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Morning Chaps, Apologies for the on/off service so close to the last match of the season! I am trying to get this sorted out but between myself and our server provider we're honestly not sure whats caused the last two major shut downs. The one just now was partly me trying to diagnose issues since going to our most recent restore (Friday morning) just led to the site dropping again in about the same time since it had last gone down. The place is creaking and is definitely due some maintenance/upgrades over the close season which I'll do my best with. For now, make sure you're on the discord if at all possible just in case and hopefully the place will stay up through tomorrow.

Thanks for your efforts, Andrew.

Sunderland looking forward to their first season back in the PL:

Andrew at TTHQ Everyone else at TTHQ

Contract extended to 2027 when he'll be 35. As it should be.

It’s been noted

The last one was tbf

Eating Trifles.

If Admiral Nelson had known his monument would be a favourite haunt of those fucking mutants he wouldn’t have bloody bothered winning at Trafalgar.

Woken up to a load of deleted messages in my football group chat with mates from home. Apparently our resident liverpool fan has had a HUGE rant about Alexander-Arnold leaving liverpool and has deleted them in embarrassment when he was informed that not only does no one else in the group give a shit but that practically every non-liverpool fan in the country thinks they're being a bunch of twats by having such a problem with him leaving. football is brilliant.

Lifelong ambition about to be fulfilled.

Might see if I can get a season ticket for Sunderland so I get a chance to watch us live next season.

Aye their most important signing of the summer is lube.

Fuck that shit. It would’ve been all the funnier

The state of this bloke in the Sunderland end.

They are mackems. The only thing they love bucking more than blood relatives are trends.

I’d say Andrew is more like Kermit on the original Muppet Show. Desperately trying to keep the show on the track as we all smash the place up

Listen, from what I've read, they were too busy policing the police who were stepping out of line and needed takking down a peg or two. They didn't have time for stuff like disposing of rubbish.

Well, make sure you're on the discord. Ive an alarm set for 4am monday morning (for me) so that I can check that we're up and running ok going into kick off time.

We all know who to blame if we lose tomorrow. In fact, my unbeaten run of match threads came to an end the last time the board went down 😳

Tbh I think anyone in Scotland winning a trophy outside of the old firm doyles is a good thing.

As recently as two weeks ago if memory serves

At least your post made you feel happy, wor kid.

That Onion c**t looks like a wallace and gromit character

Fuck off.

They’ve done this all season. Constantly kept in games by the dire standard of the opposition

Teyching how to pray to the eyast at half time. The sawdies have bought the officials, marra. They only give weh the Vey Ahuh aayrh deycision to mak it seym impartial. Criminal this like. Khashoggi would be rolling in eez grayave.

The Piles Council or something

Loads of mackems in central London this morning. I haven’t seen one who isn’t obese yet

The important thing to remember at this point is that, irrespective of this result, they are still (in relative terms) absolutely fucking shite

Post wedding dinner and speeches done so I thought I’d check my phone…

The fucking cheek of this like.

Runs like he’s in claymation as well

sick of seeing relegated clubs like Sheffield coming back for nothing glad to see a new team

Renton's scared of the mackems, pass it on.

I've turned the cunt off, I'm sure I'm a good luck talisman the odd time I've put them on this seysun.

Cirkin is better than Hall and Tino apparently. If you can imagine that

Won’t you be my cewk a chew

It’s fine. Probably shit anyways.

That lad they've just shown in the crowd with the Sid The Sexist hair.

Its like the FA Cup though where var was applied at different rounds - you can't change the rules for a competion as you go - no var all season then all of a sudden it counts? Bollocks.

Who has time to put stuff in the bin when wah takkin ewt the trash, marra.

The sacrifices Andrew makes for this place man Forum hero.

That's a good point actually. Andrew, you're gonna need to be like NASA Mission Control tomorrow keeping this place up when the match is on. If it goes down, it's Europa League time.