Christmas Tree

Big Jessie

Anyone checked the batteries

Not quite coming off for Walt so far.

That’s who gave me the idea fuck chops. But as a non IT person, I have no idea whether it’s a 5 minute job or weeks of work!

Do we not have that auto delete function on here, mentioned yesterday, as that would obviously solve this altogether?

Sooner AI gets to the stepford stage the better.

Cos that’s where these shitty violinists were playing. Just want my slippers and peppermint tea but still 30 minutes to go til our tables ready. This has been a grim afternoon.

Now sat in the car freezing because it was either staying in RTG or going in the pub next door with 4 mobility scooters outside and some fucker killing Elvis on the karaoke. #BirthdayFromHell

No, this is the pub she’s dragged me into before some eat all you can eat Brazillian steakhouse place. We both have tiny appetites these days but she’s prepaid. Im currently living in RTG

Could it get any worse?

Step into a world of festive elegance and sparkling sound with this joyful celebration of Baroque music at Christmas featuring the music of Purcell, Handel, Rameau and more. This concert brings the Baroque world vividly to life – full of dance, drama and dazzling detail. You’ll hear graceful violin lines from Leclair and Corelli, rich festive textures in Torelli and Locatelli’s Christmas Concertos, and the playful precision of Telemann and Handel. Purcell’s music from The Fairy Queen runs through it like a thread – sometimes stately, sometimes rustic, always full of character. And Rameau keeps us on our toes, sweeping from elegant courtly dances to full-blown storms. It’s music that moves – physically, emotionally, and always with a bit of flair. I mean I love a decent brass band or full orchestra playing ABBA or movie themes, but fuck me.

Aye it was them. Fuck knows what they were playing. I knew as soon as we walked in she’d fucked up, but sat there being polite for 10 minutes

I mean , I know you are all a bit slow, but fucking 60 today Utterly depressing number. And then the wife books a suprise day out. Thinks she’s booked us in to see a big orchestra playing Christmas music and ens up being six violinists playing unheard of classical crap. Walked out after 10 minutes