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  1. 9 hours ago, Tom said:

    Im thinking back to the start of the season when Jamie Sketchers told Sky viewers De Zerbi may be THE BEST MANAGER IN THE WORLD :lol: 

     

    Jamie Sketchers didn't say he was THE BEST MANAGER IN THE WORLD, no, he's just a tribute. Rock....

     

    jack black rock GIF

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  2. 56 minutes ago, Alex said:

    Aye, absolutely beautiful to see the wheels come flying off the Klopp farewell tour bus. 

     

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    🎶He walked into my life

    And now his moaning's over

    And it's beautiful

    I think it's beautiful

     

    Can't you see, it's fucking LFC

    You really must agree together they are deplorable 

    But we are beautiful

    Beautiful

    We are beautiful🎵

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  3. RIP to a man I honestly thought was already long dead. That's a good innings as they say. I loved David Kelly amongst others yet in reality, as massive a cult hero he is, he was usually a lower league player. I'm pretty sure most of Hurley's seasons are Sunderland were in division two but they loved him and there's nothing wrong with that. His first ever game for Sunderland was in a seven nil defeat so it's good to know they've always been a basket case of a club.

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  4. 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

    Aye I thought he could have stayed on his feet, but its a pen.  If thats any Top 6 team thats a pen.

     

    As if Salah and co stay on their feet if that happens to them! :lol: We know they don't and we know what happens next. Longstaff and NUFC don't have the fear factor that the likes of Klopp and Liverpool do. It's not corruption but it's an unconscious bias/fear that discriminates against the non-sky faves.

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  5. 25 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

    A housemaid went into a hotel room after knocking and getting no reply, whlist in the room Ms Vorderman (countdown days) appeared from the bathroom.

     

    Aforesaid housemaid was friends with an acquaintance of mine and he took great delight in telling everyone that Ms Vorderman shaved her bits.

     

    Carol's bits. (Bits!)

    Always believe in her shaved bits

    Just as impressive as her tits

    It's indestructible 

    Always believe in 

    Carol's bits, (bits!)

    Etc, etc.

     

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  6. Just now, ewerk said:

    Called me cynical but I'm sensing some nepotism here.

     

    No, they thoroughly deserved it on account either emanating from Charles sack, being on the end of stuff emanating from his sack, or being married to the stuff that emanated from his sack and producing extra stuff that emanated from stuff that originally emanated from his sack. There's sacks of reasons. 

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  7. Just now, The Fish said:

    Still don't understand the Man Utd fans reaction to is holding a man to the terms in his contract? Apparently it's small time to state that they either pay an acceptable amount of compensation, or they wait until his gardening leave finishes. 

     

     

     

    It's the NW red cunt massive sense of entitlement syndrome. Your neck of the woods now, fish, are you now desensitised to it? 

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