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I’m on a, really rather gentile and benign, facebook group about early retirement and this was just put up by the admin.

Thanks for ruling that out.

Anyone remember the time sky showed the top 11 when Liverpool were eleventh? Apparently they were discussing the fight for the CL spots here....

Bloke who wrote the article still thinks the semi final vs us was a potentially fatal blow in their quest to win the Carabao Cup. Only time will tell.

We did this today as well and then the larger of our two dogs (she’s an 8 stone monster) took the runniest of runny shits on the patio. Cunt did it right under where the clothes were hanging out as well just to make sure it was extra stressful to clean up.

Old Newcastle would balls this 9 times out of 10. But old Newcastle would have got twatted at Wembley too.

Got the cushions out of hibernation and cleaned the garden furniture before cracking a can open about an hour ago, the missus was giving me evils till I opened a can of Pina colada for her then the look changed.....

14th vs 5th. A clash for the ages.

First piece of the Amorim jigsaw according to the commentators though. The leeway that man has been given is incredible. I mean granted he's taken a tough job with a shite overvalued overpaid squad but they still go on about him as if he's some revolutionary wizard who will inevitably figure it out and all he needs is time to get there. The bloke did well at Sporting. One club in an average league ffs. He's also shown himself to be inflexible and tactically naive so far not to mention greatly boost morale around the club by publicly calling his players and team shite numerous times. But Sky and the like will of course call all that 'sticking to his principle' etc. We'll good on them. Here's hoping he continues this trajectory and turns out to be another Ten Hag.

I only have one month left to finish my job at the high school where I've been a teacher for the past two years. Yesterday my students gave me a gift.

So if this stays 0-0 we’ve got two games in hand above all teams above us with the chance to go 3 points clear of 4th and within 1 point of 3rd. We need to be giving Leicester a statement-defining twatting tomorrow.

A reminder that big chinned, fake Chilean cheat Ben Brereton "Diaz" is currently out on loan at Sheffield United. Not considered good enough for a team that only got 10 points from 31 games.

I listened to that. He actually came across alright. Loves his gigs apparently and was at Glastonbury which I found funny for some reason. Just him stood there like he's in his technical area.

I'll reserve judgement on it till Carra says what happened.

VVD getting sent for a taxi there

Liverpool getting wrecked by Fulham. The double's on.

I think it was originally meant to protect against the likes of that bloke who owned Man City (Shiniwatra?) or the Pompey bloke and a couplle of others who ran up debts they couldn't clear. It was only when people who could afford it like Villa, Forest and us that its bonus purpose of limiting the ambitious became clear. At that point it should have been scrapped but the useful idiots of Fulham, Brentford and Bournemouth etc would rather scrap around with the limited clubs for top 10 than see any change at the top.

If PSR was supposed to protect Europe’s “biggest” clubs (aye, fuck off Chelsea on that number however you’re measuring it) then it’s blatantly failing… https://archive.is/t7RRi

They've won fuck all doing it too. Not like us sexy bastards.

“It’s really hard being a single mam with fake hair, tits and teeth and working full time as a ‘talent acquisition expert’. Anyway here is a picture of me in Dubai with my chebs out. Please note, my kid was with his grandparents and I was getting my back blown out by a sheik with a Porsche. Happy Monday guys!”

Aye, he usually comes across ok, still wouldn't want him anywhere near us.

Give it to Dychey!

Flange looking like the cat that got the cream cos Spurs managed to beat Southampton. Striding about the pitch with a big grin on his face as Southampton are relegated.

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See the union, Craig, there should be more than two of you, it's not right or safe.

That’s a Super Sunday to my liking.

Our GD isn't as good as Forest's, City's or Chelsea's so we could do with giving them a right tonking. Nothing less than 7-0 will do.

Same. Desperate for a Man United win though, which feels awful. Need something from Brentford in this second half too.

I guarantee if there was fuck all riding on it for us and you just wanted to watch Man City turn over Man United, the red team would pull a result out of their arses like they did at the Etihad earlier on this season. Now? Fully expecting a comfortable away win.

Just seen the replay. Appealing for a foul as well.

Everyone was waxing lyrical about NFTs making them a fortune. Until they weren't. Some divvy is sitting with a £1m JPEG of a chimpanzee in a sailor hat.

Soft cunt, we're gonna win the double.

OK then just for you, Captain Breadstick! Forest are NAILED ON for the CL.

are you predicting forest are already champions league bound?? ANSWER THE QUESTION BRITTLE BONES.

Well let's hope so DICKSPLASH!

Man United v Man City tomorrow and Liverpool are playing so they'll be keeping Carragher and Neville on ice for the derby that doesn't matter anymore.

I’m absolutely shocked that Anthony Taylor was the ref in the shambolic Palace vs Brighton game. Shocked

Howe has signed 22 players since he came to the club. The only real flop is Ashby. But you've got to speculate to accumulate when you buy kids. https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/eddie-howe/spielertransfers/trainer/10976/plus/0/galerie/0?station_id=342157

LinkedIn has been a home of bullshit and dick waving for years. 'on the way to work this morning my 2 year old said to me, daddy we are so fortunate to have you and I feel I should give my pocket money to homeless people' Aye fuck. Off.

Hey, I don't even drive a Tesla.

Comes across as a good lad who loves winding people up. What's not to like.

ah, I didn’t realise that was an option. i predicted every remaining result like a sad twat

Forest running 15 points ahead of their expected points. We're running almost 6 points ahead, but Forest are having a breakout season that is driven massively by short term positive variance.

Got tests back, got full works done, full blood count, thyroid, iron, Magnesium, B12 all look normal, so I don't have diabetes Inflammation (CRP and ESR both slightly elevated) about 12 and 15 but doc off today and not seen the results but back on Mon, so asked if she would give me a call. Could well be post viral fatigue / long covid if everything else looks normal. No real evidence of ME / MS / MND in the family so fairly confident it isnt that Was feeling grand with the wee man for the match on Weds, we walked 25k steps on Weds, stood most of the game in LWC L7 and 17k steps yesterday, absolutely fecked today mind you! Sleeping and eating well.

It takes some doing to outperform a Russian gangster in the dodgy bastard leagues, but to give credit where it's due Boehly has done a great job 👏