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We’re all buzzing but is no one going to spare a thought for Interim Merlin?

He's gonna love Ouseburn

Greetings Interim Merlin.

This is how we have done business before with big signings. This is mint. The red cartel media must be fuming. THE CUNTS> Man, I feel like I have eaten a full packet of Haribo!

Wait a minute, I just need to update something.... *ahem* SIGNINGS SINCE "IMO OUR BUSINESS IS DONE": .......THREE!

Bilbao @ SJP will be immense for intercontinental fan alliances. Thoughts and prayers for Bilbao Black Cats 🙏😊

Ah, it worked 😂

Too much is invoicing them for barrier repairs on a north Spanish motorway. ”Get Into Them” was fuck all to do with Liverpool and everything to do with Newcastle. It’s not always about you lot you self-pitying gobshites.

We're buying Isak again ...but this time we're in the champions league...

I was never stressed about any of this anyway

Too much is hockling in a lass's face. Too much is breaking into a stadium when you haven't got a ticket. Too much is getting every English team banned from Europe for years. A banner and a hostile atmosphere is normal. Dickhead.

Look, we didn’t show the respect due to the established elite and it’s really not on

I think they've misinterpreted Merlin's tweet.

I want to feel bad for the bloke but a) he’s fucking useless and b) the club he chose to join is rotten to the core. That isn’t Man U anymore. If Sesko didn’t know that before I reckon he knows it now. Amorim certainly does. And spending gazillions and trading on past glories and getting dug out time and again by refs and VAR can only carry you to a certain point. This is that point. Getting turned over for 45 minutes by a fourth division side when your own XI is worth hundreds of millions of pounds. No amount of money can fix that. That’s something wrong at the heart of the club. They are fucked in a fundamental sense. They’ll be begging for Ten Hag back before this is over, assuming it ever ends. p.s.

150m or 120 plus Harvey Elliot, or keep him We've got the upper hand now. Be disapointed if we don't fuck them over

How to look like an idiot.

That one game got us in the Champions League tbf so what a game to win

sunderland town council must be absolutely fucking delighted at the massive boost to their economy headed their way. the entire population of bilbao and all the inhabitants of the bay of biscay region will be chomping at the bit at the opportunity to visit the shithole that founded their club whilst they're visiting nearby newcastle.

The spiteful cunt in me wants us to get Woltemade, Wissa but keep Isak until at least January. If the financial hit of doing that is in any way doable, make it so. If he signs for them this window, the narcissistic cunt will feel fully vindicated by his appalling actions. I just don’t want him to.

Because we don't need to sell the cunt and we don't need to get him back on the field because we've got nobody else As long as we don't roll over we've got what yhey want. Make them pay for it

I still don’t want to let the moaning turnip go.

More bollocks and rants.

TRAAAAAAA-OR TRAAAAANSF-ECTORRRR SECTORRRRR-TRANSFRRRRRRR

Impeccable Merlin

You couldn't pay me to watch that overlap shit where they just talk about 'united', Liverpool and a bit of arsenal now with their new mate, Ian Wright. It should be called 'the overlook' as they overlook 89 other football clubs completely.

Well the Mrs is in the office tomorrow so that'll be me with the Rammstein vinyl on whilst reading shite on here.

I'm pleased if Isak's going. Means we get a clean break and Burn and Joelinton get a chance to launch him into the stands at Anfield. Reintegration would inevitably have a destabilising effect.

I think we should let him go to Liverpool. I even think we should let him choose in how many pieces he arrives.

Did he only WANT Bayern though? Did he, Fabreeze-eo??

Reintegrate Isak then make him play second fiddle to Thick Dick Nick.

The leading German football magazine is ranking players at the end of every season. That’s the recent ranking. All outlets in Germany reporting it now. PIF got involved yesterday evening. Player already said goodbye. Bayern got totally blanked.

Genuinely worried the Bilbao squad might get kidnapped.

The deal was signed when he heard isegrim whistling the blaydon races in one of the Stuttgart Christmas markets this afternoon whilst nibbling on some Bratwurst 😀

Our situation is different though cos Isak has 3 years left on his contract. So it's nice that some Liverpool fans think that one of the best strikers in the world should cost £5m less than they paid for Florian Wirtz, but they're objectively wrong.

What a fucking farce this window is. PSR has clubs against a barrel & has locked the entire system bar a few clubs who don’t have to worry about it. Isak wants fucking telling. Get back to work. No sale.

What a photograph

She needs more fibre