Colo's Curls

I'm sitting in the home end and I think I'll be alright. Just as long as I remember not to wear that green & white hooped top and big crucifix. You went in the stands closest to the Broomlen end or whatever?

Can you not put a jock accent on? Nah not really like ha, I'll just get shit faced and they will understand, I'm right in thinking everyone in Scotland smells like special brew and piss? Half them look worse than what it must feel like to have ebola. The rest are pretty normal. Both their clubs have more charva's than any club you've ever seen. Even more than us , I cringe at away games when I see little radgies dressed like something off green street, it's no wonder the country laughs at us most of the times :/

Can you not put a jock accent on? Nah not really like ha, I'll just get shit faced and they will understand, I'm right in thinking everyone in Scotland smells like special brew and piss?

Could do, would rather visit ibrox Since I've never been like, ta anyways

So am right in thinking that's a " you'll be fine just say your a ranger" lol, will the club question at all when I order and pick em up or will they just think we are supporters from outside of scotland?

Well story is.... Missed out on chance to get tickets for this down to people not giving answers early enough, is it wise to buy home tickets and sit with the gers?? Or am I on to a hiding off the club/fans??

Chinese people have zero concept of queuing. I used to get a bus that ran through Chinatown in San Francisco and I wanted to kill the little mop-headed fuckers on a daily basis. This. To be fair i understand they may do things a little different, But i bet many of them are born here in england so they should be acclimatized to the british way of queing and maybes discussing the weather while in the Q, And if you were in china and there was a mass free for all surely you would do as you see and pile in, Likewise in england if you see a Q then you should do as you see. A reckon am being to picky here

Ozil, Sweinsteiger, Sanchez, Forlan, Suarez, Tevez, Messi, Sneijder, Lucio, Maicon, Eduardo (portugese keeper) Think lucio is quite underrated, Maybe hes not a world class player but he never seems to put a foot out of place, No nonsense defending, Wouldn't mind seeing him in the prem. I'd add Michael Bradley to that list, shame he'll end up at the blue bin dippers or Fulham. Is that the bald lad for USA?? If so good shout.

Wayne Rooney is my No.1 standout player in this World Cup so far. His ineffectiveness in the role of England's leading striker has not been overshadowed by anyone. My No.2, No.3, No.4 etc etc are the entire English team who stand out as the most hyped-up squad who were abysmal failures in representing their country. It's terrible like, London must be completely devastated right now

Ozil, Sweinsteiger, Sanchez, Forlan, Suarez, Tevez, Messi, Sneijder, Lucio, Maicon, Eduardo (portugese keeper) Think lucio is quite underrated, Maybe hes not a world class player but he never seems to put a foot out of place, No nonsense defending, Wouldn't mind seeing him in the prem.

Got the iphone first day it came out bang on opening time, Sounds sad but its the only way i would be able to pick up my reservation as some sad fuckers have to work for a living was at front of the Q outside but then a load of chinese people ran ahead of me when they opened the doors, Fucking running, Sad gits. I strolled up and ended up like 20 something in the Q but then they all got shifted because they were hoping to buy on the day, ended up 4th or something. Apple employee's are a complete embarrassment aswell, Stood clapping and wooting for 10 minutes while people stood outside, Waiting to pick it up and carry on with their life and all that. The phone itself is only a tiny bit better than the 3gs, Sharper screen and just general speed is the only noticable things.

Salcido was excellent, Alexis Sanchez playing for Chile tonight, just loves having the ball and looks good on it. Messi of course, despite his lack of goals he (unlike rooney) is showing that the rest of his game is good enough at this level Whos rooney?? That fat kid who plays for wembley FC? Not even worth talking about that bunch of spice boys. Even when messi is having an "off" game hes still making things happen even if it isnt for him, I swear that ball is on string at times, Gutierrez must of lent him some its something of a cliche to say the balls glued to his feet now but watch him with it, it seems to be, it moves without him touching it staying right next to his feet, never more than 6-7 inches from him whenever he has it The ball might aswell have been glued to rooneys arse because he certainly wasnt doing much in the footwork department, He of all them lazy fuckers who we have to be associated with looked the most devoid of any guile/skill/pace/brains. Thank god i live in newcastle and the england catchment area only reaches watford

Salcido was excellent, Alexis Sanchez playing for Chile tonight, just loves having the ball and looks good on it. Messi of course, despite his lack of goals he (unlike rooney) is showing that the rest of his game is good enough at this level Whos rooney?? That fat kid who plays for wembley FC? Not even worth talking about that bunch of spice boys. Even when messi is having an "off" game hes still making things happen even if it isnt for him, I swear that ball is on string at times, Gutierrez must of lent him some

so who has been the stand-out players for you in this world cup so far?? For me diego forlan has had a fairly tidy world cup and looks 10x the player he was at old trafford. Also that salcido(?) whos plays at left back for mexico, Looked to have a mean cross and shot for a defender.

Needed to register with toontastic just to vent my dissapointment with these. I cant believe llambias has the cheeck to say he is happy with the design puma have came up with, By my reckoning they've came up with fuck all. Its just a generic template with iron on logos, Reeks of sports direct, Make em cheap and stack em high so the deluded "geordie nation" can come and spunk their hard earned cash on them. Third kit? whats the point, Are they scared incase we clash with internazionale in the champs league or something, Its embaressing. Bit of a spiel but to me this signs changes, Going from somebody (If you could even call us that) to a complete nobody, Run of the mill strips. Ahh well life goes on its just a shirt.