Howmanheyman

Had a call from the medical department of the DVLA, they're lifting the no driving order so I'm ok to drive but still want to hear from my consultant which is fine by me, hopefully he doesn't answer them back till he's seen me first in early January. Power to the Walkerville One....

I was always into lasses football, tbf....

Dee Hepburn? It's getting worse! She'd have been a catch if it was the 80s?

TBD: [to his lass] "I think Lilly Allen fancies iz, she's smiling at me." Lilly Allen: [grimacing, turns to her mate] "Fack me, I've got really bad heartburn today."

I fancied Sarah Greene rotten when she was on going live, a fantastic blend of being attractive but having a bit of a teacher about her. A milf before the term existed. Wasn't a big fan of her husband then couldn't stand the cunt when I found out he was was married to her. (never trust a British Michael who prefers 'Mike' to 'Mick').

FYP 🎵 At first, when I see you I have a little smell I have a little smell I think 'fucking hell' Now when I see you I have a little sniff A little sniff What a fucking whiff. 🎶

EVERYTHING about just going to fucking football match is a joke.

I'm guessing Nick Faldo and Nigel Mansell would've been there or thereabouts last time I watched it?

Thanks for reminding me. David Bowie: "You look a bit down in the dumps, Bing. What's wrong?" Bing Crosby: "my inflatable arsehole needs blown up." Bowie: "Do you want to borrow my rubber bum pump?" Bing: "Rubber bum pump?" Bowie: "Rubber bum pump."

Poor cunt dies so let's lust after his old co-star. (But aye, very retro tasty).

Let's hope the horse is better behaved than the donkey obviously was.

The bottom lot, there's some very strange people around this world, none more so than that country, I'm starting to think @Howayhas ended up in Guantanamo Bay.

Tbh we'd probably have been better off going out limply early on in this competition with a full reserve side and I can't believe I'm saying it, but these injuries and extra games are really not helping us at all if we want to progress, last night and now a two legged extra two games when we're probably going to play extra play off games in the CL as well as the two remaining fixtures with half the defence falling to bits isn't ideal.

He's a player is Miley.

He has zero confidence as well.

I get no pleasure saying it but elanga looks woeful.

Matterface, 'some big games coming up for noocarsull, Chelsea and united.' fuck off you Southern cunt.

I'm surprised he didn't say they've done 'Eva so well' in that particularly effeminate southern pundit turn of phrase.

Right side asleep. Midfielders not covering.

Shamon!

Let's hope he can find a good solution.

🎶 Did we ask for your opinion? Did we say share? Did we ask for your opinion? Did we say share? Did we ask for your opinion? Did we say share? No, cos we don't care, we don't care, we don't care.... (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra) 🎵

I would've assumed he died years ago.