up themselves.

Yeah but watching it at home you miss out on the gypsies and coked up wankers in the stadium, truely a reason to spend so much money.

It’s definitely his attitude like, it’s fucking lifting. He looks like he’d rather be anywhere else tbh. Honestly would prefer the Miggy, Trips and Longstaff combo down the right from the 4th place season at the minute. Let that tell you how bad it is

How could I forget that little hemorrhoid?

You can argue he's got something to prove to NUFC since he came in, absolutely, but his patter is also David Brent levels as well being a pretty obvious arse licker. Maybe I'm being harsh on his crack being shit but it really is. Fine if you're delivering but if not.....?

I wonder if this is why the Everton fans turned on him. He clearly thinks he is above tracking back ferociously like he was last year. The kid thinks he is prime Zidane right now.

Keep going...

Good old fashioned jawdee Arabia punishment, I like it.

🙂

Happy birthday Alexosaurus.

I was 50 last week if that makes you feel any better.

Desperate and needy - meet needy and desperate

Tell you what. It's nice to have the headache for who to start in midfield though isn't it? IT's a shame its in certain area's but that will hopefully come.

quite an easy going bloke me, not prone to taking on irrational dislikes of people, however when now tv or whatever the fuck channel it was panned in on him and mitchell sat together at craven cottage the cunt heightened an already grim day. can't see what the fuck the bloke offers to our cause, a smarmy insincere cunt whose pr stunts fool nobody other than the profoundly stupid, a player whose career never progressed beyond newmarket town reserves. was tottenham's lee charnley for a few years. then fucked off to the footballing backwater of america. bloke's a cunt. he singlehandedly makes me never want to set foot in the stack, ever.

Man Utd couldn't beat Palace. But at least they can fucking smash league one Barnsley

Whilst we’re on, this fucking weasel can join the crew getting fucked.

Paqueta must have big money on West Ham's pass completion being sub 50%.

I'll be watching this.

Make sure no one's using your new dialup first though.

you're both probably too young to be on here really.

I wonder if 45 is the year he was born. If so the cunt is a year off 80 and spends his days trawling a Sunlin message board looking for companionship. His time would be better spent not getting hard for prostitutes tbh.

Saw them at the COOP in Manchester earlier in the summer… utterly brilliant.. got bread, milk and bacon for the morning too

He's addicted to puns, and that was the punning addict's equivalent of injecting heroin between your toes.

Way to use three vague accountancy terms and throw them together to almost make sense

Surprised he didn’t accidentally drop the act completely and sign off with - de youse hate the mags anarl?

I don't know. Let me consult the spreadsheet I made showing my available skills and report back.

i'd play him at fulham and wimbledon if isak is out. at least he'd give us a presence up front. osula looks quick and strong at least. gordon is mint but he's not a CF. osula's lack of minutes suggests howe doesn't think he's ready for the PL yet. we needed a third choice development striker but it increasingly looks like we also needed a second choice CF because we can't rely on wilson and isak is prone to the odd injury too

Love how CT lives like a 13 year old staying up to watch the first free 10 minutes of porn in his own house.