Mac-Toon

On the opening day of the premier league in August '92 where was the highest attendance? Haha

Of all the teams to have ever reached the top flight, which one has never been relegated?

Eurovision

Turkish or Greek area?

It was a question at a pub quiz. Nobody knew and he said the answer was MON. Robbed out of 2 beer tokens, the bastard. Credibility in tatters.

London havn't had a winner that I can remember. Moscow. Or have they? Nottingham for smallest, I'd say. D'you reckon clattermole will have picked up some kind of record for most sendings off in fewest games?

Yes mate and they're only able to keep the ball if it's a perfect hatrick. German strictness rearing it's ugly head again ...

It's a bit strong taking his balls off. I bet she's a right sort mind, knocking about with a 57 year old.

Definitely Ugly Earnshaw for the hatricks. Massive one here which is quite an unknown. What's a German Hatrick?

Aye. Martin O'Neill was the juror. I think it's a canny'un that not many people know. Have you's ever heard the old 'Which keeper has scored the most professional goals?'

Clue on the juror. Irishman who had success north and south of the border.

I don't know how true this one is but apparantly the player to score the most opposition goals at Anfield is Jamie Carragher. He's a shit for own goals, tbf.

Steve Bull Gavin Peacock Why are there only two lions on the FA cup trophy? I'm sure I've heard that somewhere before. Is it something to do with the captain who wins being the 3rd lion? Or is that the premiership trophy?

What's the difference between a bride and groom? I don't bride kids ...

Not Joe Harvey, mate. Probably someone younger than you're thinking. There's actually one player with 2 animals in his surname which is ironic given the fact he's a rat.

A place to ask any football or related trivia. I'll kick it off with a little tickler. 1) Which current or past manager was on the jury for the trial of the Yorkshire ripper? 2) Name as many present or former players with animals in their name. (i.e Darren Peacock)

Release date: 22nd December 2010; 'Spelling for Spackers'. Available at your nearest Aldi.

I use my iPhone whilst on here and it displays the full site. Does take forever to load though. I'm sure it's not that easy to do. Would you have any idea how to do it?

Our game against Chelsea should've been called off imo, as access was fucking horrendous outside the city centre. If it only started falling this morning then it hits quite hard, up here basically came to a standstill tbf. Oh and deadman, no it won't be rearranged for next weekend. It's fuckin' xmas day.

Aye, wet nursing is a paid breast feeder, I believe. I'm more an unpaid bottle maker whilst the wife's at work. The male version of a wet nurse.

Apparantly, I don't know how true this is but men have more cells, when we're ill more cells affected, hence us being soft as puppy shite at the first sign of a cold. I'm currently wet nursing my youngest son through whatever he's had. Boy flu, I assume. Breast feeding ??? Not quite, although my bitch tits would probably be up to the job if the truth be known.

Apparantly, I don't know how true this is but men have more cells, when we're ill more cells affected, hence us being soft as puppy shite at the first sign of a cold. I'm currently wet nursing my youngest son through whatever he's had. Boy flu, I assume. Breast feeding ??? Not quite, although my bitch tits would probably be up to the job if the truth be known.

Apparantly, I don't know how true this is but men have more cells, when we're ill more cells affected, hence us being soft as puppy shite at the first sign of a cold. I'm currently wet nursing my youngest son through whatever he's had. Boy flu, I assume.

A wizard on both the sax and harmonica. An aquired taste, I think. Legend in his own right.

I think they're quite tight fitting tbh, mate. I'm not really a shirt wearer but wore a Roma one for 5 a side about a year ago and a large was like a muscle vest on just a 12.5 stone frame. What you weighing in at? Or, d'you want it tight? Guns oot?