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Watched this in the house with the daughter's boyfriends before they all went out for a works Christmas do, they came back, wor lass put the karaoke on and a very drunken night was had by all till about three in the morning, all started off with a great away win.

Winning now. Gemmill at it again

I mean , I know you are all a bit slow, but fucking 60 today Utterly depressing number. And then the wife books a suprise day out. Thinks she’s booked us in to see a big orchestra playing Christmas music and ens up being six violinists playing unheard of classical crap. Walked out after 10 minutes

Tries to classy his 60th up a bit and he would have been perfectly happy with Bon Geordie, duck pizza, and a big telly wank after she's gone to bed.

Shouldn’t that read, “ current Liverpool Football Club man” though?

Couldn't get a wink of sleep until about 6, the medication I take for it didn't seem to work as it usually does. I've only just woken up in the past hour. Was absolutely miserable when I opened my eyes until I remembered that we not only won last night, but we bullied, embarrassed and ran rings round our opposition. Got a smile on my face now and ready to tackle some garden work. A Newcastle United win could make even the most shite day feel like heaven. I adore this club. Hope yous all enjoy your Sundays. Lovely roast dinner for me later. Can't wait.

I think that, irrespective of who is the better keeper, Pope needed dropping for his own good after the recent run of form. And we do actually have a good backup keeper which allows for that.

"Let's see if your deformed little arms can catch this, you Mackem cunt!"

Nick chipping Pickford like he was opening a can of beer was just fucking glorious.

Strikes me at the moment the key positions where quality is in short supply (in the league generally) are elite goal keepers and strikers. Also the positions that arguably make the most impact on a match. Hope Ramsdale does well and keeps his place. I like Pope as a person I think, but he's the spit of a mate of mine who can barely tie his own shoe laces.

Cheek! Loads of friends!

I went to see a classical ensemble at the sage as was. It was the night (Halloween iirc) after we beat Sunderland 5-1. It was billed as them, accompanied by pedal steel guitarist BJ Cole, playing Brian Eno’s Apollo album, with footage from the film For All Mankind playing on a big screen. That was the second half and it was superb. However the first hour or so (which there was no prior mention of) was them playing experimental modern classical music which, erm, wasn’t quite as good

She used ChatGPT to research birthday ideas, didn't she?

Got to be CT's daughter, learnt from the master!

Desperate for Wilson to bag a couple today against these and for the rat to get nowt.

*Heliocentrism intensifies.* He’s our Copernican revolution and I just Kant.

Could well be HMHM

Out of his seat for Hawaii 5-oh.

We saw it last season when Pope was injured and Dubs played, Dubs may not have made some saves that Pope probably would have, but his distribution was so much better he arguably had less saves to make because we weren't turning the ball over so deep because of his better feet and Ramsdale's kicking/feet skills are on a whole different level to Dubs.

Now sat in the car freezing because it was either staying in RTG or going in the pub next door with 4 mobility scooters outside and some fucker killing Elvis on the karaoke. #BirthdayFromHell

Who cares. Just watch Wolfy lobbing Pickford

You can take it out on John Craven later.

That Woltemade finish is absolutely hilarious. Effortless & class that it was against that greasy mackem prick.

Co commentator going on about Liverpool injuries and how this is the first time the bench hasn't looked bare for them. Lads, they won the league AND THEN spent half a billion. There's no such thing as a bare bench for this lot.

Woke up buzzing. Just in my pen for a 10k and it's 3 degrees and IDGAF

Newcastle’s biggest away win against a non-promoted side in the Premier League since April 2023, which was also a 4-1 victory against Everton.

Dundee Utd reminding us Christmas is coming…

Lovely little shithouse is our gaffer.

honourable mention for halfwit pickford... thought he'd fucked up our champions league place last season and had that crushed out of him a few minutes later. picked the ball out of his net four times tonight. fucking mackem cunt.

Cos that’s where these shitty violinists were playing. Just want my slippers and peppermint tea but still 30 minutes to go til our tables ready. This has been a grim afternoon.

Happy birthday you fucking philistine. on the bright side most of the mackems in that photo are dead.

Is that the present she's got you to go with your ticket to not-the-Northern-Sinfonia plays Now That what I Call Christmas?

Classic Gemmill.

Loads. Some very hungover people today including me. (Also gets the wife's annual want for a karaoke session out of the way which is also a bonus).

So if he drops a couple in the net on Tuesday it's ok because he can kick the ball into orbit/to a winger? It's likely that neither are good enough. Ramsdale is only on loan which leaves the door still open for Trafford at some point...

You didn't listen to me the first time and so we must continue to suffer.

FMP

He almost looks awkward about celebrating sometimes Like it doesn't come naturally to him to draw that attention into himself. When he scored his body language is less "Get the fuck in!" and more "Huh, that's nice"

Howe: "That was really important as we haven't had that feeling enough or at all." "Very pleased today that we were able to put that right and give them that winning feeling to go back to Newcastle with." "I'm just pleased I don't have to answer the dreaded questions on it." "We have a lot of work to do to say we have solved some of the issues we have had, but it is a big moment for us. A step forward." "Time will tell. I'm not going to make any big statements, there is a long way to go."

Deutschland, Deutschland, über alles… 😉

looks like someone found the fish's twitter account