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Disappointing draw for them today but their biggest game of the weekend is tomorrow anyway

What's funny here is that they think Coventry are some type of nemesis. Coventry, however, are unaware of this.

Every fucking time! Hahaha

The ghost of Jimmy Hill working his hoodoo again. Long live the chin.

This thread has had me in stiches. Making stuff up and getting annoyed about it at it's finest. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mourinho-wants-mags-job-if-howe-leaves.1643988/ "He is a busted flush. I am all for it. Followed by the Saudis getting bored moving on to Spurs and financially crippling them. League one could do with them in for a year or two." "He’s been nailed on for it since the Saudis arrived. He’s even started his exit strategy in Turkey" "Every game will be 90 mins of hissy fits followed by 6 days of infamy infamy" "Oh god can you imagine the press conference? ‘Who are sunderland?’ Or some shit cheesey line to get their thick fanbase on board." "Be great him falling out with Isak or Bruno G-String"

Just borrowing this tbd, promise to bring it back.

Bilbo lived to be 131, you're only just middle aged. Congratulations!

There can’t be many places left in North Tyneside that HMHM hasn’t done a quick shift in. I’ll see you in my place after Christmas, mate

mackems being classy.

Its weird, that's not like them at all?

84 year old Nancy Pelosi has turned on 81 year old Joe Biden, blaming him for the election loss. There should be an upper age limit for politicians. Fucking dickheads.

https://twitter.com/FutbolShIrTALIA/status/1855165258979012726?t=zXyk6oxhcV6PaX8ZApGQow&s=19 This is what Shearer should've done to Barton at Anfield or whichever goon was in charge for the game at Leicester to Janmaat and Williamson.

There needs to be retrospective bans for stuff like that. Also, it’s great to see Real Madrid struggling

Stupidly ordered a football shirt from a British online shop for 65 quid. Wife had to pay an extra 18 Euros in taxes to the courier. Thank you CT, you tosspot.

Sadly they have

Strictly Come Dancing ✅

Other than a home spanking in 1988 I just associate Coventry with routine 4-0 home wins in the PL whereas to Sunderland.......

Cake for second breakfast! Happy Birthday Robin!

Working themselves into a lather about a scenario dreamed up from their imagination, love it.

Bruno G-String?

And yet Keith would shag his nanna to swap Howe for Wenger 2.0 and because it’s just what he does on Saturdays.

in the home end loads of times over the years, not always with the best of intentions as a young man easily led astray. probably one of the most memorable was a cup game against forest. coach load of us tanked up after a boisterous afternoon in the olde trip to jerusalem decided it would be a good idea to go in the trent end smack bang in the middle of the miners strike. burst in to a chorus of geordie's aren't scabs, fuckers are all scattered until they realised there was only about 40 us.... I've never been so pleased to see the police in all me life! got an escort round the side of the pitch to the away end and a proper ear bashing of brian clough, never clipped any of us mind, think he saved the slaps for his own supporters!

I've sat in the home end at Bolton, Sunderland and Wigan iirc. The Sunderland game was where Kieran Richardson scored a screamer. Never again. I think the bloke in that interview nails the bit about the flawed ballot though. The club can get fucked if it thinks I'm paying £37 to chuck my name in a hat when they refuse to say how big the hat is or how many names are in it. (Probably because they know half of the members would then cancel)

As traitors go Garland is up there right beside Trump . If the DoJ (& the FBI) wasn’t riven with placemen cunts such as him then Trump wouldn’t be near a ballot slip, he’d be behind bards. Trump has bought them all. When he assumes power this process will accelerate at an eye watering rate. Congress & senate will need to pass a lot of it, have they got the balls to stand up to him? Maybe, but the SCOTUS don’t answer to anyone…

You're not wrong. And wtf is happening to football when you start playing games on a Saturday at eight o'clock at night, man? Having looked at the fixtures I also noticed there's a bit of a grudge match in the lower leagues not too far away......

https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/fulham-kick-newcastle-fan-out-home-end-3371316?ito=twitter_share_article-top

100% He's effectively moaning that he only wants to see his kids once a fortnight.

Ah yes, because calling the league corrupt is much better than calling it stinky.

Your CV

I'll be honest, I don't really read your posts?

This reminds me of Adrian Mole aged 13 3/4, when his parent divorced and they were arguing who would NOT have custody over the kid. I mean Jesus Christ, he's been given weekends, he's "won". She does all the mundane shit and he does all the fun stuff. Tbh he sounds like an absolute arseclart.

But much, much funnier if they hadn't done so under Klopp.

they’ve got no CMs. Will Hughes was suspended and Wharton has had to have an op.

25-60. No exceptions. Gives time to get youthful deftness out of the system, and gets rid of them before they turn mental/conservative. I’d consider a mandatory break of a few years too, if they’re a career politician, so that they get experience of actual work

Trump didn't even get more votes than the last election, people just didn't bother to turn out for the Democrats. Its pretty still the same number of deplorables, its just they vote every time. It's almost as if cosying up to the Cheneys and other right wing ghouls isn't going to energise lefties

Musk can't even keep Twitter Spaces online for an hour for his big special events with Trump and DeSantis. The idea he's hacked the US election is nonsense. The cunts are the majority there. That's all that's happened.

In fairness, I thought he was just talking about Turkey in general so there are thicker people than Wyki here

The CV will be remaining blank from my redundancy last year. The 'current' job came around last year trying to tap some of us up before we shut, I got an email a few weeks ago from them asking me to send my CV again if I was still interested? I did that then they passed it to a fucking employment agency to take me on via the said agency. I'd already applied for the job I'm leaving them for which will be a bit more suited to my skills and is permanent with a decent enough pension and a slightly better shift pattern for basically the same money. I need to build my pension up tbh. Also, as if I didn't need enough incentive, one or two of the people working where I am are poisonous, have too much time on their hands, moaning lazy Packers who twist about doing the most basic thing when they do fuck all already and one of the cunts got my old workmate sacked two days ago. He started on the same day as me through the agency. I'd have stayed* if the new job didn't come up as it was the easiest job I've ever had but mind bendingly boring and unfortunately you had to try and dumb down a bit with a few of my colleagues in the many hours of sitting around doing fuck all who were thick as fuck, younger and with a bizarre sense of how good and clever they were. Never been in a place like it. *Till I found somewhere else.

Well just completed week four of the new job, I'll be handing my notice in on Tuesday I reckon....... I'm leaving for another job.....

Dippers should all be neutered

Upcoming football managers should study Jose Mourinho's decline, the prick was probably too arrogant to keep up with the times and its been thoroughly satisfying to see his career nosedive. Helped that it was at clubs like ManU and Spurs too. Only he can be arrogant enough to think a club with proper ambition and resources would still want him.

There’s growing evidence of toxic masculinity already. Seen numerous screenshots off twatter of “your body, my choice” responses to women and a fair few comments on bluesky of young teen girls being harassed with same phrase at schools.

He's right though. Turkish league is for fucking LOSERS