Mac-Toon

Lenny always has a room available.

Absolutely tremendous. I particularly liked the third verse of lolololola

Raul aye in Champions League. I once scored 2 in a season in the cramlington brothers league. Prolific right back.

Some have had 60/70 years worth of ignorance. I'd rather 28 year of open mindedness. Like the old pissed blokes in bars telling you the facts of life. Pissed their lives up the wall, wearing manky clobber, manky fingernails but I'm meant to respect them? Fuck off. Physicality and mentality are poles apart in some. (Not aimed at anyone here, btw) You've spent too many drinking hours in The Black Garter yee like. I grew up in The Half Moon pub just on the Gateshead side of The Tyne Bridge. My old man owned it before it was bought by Collingwood propertys to build the hilton (spits). They bought on the understanding it would be renovated and reopened .. Two weeks later, mystery fire and it's knocked down and flats now I think. Disgrace. Anyway, the average punter in there was about 60. Never younger than 50. All had opinions, all talked shite. Interesting, perhaps, a man used to come in everyday. He was called James, about 90 year old, he had shellshock. He apparantly played for chelsea prior to WW2. He always had a half a woodpecker and kept a beer mat on top when he went for a piss.

Aye we played Sporting in a tournament at home. There was us Sporting, Boro and someone else who escapes my mind. That was the final on the Sunday, we were 3-0 up at ht, but lost 3-5 and Figo was magic. Canny bit of trivia that. Any ideas of the highest goalscorer ever in world football? I genuinely don't know. I've heard Pele and Romario but apparantly Romario classed a lot of friendlies etc. Any actual stats about? Here's one though. Leading scorer in champions league history?

Some have had 60/70 years worth of ignorance. I'd rather 28 year of open mindedness. Like the old pissed blokes in bars telling you the facts of life. Pissed their lives up the wall, wearing manky clobber, manky fingernails but I'm meant to respect them? Fuck off. Physicality and mentality are poles apart in some. (Not aimed at anyone here, btw)

Just been on the phone to the wife at home and she reckons she's had about 7 inches an hour ago. Don't know what to make of that.

highest beating the mackems. Lowest would be the sacking of Chris Hughton. Game of the season would be the 5-1 Most improved would be Carroll Most disappointing would be Lovenkrands, although he's barely had a kick Goal of the season would be Ben Arfa at Everton

The Pope?

Steve Harper. Aye Aye, Harps. Fwiw, I'm meant to be christmas shopping today but the trivia has proven to be the straw tbat broke the camels back.

I've played in Champions League, FA Cup final, All divisions including conference and only ever been signed to one club. Who am I?

Him that was at Boro when Ravenelli and Juninho were there. Christian Karembeu (sp)

Clue Christian Ziege?

The answer was obvious. St Petersberg. They really should be the biggest club in the world. One team for like 8m people or whatever. Here's my question. Who was the first black player to play for the toon? Was it Angus Wharson or something like that? I'm sure he was the first black player and I think he played at Newcastle late 1800s. Or Ruel Fox

The Toon against Southend. Aye mate, further proof that we're top supporters. Why do Juve play in black and white?

I can't do it anymore. Drive myself wild trying to get to sleep as all I can hear is the 'Likely Lads' themetune running through my head.

supporters? is that eastern city people are looking for kiev? I think you're forgetting Middlesbrough.

Floritas is shite, mate. Full of cool kids with low slung v neck tops on. Quayside or the gate is the only place to go. Irish for a couple aswell, they do a canny Exhibition. Clubbing stinks. If there's not cheese, crackers, black pudding and pickled onions on the bar I don't want to know, tbh.

It'd be like money in the bank, tbf.

Corner flags? Nope Goalkeeper? Or nets? What's the D for on the edge of the box. Btw anyone who saw, on the opening day of the premier league in 92 the highest attendance in English football was St James Park against Southend. We weren't even in the top flight. Further proof that Geordies are the dogs bollocks.

Corner flags?

Blackpool! It's Wigan. Blackpool have been in the top flight previously.

Aye, Wigan. You're some boy mind Paddock.

Everton, Arsenal were but cheated their way into staying up, at the expense of Spurs ...in the 20s... No mate. Both of those have, looking at the history books. Think small.