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LooneyToony last won the day on September 1 2018

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  1. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Noelie, fisting is when you insert your hand into a females or males vagina or rectum.
  2. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    It will always be you, Amanda Stavely. You were the shake I've always favored. Always!
  3. Salomon Rondon

    IF this is true, then Rondon has been informed that Rafa is gone and that Mike Ashley's absurd ownership continues. Surprise surprise.
  4. The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread 2018 -2019

    Oh Nelly! We end the season with a bang and land on lucky 13 in the standings. Come summer the club will be under new management and with at least two new attacking players so good that Rafa will change from a 5-4-1 to a 3-4-3!
  5. Statue Nonces vs Rafa’s Nautical Mags

    Tom has to start the thread for the first game next season.
  6. Liverpool Game

    That linesman is a coward. This season hasn't been Jamal Lascelles best at the Toon, would be a fair statement.
  7. Brighton & H.A. v Newcastle U

    I'd keep him. Hayden is leaving, Shelvey may be gone, he's useful because there is no way they are spending decent money for a backup midfielder.
  8. Berwick upon tweed

    Oh, you could not be so right. It's between Toronto and Kingston/ Ottawa, Ontario and there's nothing around but cows. Beautiful country around there with scores of young farmer's daughters with lovely jubblies, but other than that nothing but manure.
  9. Other Games 18/19

    Huddersfield is going to crush Liverpool in the second half. Friiggin wankers.
  10. Rafa Benitez

    That's the story this week by the time the summer transfer window opens it will be another story entirely.
  11. Visiting from Glasgow on Saturday

    Don't eat English food. True Geordies eat Indian food. I'm Canadian and never been to Britain, but I know this as fact.
  12. Miguel Almiron

    Ooffff! Ouch! That was awful, Miggy what were you thinking mate?
  13. Generic small time football blather thread 2017/18

    But how many Championship League trophies have they won, eh?!!
  14. Salomon Rondon

    He is one of the top ten strikers since World War I.

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