Kevin

I look sexy everywhere.

and he's seen every NUFC match since 1927 No, he hasn't.

*awaits the talk about how young people have no respect / back in my day*

Holy shit he's 77

Wacky, do you not really think your life is shite? your 21, no friends, sitting in the house on a friday night on the computer? fuck me you're a loser. I never thought i'd say this about anyone, but Wacky, you're a bad friend

R.I.P buddy

Maybe the Irish FA will embarrass themselves again and ask if they can co-host it. (maybe France would like us to help host it, we do have two of the biggest stadiums in europe) :yawn: let's not go down the road of embarrassing FA's and teams eh, fuck sake half of Englands starting lineup have been having affairs/beating up dj's/"missing drugs tests", never mind the previous scandals with former staff. But sure you can blame Englands failure in the world cup on those evil bribed referees

In English please you old bastard

Wacky, i'm 5 years younger, can't even get into bars and i STILL get a LOT more action that you ever, ever will. Kevin, I am not real, you are dead, this is heaven. You still can't get friends in heaven fuck me you are a loser :icon_lol:

Wacky, i'm 5 years younger, can't even get into bars and i STILL get a LOT more action that you ever, ever will.

Me !

Wait, just had a phone call? who the fuck would phone you all your friends?

how come you ain't out tonight wacky? instead on a forum saying a 16 year old died rather pathetic do you not think? 21 years old, fuck me if i turn out like you i'll be heading for the bridge, then you can make a thread.

Listen, I'm sorry and all that. But I'm not gay.

This thread is surely a bit far? does a mod not think so?

Yeah, that's me

You all seem to have taking a shine to me anyway So i've been well introduced.

You do know i'm only in.

No

You fucking horrible no friended cunt. No wonder why you have no friends. Another Friday night, another night alone in the house. Sad bastard.

shame it couldn't fix the rest of it eh? Shame it couldn't fix your face!

You should've broken out the "he was here long before you..." line. Kevin just has all kinds of lines associated with him doesn't he Orite mate, me n u outside nw! you a mackem in disguise??? I hate mackems

AW THATS COOL I'm writing M 8 but its coming up as mate