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It means CT has just moved one rung up the pyramid scheme he’s been trying to flog us for months by recruiting Trump.

You’ll have no pictures soon.

Nice to see that patient confidentiality is alive and well.

Thank fuck for that, given his skills at manoeuvering motor vehicles he'd be fucking lethal with a scalpel

I’d love to go to Japan, like. Not for whatever Ewerk has just sent though. Not a chance I’m clicking that to find out and get my laptop seized.

Careful. The club’s stasi roam this forum

Aye, pinball, that’s why you want to go there… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burusera

Probably do about 40 books a year, but my job is a doss. Most reading is done once the mrs has fell asleep at 9pm, fuck watching the shite on the telly

No you predicted that the club’s communications on this matter were of no real concern and this time for a change you guessed correctly. Me and Wykiki asked relevant questions and it was talked through between us and we came to the same conclusion that you did after you stated that you worked in a bank and how the fuck should you know anything, which is a conclusion many of us had reached some time ago

i just opened the botman thread thinking it was the isak one and saw the news about his him being out for 8 weeks due to a procedure to remove fluid from his knee

"Oh hi there, I'm Elon. You might be wondering what I am up to. Well you'd be right to wonder. I am currently in the office of the DoD - no not dungeons and dragons you silly goose - D O D - By the way, did you know I am the greatest D&D player ever, officially too. I definitely didn't pay someone to be the best in my place like I did that other game, which also didn't happen. I digress, I am here searching "gay" in the computer - though, unfortunately all I am seeing are photos of airplanes and not massive willies - so they're being deleted. Obviously. Anyway. I'd best get back to it."

You want to try living here, mate

My Goodreads stats also suggest that my concentration span is deteriorating along with the state of the world.

I’ve read two Orlando Figes - Natasha’s Dance - A Cultural History of Russia A People's Tragedy: The Russian Revolution, 1891-1924 (Which was a fucking door stop but brilliant) and The cards of the gambler by Benedict Kiely which was less heavy

https://iandunt.substack.com/p/the-dawn-of-a-new-europe?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=1833442&post_id=158578570&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=172gw&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email Reasons to be positive.

* His spaceX rocket exploded again (2 in a row marra)

So are we all in agreement then? It's not Bunce's fault, it's not Howe's fault, it's not Mitchell's fault, or Botman's. It's just one of those things.

Oh and my Pal the knee surgeon isn't PL

The original report said he'd taken a knock on his knee so if true that would have nowt to do with an early/over-strenuous return.

Bunce:

That's your International Women's Day prize sewn up to go with the Parent of the Year. 🙂

It’s not that I don’t believe what the club or Howe says. It’s that I don’t have the medical knowledge that can get me from “almost ready for the next game, not quite there” to “he’s got fluid on the knee, he needs an op and is out for 8 weeks” Is it a chronic condition? Had the issue been ongoing, was it being managed thoughtout his recuperation from his ACL, if it was that bad why was he almost in contention for a place on the bench v Fulham etc etc?….… anyway, I’ll leave you to your latest book “Lee Harvey Oswald definitely killed JFK by acting alone, the FBI are stand up guys”

Read at least one book a week. Hate to think what the percentage is here.

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Peter Schamone?

A nice holiday pic of HMHM trying to have a bit of craic with the locals.

If they're coming back 1330 Monday they'll miss the match. Apart from that it's brilliant

It’s great living like Schroedinger’s cat.

Aye as soon as the noshes dry off he'll be fucking crying out for a boring, centrist Brian Badonde impersonator - and I hope we're all in agreement that he can fuck clean off. The only thing worse than being a yank is bucking a yank - the only thing worse than either is having a yank refuse to let you get your hole. Wyki's pal is pond life IMO.

Love it. Love everything about it.

This would still be better than Joe Kinnear trying to sign Shane Ferguson from the club we'd loaned him to

For where we're at you're looking at cast offs from the best sides in that situation. No one is going to send us any promising youngsters knowing that they're not going to get regular time so you're looking at a situation like Villa where they're loaning established players no longer wanted by their sides and those players are few and far between.

Tbf he has proof.

This says a lot about our attacking options off the bench. Still, nothing another CB won’t sort.

Is that how the Mrs got introduced to Wilson then?

If we get a positive result on this, I'd like to move on to agree which of his knees is injured.

FA making sure he say goodbye to his career with a MOTM performance on Monday night

Japan is like nowhere else. Have been for work a few times but only ever to Tokyo. Would love to take the family for a trip to see all of Japan but my girls are only 8 and 5 so probably need to wait a few years. If you don’t get to sumo there then there is a grand sumo tournament at The Royal Albert Hall in October. It’s only the second time it has ever been outside Japan.

Overplaying Botman when he'd just returned from long term injury feels more like asking for trouble than rolling the dice

They’d be handier the weekend after you’d have thought

It's one of the mams in the bairns football WhatsApp group. The GK can't play next week cos Mams never driven there before

Sounds like as long as he's getting sucked off in the brash American style, he's prepared to keep his mouth shut. And who can honestly blame him?

The wages for those two would be astronomic and given the way other clubs have treated us, it's unlikely we could get someone who would make a difference. Especially as they would've hopefully just been bench warmers.

We should pay a crack team of Everton operatives to set off some fireworks, but this time in the Liverpool players' hotel rooms. Get them in there a couple of days early rigging the drawers and cupboards and stuff. Have them turn up to the game WW1 shellshocked.

Very versatile players, I like it.