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Everything posted by LooneyToony

  1. Who the heck is Timmy Mallet? I had to google him. Holy cow, that guy is nutty! I was trying to think who his equivalent would be on this side of the Atlantic, and the closest I came to was the guy who used to host The Gong Show, without the colorful clothing.
  2. What a beautiful ball by Matty out to Yedlin and the commentator I'm listening to said he wasn't sure he meant that. From what I saw, he meant it. It was a beauty pass.
  3. Goooooaaaallllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a beauty you Longstaff you!
  4. Just truly pathetic now. Bordering on other mental health problems.
  5. 0-2 to Manchester. I'd like to see some changes in the lineup, which would probably need some adjustment in formation and tactics. Joelinton and Carroll? Why not?
  6. You know, this reminds me of the time I used to post on an American fantasy football forum back in the day. No wait, or was it the fantasy Baseball forum? No, it had to be the fantasy football forum because that was usually during the fall and winter. I remember just finishing college early that January when the Super Bowl XXXVI was played. Was it in January or February that year? Oh yes, it was January because I remember my cousin Jenny coming over to congratulate me. But to my surprise, she also confessed that she had always wanted to be a man and was seriously considering
  7. I've got a question for you. How about shut the fuck up, eh?! Oh hi, I'm an admin from Man City, I'm an admin from Chelsea, I'm an admin from Liverpool...and what do you think think the final score will be? Fuck off!
  8. This. Newcastle United in the Premiership. Are you kidding me? And I'm here watching billionaires buying WNBA and NHL teams in Fucksknowswhere, USA. Are you kidding me?!
  9. Anyone know when Newcastle United are going to play in the Champions League again?
  10. My prediction? Steve Bruce won't last until the end of October. September. October.
  11. So we're getting more news from Britain these days. Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson? And what is with that hairdo?!
  12. There is good news and there is bad news.
  13. It's quite possible that Almiron may never become a goal score in this League.
  14. It's game day and not a match thread to be found anywhere. I can't do it because I hurt my wrist picking some pumpkin squash yesterday afternoon. Fucking Fat Cockney Bastard!!!
  15. Anyone know when our next form of play or sport, especially a competitive one played according to rules and decided by skill, strength, or luck is?
  16. He does get by most players with his pace but last time I looked he had zero goals and zero assists in league play since his arrival in January. As a former basketball coach once said around these parts about some players who went the entire game without contributing anything: "We had guys that had a stat line -zero, zero, zero, zero, zero" https://streamable.com/bg2c3#
  17. Has the time come to start calling out Almiron for his lack of production?
  18. Since we're on songs, I've got one. Hooker With a Penis - Tool
  19. Dubravka Manquillo Lascelles Schar Ritchie Longstaff Shelvey Maxim Joelinton Almiron Carroll
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