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WALLOP. Arteta has officially joined the xG losers club.

Apparently based on appearances his full transfer to Juve is already confirmed. Their European qualification would bump the fee from €14m to €20m.

Am waiting for him to get one or two pockets of support on here for this…

Kellys transfer to Juve has apparently been sealed for 14 million because he has played enough games for them Up to 6 million in add ons if they qualify for europe etc. Big Mitch has played an absolute blinder there. Some of their fans are coping very poorly suggesting that this deal is a favour so they can sign Tonali in summer

David Brent would be proud of him.

That's not quite the flex he thinks it is. If anything it shows the utter madness that Arteta has spent £750m and not a single penny of that was on a proven goal scorer that would have given them a chance last night.

Christ, they’ll be in fucking Eurovision next

The funniest thing about it is that they then went on to get beat 2-1 by Brighton.

ChatGPT seems to have been downgraded. 😂

Mine stand up to wipe their arse at the dinner table.

My mate was part of the police presence at Trafalgar Sq that day, they collared the bloke from the pool because he couldn’t walk after straight the fall and they needed to get him medical attention. His father started trying to fight the police and the rest of the fans were launching bottles & cans at them.

Await incoming lecture from the xG geeks...

The best before date must have finally expired, surely?

https://bsky.app/profile/supertanskiiii.bsky.social/post/3lolbhnxhl22x (SFW)

Lloyd Kelly and the (causing some) Commotions.

I've never liked Arsenal for various reasons, so all things being equal I'm usually happy to see them lose. However since Arteta is a massive whingeing tedious graceless cock, I'm absolutely delighted. Haha stick that up your tailpipe you cunt! No doubt you were robbed and it's all so unfair boo hoo hoo.

They’d be better off going for some massive fucker who can get on the end of Thomas Partey’s long throws. Last night was like watching Stoke City.

Passing around ground up viagra in 24ct gold bowls and underage boys - exactly like a diddy party

Allow to me help you out here. You were an awkward as fuck dweeb.

Jesus was albino, who'd have known.

This is fucking insane. Fucking bastards coming over here, feeding our kids. Once upon a time you could rely on the Saudis to throw stones at our gays and wimmin and you could respect it. But this!? Makes me sick. Already sent a Wearside Jack style tape to my local MP.

Feels good to be officially retired from having to explain this shit AGAIN.

You can't educate pork.

Not only does he look like a cunt, he looks like a wrong cunt as no one with half a brain still thinks Edison invented the lightbulb.

Not understanding it is and not caring is fine. Not understanding it and thinking it's useless is patently ridiculous behaviour.

he won the xG argument

“The best team lost” What a graceless cunt.

I’ve seen a bigger crowd when kids go on school trips

Longkrafth

Pape, done Smart money is on Seamus O’Lopez, archbishop of Lima; half Irish, half alpaca 🦙

You’re in a perpetual pissed off state so have probably never encountered this mood change

Are you doing an ewerk in your time machine?

American table manners are fucking wild. You see actual celebs now doing the "pin this steak to the table with a fork held vertically in a closed fist while I saw at it maniacally" thing these days. They're fucking pigs. HOWEVER. You can also see this over here now too if you keep your eye out for it. I hope all of the Toontastic members' no doubt HORRIBLE children at least have decent table manners. I already know some of the poor cunts will be standing up to wipe their arses for the rest of their lives though, so who knows.

I beg your fucking pardon? You shut your fucking trash mouth.

That's what the show Flying Doctors was all about.

Go for a five pint lunch.

Can't get brain damage when your brain is made from cream cheese.

Wanking then crossing themselves? Classic Catholic behaviour.

It certainly has its roots in the human sacrifice rituals of other civilisations - it fits in with JC's own supposed "sacrifice" for us. (That's in reply to Renton's canniibal post not religious art)

Hopefully not many loss weekends to come for Juve