[Man Utd V Newcastle United - 6th October - 17.30 KO]

14 minutes ago, Noelie said:

I think the problem was, and the mistake, is that in the 2nd half we sat back and allowed them too much possession. the way they started controlling the ball it was pretty obvious they would score, but I didn't expect it to be three times, especially one in the last minute blowing our chance of a point for which I would have been grateful.

Kenedy and Mutu's goals were both excellent goals. I kept on about Mutu starting and he finally did with a purpose.

We did have chances that should have been put away, and would have been with better quality players.

 

Yup.  Diame failing to put his big fat heed on the ball is one chance wasted that I can think of.

[Man Utd V Newcastle United - 6th October - 17.30 KO]

It all went tits up when Murphy came on for Kenedy.  

[Man Utd V Newcastle United - 6th October - 17.30 KO]

18 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt, and assume you’re a born and bred Mancunian who just happens to be living near Kristiansand, Norway, shall I? 

Get to fuck man, you fucking reindeer shagger. 

 

Yeah! Bug off reindeer humper! 

 

 

[Man Utd V Newcastle United - 6th October - 17.30 KO]

10 minutes ago, trooper said:

Dummett & Fernandez are to have late fitness tests 

 

 

                          Dubravka 

 

Ritchie          Josleu           Perez       Atsu

       

              Shelvey        Diame

 

Yedlin                Clark               Kenedy

 

                      Lascelles

 

? 

[Man Utd V Newcastle United - 6th October - 17.30 KO]

                               Dubravka 

 

Ritchie          Josleu           Perez       Kenedy

       

              Shelvey        Diame

 

Yedlin             Fernandez           Dummett

 

                      Lascelles

 

 

?

[Mike Ashley -- Irrelevant Cunt]

1 hour ago, trooper said:

This from The Mail...

 

"Mike Ashley also allegedly told both Rafa Benitez and the players that there is no chance of the club being sold because ‘No party has ever come close to meeting his valuation and that some had tried to steal the club at a knock-down price."

 

Ah, a motivational meeting then.

[Peter Kenyon takeover]

[mackem messageboard gold]

41 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I’m picturing essembee slapping on the blackface and wrapping a tea towel round his head after his weekly overdose of Mackie Tans, then running up and down his street in Pennywell shouting “Goodness Gracious Me! I’m foreign, you know” in a terrible Indian accent, to a chorus of slamming doors from his poor neighbours. 

 

 

[Peter Kenyon takeover]

21 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I’m struggling to see the relevance, but hats off for the support. 

Wor Ingrid has her knockers, but at least she never employed JFK?? 

 

( I’m struggling to shoehorn any more tit jokes in here folks, so I’ll nip it in the bud). 

 

She would make a sucker out of me.

[Toon V Lesta]

Now what? Wait for January and hope the players we sign have enough to help the team get over the line, again. Insane!

[Peter Kenyon takeover]

 

[/spoiler]

 

[Mike Ashley -- Irrelevant Cunt]

On 9/26/2018 at 13:37, Howay said:

 Aye he’s a right tramp.

1

 

Damn right. The fucking bitch.  Suck my cack, Mike!

[Toon V Lesta]

                                        Dubravka

 

Yedlin                Lascelles            Fernandez        Dummet

             

                        Shelvey           Pogba

 

Ritchie                        Perez                          Kenedy

 

                                Rondon

[Rafa’s rudderless relegation ring pieces v Palace]

I'm all for changing formations, tactics, what have you, but the talent is not there.  Murphy is not a Premier League player, Muto has been mostly absent the little I've seen of him, and Ki is nothing special.  We need Shelvey, Kennedy, Perez, and Ritchie to play well to avoid relegation comfortably. 

 

I highly doubt we're going to get better players to come in January to unseat those mentioned.

[Rafa’s rudderless relegation ring pieces v Palace]

3 hours ago, Noelie said:

I'd like to see Rafa push the boat out with an audacious stroke against Leicester using most of his new signings as starters.

Wot do you lot think.

 

                                   Dubravka

 

               Yedlin    Lascells    Fernandez    Dummett

 

                    Ritchie     Shelvey      Ki    Murphy

 

                                 Mutu    Rondon

 

Perez has been piss poor this season, and so has Kenedy, Diame is up and down like a yo-yo.

Bench.

         Atsu

         Schar

         Joselu

          Clark

          Elliot

 

 When I look at this lineup, it makes me want to curl up in a ball and cry. 

[Rafa’s rudderless relegation ring pieces v Palace]

On 9/22/2018 at 11:51, Howmanheyman said:

Muto is the new Frank Pingel.

 

He's a free agent according to transfermarkt.

[Rafa’s rudderless relegation ring pieces v Palace]

I was thinking five but for some reason wrote 4. 

[Rafa’s rudderless relegation ring pieces v Palace]

So we play Lester, @Man U., Brighton, and @ Southhampton before Halloween.  Are 4 points asking too much?

[Rafa’s rudderless relegation ring pieces v Palace]

4 hours ago, Tom said:

50p for a hotdog in IKEA. £15 for a black and white rug, which despite it's aesthetic struggles, causes a lot less emotional trauma than the team.

 

50 pence for a hotdog?   Did you have to bring it home and put it together yourself?

[Mike Ashley -- Irrelevant Cunt]

If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Osama Bin Laden, Hitler, and Mike Ashley

 

[Rafa's heroic hunks v the Islington guardianista cunts]

Wha?  How did you 

[Rafa's heroic hunks v the Islington guardianista cunts]

25 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

I don't get this meme.  Is it from some old Irish TV show? 

[Mike Ashley -- Irrelevant Cunt]

Noelie, are you not capable of whining and dining Amanda Stavely to get her back to the buying table?  Can you at least try before we all lose our marbles with this cunt Ashley? 

[Rafa's heroic hunks v the Islington guardianista cunts]

Seems like when we're in an age of "improving the fan experience" Ashley is letting everything rot. Fucking bitch.

 

 

[Kevin Keegan]

1 hour ago, trooper said:

Ashley's a 24 carat  bastard anything else you need to know ?

 

Where does he buy his casual wear?