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I love this team man, what a bunch of lads. Of the countless wonderful things that have happened in the last 3 years making a habit of embarrassing Manyoooo is one of the top things on the list for me. Just another thing I never thought I'd see, as regular as this sort of result has become, I think Gemmill mentioned our record against the likes of these and other big games recently, I'm still pinching meself half the time and I hope that feeling never goes away because whats the point if you can't truly enjoy these days. It's the manner of these results as well, we've absolutley blown them away and we play the kind of football people love to see especially when the talk of the town is the boring sideways football lacking character prevalent these days. Even mainstream pundits are (begrdugingly I'm sure) openly admitting it now. Barnes sensational, what a weapon to have. The cup final performance seems to have just lifted him. Tino so impressive again, so happy to see his slight downturn in form was very temporary. And Tonali where do you even start? The goal, the energy and physicality, his movement to link play and cover the full pitch, the understanding of the game coupled with technical brilliance; it feels strange to say in a team with Isak, Bruno but he might really be our best overall player. Mental. There have been a number of outstanding performers this season; Isak, Hall, Burn probably the top for me alongside Tonali but he's been the gamechanger this season in terms of what's different in the squad from last year. Just another month of keeping this up, the final stretch to what already is our best season in 70 years but could get even better. Another day of spending an unholy amount of time on Youtube awaits.

What?! Wouldn't want to be next to you in the trenches, it would be over flowing with piss. We'll be fine man.

Good to see the Beeb looking at what’s important this morning in the wake of the game: it then goes on to say: How’s that fucking relevant this season? They’re 17 points clear of the third bottom team Ipswich, who can get a maximum of 18 points from from their remaining games (and have a much worse goal difference). Seeing them finish 4th bottom would be great though.

It’s funny what a run in the team can do for a player. I probably preferred him over Gordon in the early days but Barnes was out for a long time last season and AGs game went up another level. i think Barnes has 8 goal in 15 starts. Deadly. He can easily get 15 goals in a season. His intensity was superb yesterday as well.

Well unlike @ohhh_yeah I haven’t won a fortune and been jetting off around the world ….congratulations by the way, great stuff. But I managed to jettison my phone into fuckin orbit and shatter the fucker, and then the pain in the arse of forgetting my password! ….and due to low funds because of serious liver abuse (said liver being on its arse) because of celebrating like a bastid lunatic for what seems like months, a health worker mate of mine wondering how I’m still alive …but here I am, albeit a dribbling idiot and today has only added to that …..HTFL You beautiful black and white bastards

Did you know about pneumonia before everyone else? That’s a hell of a pun if not 😄

For Fergie, for Mike Riley, for the countless insufferable UNITED fans who are oh so quiet these days. HAVE IT YOU TWATS

So funny how deflated Isak was when Bruno scored

Barnes will tuck in and give him space to bomb on whereas Murphy has to stay wide to deliver crosses off his stronger foot. If we end up with a left footer on the right wing, it’ll allow Tino to do the same down that flank IMO

Never trust a badge kisser…. I’ll be reminding Tonali of that when he comes back from his loan spell too

indeed

Who’s this cunt?

Gentlemen *tips hat* I’m putting today’s win down to the fact that we had an old skool catch up today. JawD kindly invited myself, Pud, Jill and Ritchie to the game. I also took that new baby that I had 5 minutes ago and gave him the day off his GCSE revision. There was lots of reminiscing and disbelief at how old we are. Anyway, beating that lot will always be amongst my happiest days and it was much needed today ❤️

I'll post a picture of myself in them later, that'll fucking teach you.

Rumoured 3rd shirt according to twitter

Aye, also it's just objectively pretty exciting in terms of goals scored etc. An example being, both us and Sunderland are 4th in our respective leagues. They have scored 1 more goal than us. But played 11 more games.

Holly Bacon 😂😂😂😂

Sandro is a serious contender for player of the season. No mean feat given the way Isak has played and all the goals he’s scored. His move to DM was absolutely pivotal to our turnaround. Teams no longer play through us like they did at times last season with Bruno in that role and he’s an absolute unit defensively and a Rolls Royce on the ball.

Eddie Howe playing fitness issues close to the chest is so in character it's almost satire

Tino's crossing seems to be much better with his left foot bizarrely. Can think of three goals in the last four games that have come from his crosses whereas he was very poor in his delivery from rightback. He's always looked a better leftback for us than rightback imo. Tripps has been excellent since he came back into the team as well.

FYP

Their match day attendances show this to be more Morlock fantasy.

They now have a premier league thread on which virtually every comment is…don’t watch it anymore/boring/spoilt by money/sterile/shit/controlled by big 6 etc etc, and most would rather watch the fast paced excitement of the championship and wish premier league would fuck off https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/premier-league.1653069/

we could romp the premier league next season win the champions league isak wins the golden boot isak wins the ballon d'or keith...... team full of blockers, isak worth £5m max. the stupid fucking cunt.

Errrrrr, go fuck yourself, Craig? 😄 I imagine you’ll have left all your housework for me to do aswell on the off chance I’d pop back in.

Bit like that 🙂

I watched MOTD and their coverage was just as biased as Sky. All focussed on what Man U are doing wrong and nothing on how we outplayed them

as if it wasn't hilarious enough that this obsessed, bitter cunt has been completely and utterly broken by nufc, there's the added bonus that every single time he posts he confirms he had.no peers in stupidity. the fucking tragic, clueless mackem cunt, have another one keith lad....

Just got back from the shed… Saw your post and had no choice. Thanks for the mammaries

Special day out for the Mackems

Just wanders back in like lady Godiva after a day on the sauce without inviting the rest of us and it's 'ooooh my old local'..... Anyway, alright, Cath.

Also, the place I booked for dinner doesn't do food anymore, so I got to watch the full second half, but I'm NOT very popular atm.

Cue the fewm and mass resignations…

Actually I'm 95% sure I started the match thread for that one. Pope did his bit, but credit where it's due.

Thought it was fucking horrific first time around, but that version is actually ok.

Aye but that's just because they're shite tbf. Saying that, they really stuck it to our average PL side in the cup didn't they? Joelinton going off and a hectic period with injuries galore let them off the hook, we battered them in the first half with easiest of ease, proper men against boys which was a surprise from reading rtg in the build up to it.

He took one of the most successful cycling clubs in it's era to doing fuck all in the space of 3 seasons. They're fucking dogger now. Yet still have one of the biggest budgets in cycling

I expect Keith talks to the pigeons about us too. On the rare occasions he goes out...

It’s going to be a few season before the media finally let go of this and realise they are not a good team anymore.

Thought the badge kisser was a little slow off the mark yesterday but then had a solid game.

We're finishing third imo. If Arsenal implode second isn't even impossible. We've got to get away from this negativity and self doubt of the past. We're mint now man, there on merit. Of the teams above us, we've drawn the champions elect at home and we'll beaten them away in a final, and beaten Arsenal and Forest both THREE times.

I don't think this particular lesson stuck with people, if I'm honest with you

Do they?! I used to just tell them off a lot for calling people cunts and remind them when the clocks changed. Oh and I doled out medical advice but I think Renton still has that covered 😄 But thank you. This is a good place to be 😘

Close enough for you?