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I'm disappointed that he hasn't mentioned the tan.......

Are you bonkers? Chips and gravy is one of the best meals ever!

Jude Law is too much of a pretty boy for me I think

Does anyone actually go on Friends Reunited any more? I went on the other day to update my profile thing and no bugger has changed their details for years!

The cat in my avatar is NOT ugly, and it is trying it's bloody best to be a frog without being noticed! Now will you kindly stop drawing attention to it and let it get about it's business!

Ahem. Ahem! Do I feel my ears burning here?! Pushin yer luck Peasepud?! I'm back Who is running the book on 'How long will it take Glasgow Mag to implode with rage and get himself banned?', or 'Who will be the first poster to get banned?' 1832[/snapback] Me! Now bloody behave yourself!

Doctors and Nurses

Sorry. I'd already made mine when you asked so you'd have had to wait til I made my second one of the day. Just a cuppa so far for me...

Wanker Of The Week? That went down a storm iirc

Spilt your vodka on it, have you?

"I don't think he can handle her!"

Posted too quick - it was meant for the Fish.

Smells.

If we felines have offended Think but this and all is mended: That you did but slumber here While this kitty-cat did appear And this weak and idle theme No more yielding but a dream. Fish-boy - do not reprehend if you pardon, I will mend: And as I am an honest cat If we have a virtual spat Now to escape the kittens tongue We will make amends 'ere long, Or else the cat a liar call So, chill out, unto you all be a nice fishy, if we be friends And Cathy will restore amends....... With heyoooge apologies to William Shakespeare!

Fab. Thank you

Why not? It's about time us girls had equal rights around here!

Welcome! You still around for the West Ham game pissup, mister?

Hmmmm, the yellow Mr Nod always looked a little bit simple I thought, but that would be canny for the likes of Gems. What about both?

I think they should be called "Special" members. Why do we not have a smiley that nods? "CRAIG?"

Finally home at the end of a 12-hour shift. The moral of today's day at work kids? Don't drive when you're too tired. Had a patient who was in surgery for 10 hours today after driving off the road, down an embankment and onto a railway line. What a fucking mess.

What is an Advanced Member? Is it like a member who's passed their cycling proficiency test or something?

Thanks I'm in disguise.

I had to start this thread just so I could use this little fella >>>> Nice board guys - thanks for setting it up. Catch you on the morrow...

Surely it can't be long til Craig gets his head kicked in! "But Aaaan'onyyy, I was feeling your inner thigh AS A FRIEND!!! "